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Old 12-13-2001, 01:02 PM   #16
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Old 12-14-2001, 03:30 AM   #17
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*rumor alert* I heard on the radio this morning that M-devil is dating Anthony Hopkins. How horrid is that? Such a classy guy with such an uptight bitch. I bet she presses her 300 threadcount pima cotton sheets every night before bed. Argh!
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That's a really tasteless picture you posted there...

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Old 12-14-2001, 03:43 AM   #19
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The Top 10 Signs You're Being Stalked by Martha
Stewart

10. You get a threatening note made up of letters cut
out of a magazine
with
pinking shears, and they're all the same size, the
same font, and
precisely
lined up in razor-sharp rows.

9. That telltale lemon slice in the dog's water bowl.

8. On her show she makes a gingerbread house that
looks exactly like
your
split-level, right down to the fallen-over licorice
downspout and the
stuck
half-open graham cracker garage door.

7. You find your pet bunny on the stove in an
exquisite tarragon, rose
petal
and saffron demi-glace, with pecan-crusted hearts of
palm and a
delicate
mint-fennel sauce.

6. The unmistakable aroma of potpourri follows you
even after you leave
the
bathroom.

5. You discover that every napkin in the entire house
has been folded
into a
swan.

4. No matter "where" you eat, your place setting
always includes an
oyster
fork.

3. Twice this week you've been the victim of a
drive-by doilying.

2. You wake up in the hospital with a concussion and
endive stuffing in
every orifice.

1. You awaken one morning with a glue gun pointed
squarely at your
temple.


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