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Old 08-23-2003, 05:02 AM   #16
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question: how can cujo and mofo have an arguement when they're both on the same side? see this canda discussion for details




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Old 08-23-2003, 05:04 AM   #17
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Argument to Question 3: It's a very controversial topic indeed... I'd like to cite the case of Peanut vs. Butter, where the sides mutually agreed to independence. Arbitration hearings revealed that Peanut Butter was actually a fruit. Therefore, Cornuts, as they are a concoction of various confectionaries... are to be known as fruit. Logic favors in the affirmative.

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Counterpoint: Who are the add wizards that came up with this one?

PS - Answer to IWasBored's Question: Dont ask, Dont tell.

PSPS - Cujo, up your nose with a rubber hose.
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Old 08-23-2003, 05:11 AM   #19
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Closing Argument: Some Advertisement Wizards hold the belief that you can put two things together without negative consequences. Well their sorry asses were wrong. Cornuts are yet another commercial bastard of the ever-growing trend of hybridizing good stuff into absolute garbage. However, not all is a waste... as I've found a way to stop my table from rattling... finally, a practical use for Cornuttery.

PS- Mofo, you make non-biodegradable waste look good.
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Closing Argument: All I know is that people who eat Cornuts have some nasty smelling breath. Who are these people?

PS - When I think of crap, I think of Cujo.
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Ruling: Cornuts are the plague of the Earth.

PS- Mofo, I eat pieces of crap like you for breakfast.
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Question 4: Who's higher on your 'To Do' list: Natalie Portman or Jenniffer Love Hewitt?

PS - Cujo, you eat pieces of crap for breakfast?

PSPS - What kind of store do you buy that at?
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Old 08-23-2003, 05:23 AM   #23
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Argument to Question 4: After careful consideration and deliberation, I have ruled that Natalie Portman has not yet defiled the music industry with bad pop stylings. Therefore, Hewitt is relegated to an imaginary lower position, on hypothetical terms.

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PSPS- Obviously a non-Scottish store.

PSPSPS- you make me want to cut out my intestines, so that I don't get indigestion from your arguments.
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Counterpoint: I'm Mormon, we dont 'do' anybody.... Which makes me ask myself, why am I Mormon again?

PS - Cujo, if you were a rapper your name would be Snoop Doggie Crap.
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Old 08-23-2003, 05:33 AM   #25
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Rebuttal: Yeah dude.

PS- You should convert to pervert. We're sending you a brochure.

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Mebuttal: The Perverts eh, I've heard of you guys. Bill Clinton is your guys party leader right? Wait, that might be the Liars Club.

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Old 08-23-2003, 05:41 AM   #27
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Closing Arguments: Yeah. Portman I guess.

PS- We have the same dad you ignorant hillbilly.
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Ho-ing Arguments: They're both quite attractive, but Portman. Realistically speaking, this question should have been : Who do you have less of a chance with?

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My head hurts

Is cornuttery a word?
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I'm not gonna say what I misread the thread title as when I first saw it
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