MERGED --> Funky carrot--what to do with it? + PICTURES of that wierd carrot

[PennyPyro]

Funky carrot--what to do with it?

The other night, my art therapy teacher brought a tray of veggies to class for munching purposes. i found one of the baby carrots, which almost looked as though it had been carved halfway into a corkscrew shape. i thought, i cant just EAT this carrot, it is special! i was going to bury it in the vacant lot where the coffee shop was torn down, but the ground there was too hard and i'm a wimp.
so i decided to look in various places for advice on what special thing to do with it. i thought of:
-eating it with ceremony
-giving it to a friend as a friendship token
-submitting it to an art museum, a la Marcel Duchamp's "Fountain"
-mailing it to a random stranger
-burying it somewhere else
-leaving it in the offering plate at church
-making it the center of a work of art
-putting it on a makeshift altar (i like making those in seemingly random places; wierd but true)
-putting it in the interesting, awesome, old-fashioned mailbox down the street

any other suggestions? also i was thinking of waiting til the next full moon or something (i think that would be this Fri. or Sat.)

thanks Lemonade Stand people!

 

[UberBeaver]

Make a necklace out of it.

Post a video of it on YouTube doing all sorts of super things, like saving old people from would be muggers or fixing a flat tire.

Bring it out on the town, get it wasted and tattooed!

Get 3 other carrots and make a boy band - with the corkscrew one as the "rebellious" one.

 

[PennyPyro]

haha, thanks, that's good!

 

[Sicy]

Pic please

 

[PennyPyro]

i DID take pictures, and if i still remember your request when i get the pics on my puter, i'll try to get some on here.
but that might be in a couple months. lazy me.

 

[Bonochick]

eBay

 

[ABEL]

eBay

i bet you could get $$$$$$$$ for it on ebay!

 

[Maggie1]

Stew it with butter and eat it.

 

[redkat]

butter and a little bit of honey and orange juice

 

[Maggie1]

butter and a little bit of honey and orange juice

Even better with some brown sugar and nuts.

 

[redkat]

Even better with some brown sugar and nuts.

you're tempting me to get a pan out and actually cook

 

[Bug]

eBay

Yeah, go with that.
I've seen loads of unusally shaped carrots go for an okay amount on eBay.

You can get even more if it's shaped suggestivly.

 

[zonelistener]

Q-tip!

 

[Utoo]

soak it in lemon juice, hook it up to a battery, and turn it into a...vibrator?

 

[pepokiss]

soak it in lemon juice, hook it up to a battery, and turn it into a...vibrator?

THEN eBay

 

[LemonMelon]

With all these notions of burying and reburying, this carrot dilemma definitely reminds me of Animal Crossing:

Great game, and if you sell the carrot on eBay, maybe you can buy it with the money you get!

 

[Bonochick]

Animal Crossing!!!!!!!! I am addicted to that game.

 

[PennyPyro]

hey guys, thanks for the suggestions! i have an update tho: it's starting to shrivel, and now looks more like a hook than a fat corkscrew. still smells carroty tho!

 

[PennyPyro]

I put the carrot on the peace pole in the peace garden at my college.

 

[Utoo]

still smells carroty tho!

that's the most important part!

 

[tiny dancer]

 

[PennyPyro]

PICTURES of that weird carrot

Okay, you may or may not remember this, but several months ago (November or October?) i posted here that i had found an oddly-shaped carrot. Some people requested photos, and now, at long last, i am posting these photos!

hope that works...

 

[trevster2k]

What's so weird about it............oooooooooooh, wait a minute .................... that's shaped like a, Pen....ny, what an extraordinary find!!!!!

 

[AngelofHarlem01]

the first pic kinda looks like the Loch Ness Monster...

 

[bono_212]

OMG I remember this carrot...weren't you going to sell it on Ebay or something?

 

[waynetravis]

soak it in lemon juice, hook it up to a battery, and turn it into a...vibrator?

THEN eBay

 

[PennyPyro]

OMG I remember this carrot...weren't you going to sell it on Ebay or something?

nah...some suggested it tho. If i had an Ebay account, it might be a good thing to do ('cus i could actually get some money!) but i don't have one.
I put the carrot on top of the Peace Pole at my college. The Peace Pole is a squarish wooden pole about six feet high with "peace" in different languages carved in it. It's in a grassy area and there are benches around it, and flower beds beyond the benches. That little area is called the Peace Garden.

btw, thanks, whoever dug up that old thread and merged it!

 

[love_u2_adam]

omg that looks like a small.......







JHOHNSON!!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

JHOHNSON!!

What are you, Swedish?

 

[love_u2_adam]

What are you, Swedish?

lmao!