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Old 11-19-2006, 07:49 AM   #1
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Massive internal bleeding happens when you party with Frank the Monkey

As me and my friend 'Zoomerang96' can attest, right bro? That's short for 'brother', in a sort of comradely, not familial, sense.

Frank the Monkey sure took us for a spin, didn't he??? What with the ten foot spiked steel dildo and... well nevermind.

Well, better get back to shovelling shit, there's ten pyramids of the stuff to get through before nightfall... oh wait, it is night. It's always night here.
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Old 11-19-2006, 10:41 AM   #2
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i already took my turn with the shovel, so if you're somehow complaining that i never do anything around here you can kiss my ass.

it's a dirty job, and nowhere in our "agreement" does it ever stipulate that i have to clean up frank's shit EVERY TIME.

it's embarassing watching you cry in the corner "why is frank doing this?!?! WHY?!??!!?" night after night (it's always night here).
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Old 11-19-2006, 02:26 PM   #3
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frank? FRANK!!!!

FRANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bring over your shovel my tulips are having sex again!!!!!!!!
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noone at interference understands frank the monkey, it would seem.
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Old 11-20-2006, 04:56 AM   #5
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Maybe they do and just don't want to talk about it, Zoomerang, there's always that.
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Old 11-20-2006, 09:24 AM   #6
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Oh, I understand Frank the Monkey. It just seems he doesn't like me as much as Bear and Zedbetty.
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my what big hands you have..

my what long fingers you have..

my what big feet you have..

my what a long nose you have...

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Massive internal bleeding happens when you party with Ron Jeremy.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
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Old 11-20-2006, 07:30 PM   #9
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massive internal bleeding happens when you party with frank the monkey, guys.
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Oh, I understand Frank the Monkey. It just seems he doesn't like me as much as Bear and Zedbetty.
same here, jessicaann.

but i, for one, am pretty happy about that.

i just don't have room in my schedule for random monkey assaults.
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That's why I for one don't party with him.
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Old 11-20-2006, 08:41 PM   #12
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You know what else happens when you party with Frank the Monkey, guys?

You never get rid of the smell of burning tires.

Also, your bank account mysteriously empties. What does a 6,000 year old toy monkey want with money? Don't ask. Don't ever ask questions. It's not worth it.
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partying with frank rates up there with herpes and burt reynold's hairpiece.
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Old 11-20-2006, 11:09 PM   #15
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ah, there goes jamison - up to his usual trocks, i see!

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