Mark Twain appreciation thread

[Kieran McConville]

Truly the master of one-liners with a grain of bitter truth.

Is it true that he coined the line: 'these are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others.'?

Anyhow, just shut up and appreciate him, or alternatively feel free to turn this into a Zoomerang depreciation thread.

Zoomerang, I have a horoscope for you. You may have wondered from time to time at the personal human-level meaning of stagflation, something that economists occasionally talk about just before jumping out of a very high window. This week, you will find out.

 

[MissMaCo]

And is he the one that said : "There are lies, damned lies and statistics ? "

 

[Elvis Presley]

Finally, youve said what we are all thinking!!!

 

[Zoomerang96]

Truly the master of one-liners with a grain of bitter truth.

Is it true that he coined the line: 'these are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others.'?

Anyhow, just shut up and appreciate him, or alternatively feel free to turn this into a Zoomerang depreciation thread.

Zoomerang, I have a horoscope for you. You may have wondered from time to time at the personal human-level meaning of stagflation, something that economists occasionally talk about just before jumping out of a very high window. This week, you will find out.

that horoscope matches the one i just read today: "you will die a horrible death".

mark twain is indeed good stuff. witty beyond anything else.