Massive internal bleeding happens when you party with Frank the Monkey

[Kieran McConville]

As me and my friend 'Zoomerang96' can attest, right bro? That's short for 'brother', in a sort of comradely, not familial, sense.

Frank the Monkey sure took us for a spin, didn't he??? What with the ten foot spiked steel dildo and... well nevermind.

Well, better get back to shovelling shit, there's ten pyramids of the stuff to get through before nightfall... oh wait, it is night. It's always night here.

 

[Zoomerang96]

i already took my turn with the shovel, so if you're somehow complaining that i never do anything around here you can kiss my ass.

it's a dirty job, and nowhere in our "agreement" does it ever stipulate that i have to clean up frank's shit EVERY TIME.

it's embarassing watching you cry in the corner "why is frank doing this?!?! WHY?!??!!?" night after night (it's always night here).

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

frank? FRANK!!!!

FRANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bring over your shovel my tulips are having sex again!!!!!!!!

 

[Zoomerang96]

noone at interference understands frank the monkey, it would seem.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Maybe they do and just don't want to talk about it, Zoomerang, there's always that.

 

[JessicaAnn]

Oh, I understand Frank the Monkey. It just seems he doesn't like me as much as Bear and Zedbetty.

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

my what big hands you have..

my what long fingers you have..

my what big feet you have..

my what a long nose you have...

 

[Canadiens1131]

Massive internal bleeding happens when you party with Ron Jeremy.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

 

[Zoomerang96]

massive internal bleeding happens when you party with frank the monkey, guys.

 

[lmjhitman]

Oh, I understand Frank the Monkey. It just seems he doesn't like me as much as Bear and Zedbetty.

same here, jessicaann.

but i, for one, am pretty happy about that.

i just don't have room in my schedule for random monkey assaults.

 

[Dulce de Leche]

That's why I for one don't party with him.

 

[Kieran McConville]

You know what else happens when you party with Frank the Monkey, guys?

You never get rid of the smell of burning tires.

Also, your bank account mysteriously empties. What does a 6,000 year old toy monkey want with money? Don't ask. Don't ever ask questions. It's not worth it.

 

[Angela Harlem]

partying with frank rates up there with herpes and burt reynold's hairpiece.

 

[Alan Jamison]

 

[Zoomerang96]

ah, there goes jamison - up to his usual trocks, i see!

 

[Alan Jamison]

ah, there goes jamison - up to his usual trocks, i see!

Zoomah, oyv gotta a question for ya.....



Am I hot or not?

 

[Zoomerang96]

uh, HOT!

...

NOOOOOOOOTTT!!!!

 

[Ormus]

Do you like marshmallows?

 

[Zoots]

zoomy, you like bono don't you admit it or frank the monkey will spank you.

 

[Alan Jamison]

Do you like marshmallows?

Yeah, oy loik bloody marshmallows, Ormus, old boy!

 

[Alan Jamison]

zoomy, you like bono don't you admit it or frank the monkey will spank you.

 

[Alan Jamison]

haha, excellent.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

oh jaysus!

 

[Alan Jamison]

oh jaysus!

 

[Calluna]

Frank the Monkey has a shit-list, guys. He's making a list and checking it twice. Alan Jamison is next.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

indeed

 

[Alan Jamison]

Originally posted by MissVelvetDress_75

 

[Alan Jamison]

Frank the Monkey has a shit-list, guys. He's making a list and checking it twice. Alan Jamison is next.

ummmmmm, no.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Fuck you for ruining my thread, Jamison. Why do you have to ruin everything I do? Why?

Why?

I ran a blog for two years and I had to stop that too cause you kept on coming in and ruining it. Oh and for your information, Gaul is NOT a city in Arabia.

 

[Numb1075]

Oh, but there we were waving Brenda and Eddie goodbye