Massive internal bleeding happens when you party with Frank the Monkey

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The reason why i travel so excessively is only to get away from
Frank.

But im beginning to see that it doesn´t work.

Wherever i step off the plane, there he is, waiting for me.

Waiting and grinning.

Grinning and waiting.


Shit.
 
Fox the fox, Rat the rat, You can ape the ape, guys.
I know about that - there is one thing you must be sure of I cant take any more. Darling, dont you monkey with Frank the monkey. Monkey, monkey, monkey. Dont you know youre Frank the Monkey?
 
Evalicious said:
The reason why i travel so excessively is only to get away from
Frank.

But im beginning to see that it doesn´t work.

Wherever i step off the plane, there he is, waiting for me.

Waiting and grinning.

Grinning and waiting.


Shit.
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Because wherever you go, there Frank is.
 
Calluna said:

No, thank you, dear reader.

I have decided to repost links to the original Frank the Monkey stories for those who may not had a chance to read them yet.

Let Me Tell You About Frank The Monkey

Dirty Old Quill

Scream for Vengeance
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Excellent, Calluna. I'd almost have forgotten about Frank the Monkey if it wasn't for the fact that he gores me and Zoomerang96 every two hours with a spiked 12 foot steel dildo.

Note: that's 'a' dildo... not 'his' dildo.
 
Kieran McConville said:
Excellent, Calluna. I'd almost have forgotten about Frank the Monkey if it wasn't for the fact that he gores me and Zoomerang96 every two hours with a spiked 12 foot steel dildo.

Note: that's 'a' dildo... not 'his' dildo.
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Were you screaming and laughing at the same time, when that happened? :happy:
 
Calluna said:

Because wherever you go, there Frank is.
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but HOW DOES HE KNOW, CALLLLUNA?

how does he always know where im gonna go?

it doesn´t really make sense, not when you think about it.


Im beginning to see that it can´t be a coincidence that he always
runs into me...... And when he does, it´s not pretty.
 
Evalicious said:


but HOW DOES HE KNOW, CALLLLUNA?

how does he always know where im gonna go?

it doesn´t really make sense, not when you think about it.


Im beginning to see that it can´t be a coincidence that he always
runs into me...... And when he does, it´s not pretty.
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It's telepathy, dear Eva. He is as old as sin and he can read our minds.
 
Evalicious said:


HE´S A MONKEY!!!

HE CAN´T DRIVE!
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Don't tell Frank that you think he can't drive.

PS, ever hear of Toonces, the driving cat?

We'll see what happens when it's 2 am and you have a craving for a chalupa and need Frank to give you a lift to Taco Bell.


Taco Bell guys, Taco Bell.
 
JessicaAnn said:
You can run for the border, but you can't hide from Frank, guys.
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Too bad that it was the Canadian border that you ran towards.


And Mrs Garrison, i do hope you´re talking about your dinner.
 
Evalicious said:


HE´S A MONKEY!!!

HE CAN´T DRIVE!

MY CAPS LOCK IS ON AND I CAN´T STOP SCREAMING.
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Sure, Frank can't drive all on his own but he practices mind-control so he can make mere humans do his bidding.

I heard him speak through Kieran's mouth once. It was terrifying.
 
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