Martha, Quiz Take 3

[martha]

Fuck.

 

[martha]

 

[martha]

Wait, is the OCD diagnosis appropriate since I was a bit obsessed about posting lame quiz results?




PS, thanks beli for believing in me!

 

[beli]

Hey, how come Im the only schizo?

 

[fah]

Hey, how come Im the only schizo?

Maybe it's the baby talking and thinking for you

 

[beli]

Maybe it's the baby talking and thinking for you

Thats kind of freaky. What if the baby is a boy? Will I have female and male thoughts at the same time?

 

[fah]

Thats kind of freaky. What if the baby is a boy? Will I have female and male thoughts at the same time?

Interesting question. Have you had any urges to do silly boy type things:

Pee standing up and then not put the seat down
Buy a big screen tv or vehicle
Drink more beer than normal (oh wait, you're pregnant and Austrailian, nevermind)

 

[beli]

No but I did eat Nutella on toast and then put the plate on the FLOOR. Does that count?

Maybe I should go and screw my underwear up into a tight little ball and shove it behind the bathroom door so the door wont open properly.

 

[fah]

Remain calm, don't panic.

Remember boys can be trained but you have to start early.

 

[beli]

We are hoping for a girl or a gay boy. We have been watching Queer Eye in the hope Carson will rub off on him if hes a boy, and teach her how to 'dob in a yobbo' if shes a girl.

 

[fah]

I have no preference for your child's sex. Thankfully there are only 2 choices. Healthy is what I want for you.

 

[beli]

Kewl. I wasnt offended. The thought hadnt crossed my mind.

And yes there are only 2 choices - girl or gay boy

 

[martha]

There's no stopping me now.

 

[beli]

 

[beli]

Oops, that looks really CREEPY when theres three of them.

 

[U2girl02]

The fruit one is pretty true, but I don't really sink into depressions...

 

[Schmeg]

The fruit one is pretty true, but I don't really sink into depressions...

Aw, but if you did, that would make us both avoidant strawberries and therefore kindred spirits! We could go avoid the other strawberries in our patch together!

 

[Niamh_Saoirse]

 

[fah]

I'm not the only obsessive compulsive banana around here.

 

[beli]

Im still the only schizo 'nana around here.

 

[fah]

You're special

 

[BelisSecretID]

No, theres at least two of us

<insert maniacial laugh here>

 

[fah]

The evil twin?
Separated at birth?
Inquiring minds want to know....ok I want to know

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

Two Beli's? Actually, that's quite .

 

[fah]

I just had a thought. What if the baby has taken over beli's mind, it could happen, wait I think it has. beli can you hear me....remember, toilet seat down.

 

[beli]

Which toilet seat? We have one of those potty training seats so we have a big butt seat and a little butt seat and a lid.

 

[The_Sweetest_Thing]

I was going to say this.

Freakishly, I am the same.

 

[fah]

My youngest daughter (4yrs) got her ears pierced yesterday and decided that she didn't want to wear pullups at night anymore.

 

[The_Sweetest_Thing]

We are hoping for a girl or a gay boy. We have been watching Queer Eye in the hope Carson will rub off on him if hes a boy, and teach her how to 'dob in a yobbo' if shes a girl.

a) Dammit, I love Carson
b) What the heck does 'dob in a yobbo' mean???

Aussies

 

[fah]

That's one more, soon there will be enough of us obsessive bananas to be a gang.