Martha Stewart is the DEVIL

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

My mother worships her, I don't understand it at all. All this talk about napkins and bread shaped like Santa's head and the perfect way to set a table-ARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!! DIEBITCHDIE!!!!

OK, just had to get that off my chest.

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"I sometimes get the odd twinge that I wouldn't mind playing lead guitar, just like a couple of notes, but that's about as near as I would want to get to the front." -Larry

 

[Salome]

oooh, "bread shaped like Santa's head"

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Salome
Shake it, shake it, shake it

 

[HelloAngel]

LMFAO!

Anti-Martha's unite!

Rise up with your plastic kitchen disposable forks!

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No alarms and no surprises, please.

 

[Not George Lucas]

Presenting the Martha Stewart Action Figure, complete with Book of Spells and Witchcraft!

Battaries not included.

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<A HREF="http://"http://www.iusb.edu/~preimers/monkey.jpg"" TARGET=_blank>It's a monkey!</A>

 

[zonelistener]

Originally posted by Not George Lucas:
Presenting the Martha Stewart Action Figure, complete with Book of Spells and Witchcraft!

Battaries not included.

I think a PLEBA-Like thread should be started for Martha!

 

[Not George Lucas]

Order now, and get the Martha Stewart in Rebel Pilot Uniform free!

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<A HREF="http://"http://www.angelfire.com/tx2/1138/bono.html"" TARGET=_blank>It's the Bono Action Figure!</A>

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I just showed this to my mom. She thinks I'm the most evil child on the face of this earth. MWAH-HA-HA!!!!

 

[Lilly]

I don't know how I feel about good ol' Martha. On one hand she makes me mad everytime I am sick and at home and I watch her doing all of these things I COULD be doing (from scratch of course!!) instead of sitting on my lazy butt. But I almost peed my pants when I saw her on Late Night With Conan O'Brien and he had her drink a shot of whiskey on national television! I can see it to this day...ooo, it's still good!!

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Go lightly down your darkened way.

 

[~LadyLemon~]

Martha, what is the proper way to spank a monkey?

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Sitting on a cornflake
Waiting for the van to come

 

[SicilianGoddess]

 

[hippy]

The lady freaks me out with one word:

Decoupage!

Everytime I've seen her on TV she's decoupaging something. There has to be a law against that.

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One love, one life...
Give peace a chance!
Don't let the bastards grind you down!

Bono: I don't walk, I swagger! I sashayed once, but just once. It wasn't for me.

 

[Ana]

I remember some guy said this to his wife:
Guy: Martha is the perfect woman. She is creative, she can cook and likes gardening. A man would be happy to have her as a housewife.

Wife: Then why is she divorced???

BTW: I think she is a freak

[This message has been edited by Ana (edited 12-12-2001).]

 

[zonelistener]

SEXY!!!!!!!

 

[Not George Lucas]

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<A HREF="http://"http://www.angelfire.com/tx2/1138/bono.html"" TARGET=_blank>It's the Bono Action Figure!</A>

 

[SicilianGoddess]

 

[Not George Lucas]

*NGL shows off his 1337 MSPaint skillz!*

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It's the Bono Action Figure!

 

[Peaseblossom]

*rumor alert* I heard on the radio this morning that M-devil is dating Anthony Hopkins. How horrid is that? Such a classy guy with such an uptight bitch. I bet she presses her 300 threadcount pima cotton sheets every night before bed. Argh!

 

[She Is Raging]

That's a really tasteless picture you posted there...

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God has got his phone off the hook, babe...Would he even pick up if he could?

 

[Gina Marie]

Funny e-mail I got today


The Top 10 Signs You're Being Stalked by Martha
Stewart

10. You get a threatening note made up of letters cut
out of a magazine
with
pinking shears, and they're all the same size, the
same font, and
precisely
lined up in razor-sharp rows.

9. That telltale lemon slice in the dog's water bowl.

8. On her show she makes a gingerbread house that
looks exactly like
your
split-level, right down to the fallen-over licorice
downspout and the
stuck
half-open graham cracker garage door.

7. You find your pet bunny on the stove in an
exquisite tarragon, rose
petal
and saffron demi-glace, with pecan-crusted hearts of
palm and a
delicate
mint-fennel sauce.

6. The unmistakable aroma of potpourri follows you
even after you leave
the
bathroom.

5. You discover that every napkin in the entire house
has been folded
into a
swan.

4. No matter "where" you eat, your place setting
always includes an
oyster
fork.

3. Twice this week you've been the victim of a
drive-by doilying.

2. You wake up in the hospital with a concussion and
endive stuffing in
every orifice.

1. You awaken one morning with a glue gun pointed
squarely at your
temple.