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[financeguy]

Shock News : Ireland has disappeared!!

.... under a sea of alcohol. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[elevation2u]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm duff

 

[Basstrap]

I get it!!! cos irish people are all alcoholics!!!

 

[financeguy]

NO!!! THERE WAS A LEAK IN THE GUINNESS FACTORY!!!

 

[Zoots]

finance guy, are you urging us to make fun of those Irish drunks?

 

[elevation2u]

hope it finds its way to the pacific ocean

 

[Basstrap]

SHOCK NEWS: canada has dissapeared

UNDER A SEA OF MOOSE

 

[Zoots]

mmmm.... Guinness factory leak......

 

[Basstrap]

I loath guinness

or any other beverage that TASTES LIKE SHIT

 

[elevation2u]

did the moose factory have a spill too?

 

[financeguy]

Naughty moose!!

I had a feel something like this was going to happen!

 

[Zoots]

By Moose, I'll just assume you mean Chocolate Mousse...

 

[elevation2u]

mmmmm chocloate

 

[Basstrap]

By Moose, I'll just assume you mean Chocolate Mousse...

no... I mean the animal with the fucking antlers

 

[elevation2u]

SHOCK NEWS: Mexico has disappeared

under a pile of beans
the aircraft carrying all the beans exploded in midair covering the entire country..i cant leave my house the beans have trapped me in

 

[financeguy]

Naughty, naughty, naughty beans!!!

 

[Basstrap]

damn!! that tops it

fuckin' beans...this is a sign God is coming back to collect his flock soon

 

[Zoots]

no... I mean the animal with the fucking antlers

No need to shout.......... mmmmm.... chocolate mousse..

 

[financeguy]

karma police arrest this man he talks in drivel he buzzes like a fridge like a fridge

 

[elevation2u]

unfortunately it dropped this bean off too

 

[Zoots]

karma police arrest this man he talks in drivel he buzzes like a fridge like a fridge

I thought he spoke in Maths though.

 

[Mofo]

God Imagine the farting....

 

[elevation2u]

i've given all i can, it's not enough,

but we're still on the payroll

 

[elevation2u]

God Imagine the farting....

bomba atomica!

 

[Zoots]

SHOCK NEWS: Interference has disappeared...

.. in a sea of Shock News threads!!!

 

[elevation2u]

mmmmmmmmm threads

 

[Basstrap]

under a sea

UNDER
don't you know anything about posterity?

 

[financeguy]

mmmm......posterity

 

[elevation2u]

mmmmm....dot dot dot

 

[elevation2u]

are the Leprauchans alright?
hope they didnt die due to alcohol poisoning