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Old 12-12-2001, 02:49 PM   #1
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Martha Stewart is the DEVIL

My mother worships her, I don't understand it at all. All this talk about napkins and bread shaped like Santa's head and the perfect way to set a table-ARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!! DIEBITCHDIE!!!!

OK, just had to get that off my chest.

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Old 12-12-2001, 02:51 PM   #2
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oooh, "bread shaped like Santa's head"

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LMFAO!

Anti-Martha's unite!

Rise up with your plastic kitchen disposable forks!

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Presenting the Martha Stewart Action Figure, complete with Book of Spells and Witchcraft!

Battaries not included.

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Presenting the Martha Stewart Action Figure, complete with Book of Spells and Witchcraft!

Battaries not included.

I think a PLEBA-Like thread should be started for Martha!
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Order now, and get the Martha Stewart in Rebel Pilot Uniform free!



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I just showed this to my mom. She thinks I'm the most evil child on the face of this earth. MWAH-HA-HA!!!!

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I don't know how I feel about good ol' Martha. On one hand she makes me mad everytime I am sick and at home and I watch her doing all of these things I COULD be doing (from scratch of course!!) instead of sitting on my lazy butt. But I almost peed my pants when I saw her on Late Night With Conan O'Brien and he had her drink a shot of whiskey on national television! I can see it to this day...ooo, it's still good!!

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Martha, what is the proper way to spank a monkey?

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The lady freaks me out with one word:

Decoupage!

Everytime I've seen her on TV she's decoupaging something. There has to be a law against that.

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I remember some guy said this to his wife:
Guy: Martha is the perfect woman. She is creative, she can cook and likes gardening. A man would be happy to have her as a housewife.

Wife: Then why is she divorced???

BTW: I think she is a freak

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SEXY!!!!!!!

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