Mary J Blige on roids?

[Dusty Bottoms]

Report: Entertainers in Steroid Report

ALBANY, N.Y. (AP) -- A number of entertainers were named in connection with an Albany-based steroid investigation, but they are not part of an ongoing criminal probe, according to a published report.

The Times Union of Albany cited unidentified law enforcement officials in reporting Sunday that R&B music star Mary J. Blige, rap musicians 50 Cent, Timbaland and Wyclef Jean, and award-winning author and producer Tyler Perry may have received or used performance-enhancing drugs.

Law enforcement officials have said evidence does not indicate that the celebrities broke the law, but that investigators are focusing on doctors, pharmacists and clinics that provide the drugs.

That's gotta hurt her Rock n Roll Hall of fame chances.

 

[got_edge]

Leave Mary alone

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

 

[lazarus]

So much for No More Drama.

And I can't believe 50 Cent took 10 steriod shots to the body...and still lived!

 

[corianderstem]

Does it help her sing better or something? What performance is this exactly enhancing?

Weird.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Does it help her sing better or something? What performance is this exactly enhancing?

Weird.

If I wer her I'd ask for my money back.

I can't wait for this thread to really take off.

 

[Dusty Bottoms]

Does it help her sing better or something? What performance is this exactly enhancing?

Weird.

Ask yourself this... What's more important in the music industry today? Having a good voice, or having a hot bod?

 

[Pinball Wizard]

Well, her newest release is called Growing Pains.

Which should now have an asterisk beside it, in my opinion.

~Bud Selig*

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

it was a b-12 shot, honest

 

[lazarus]

50 Cent's next album should have an asterisk next to it anyway--didn't he promise to stop making music if Kanye sold more albums in their head-to-head competition?

 

[Pinball Wizard]

pffft... more like a D-12 shot.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

pffft... more like a D-12 shot.

ohhh snap son

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Come on people, start arguing or something. I've had a rough day at work and need some amusement.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Come on people, start arguing or something. I've had a rough day at work and need some amusement.

mjb version of One >>> U2 version of One...

 

[namkcuR]

Come on people, start arguing or something. I've had a rough day at work and need some amusement.

Because we're all here just to entertain you

 

[corianderstem]

Come on people, start arguing or something. I've had a rough day at work and need some amusement.

You wanna start something? Huh?

<--puts finger on LMPA's shoulder and pushes hard

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

You wanna start something? Huh?

<--puts finger on LMPA's shoulder and pushes hard

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

 

[Dusty Bottoms]

Looks like some serious roid rage in here

ps - I heard it was Bono who hooked up MJ with a supplier

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

You wanna start something? Huh?

<--puts finger on LMPA's shoulder and pushes hard

Oh no you di'nt.

It's so on.

:grabscori'shair:

ps - I heard it was Bono who hooked up MJ with a supplier

I hope he's ok.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

are you suggesting that bono gave mary j. a shot in the ass?

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Arse.

If Bono did it it would be arse. Sheesh.

 

[Pinball Wizard]

Two shots of happy, headache.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Two shots of happy, headache.

one shot of sad

 

[Pinball Wizard]

Nevertheless, Bono is all about O-Blige-ing the ladies.

 

[u2popmofo]

Did I disappoint you or leave a bad taste in your mouth?

Gross, Bono. Gross.

 

[GibsonGirl]

I hope he's ok.

I don't know. I heard on the news that a plane transporting imported steriods just went down in New York. WASN'T BONO IN NEW YORK FOR [INSERT FILM FESTIVAL HERE]?!?!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

i wonder if mary j. blige's balls shrunk from the steroids

 

[corianderstem]

:grabscori'shair:

Oh my god, you HAIR PULLER!

 

[u2popmofo]

CAT FIGHT

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

CAT FIGHT