deep
Blue Crack Addict
wrongNot Mullen4Prez said:
crapitalism!
Man Pulled From Women's Outhouse Tank (gross!)
- Thread starter cydewaze
- Start date
The friendliest place on the web for anyone that follows U2.
If you have answers, please help by responding to the unanswered posts.
If you have answers, please help by responding to the unanswered posts.
crapitalism!
U2@NYC
Rock n' Roll Doggie Band-aid
deep said:
Maybe I should edit my post...
Liesje
Blue Crack Addict
SICK!
If I were that woman, I woulda popped a squat anyway and shat all over that filthy bastard!
If I were that woman, I woulda popped a squat anyway and shat all over that filthy bastard!
U2Girl1978
Blue Crack Addict
LivLuvAndBootlegMusic said:SICK!
If I were that woman, I woulda popped a squat anyway and shat all over that filthy bastard!
Your post made me laugh so hard. 
Liesje
Blue Crack Addict
U2Girl1978 said:
Well, one time I did dumb on a bat (the flying vampire creature, not a baseball bat). Really, I have no shame anymore after having to use "bathrooms" and "toilets" (yeah, right
) of the most disgusting nature while in Africa. When we were camping in Serengeti, someone said there were bats in the outhouses (their outhouses are just a hole that you stand/squat over, no seat). I thought that meant the bats were up near the ceiling. So I'm in there, doing my thang kinda keeping my head low b/c I'm expecting bats to fly over when I realize THE BATS LIVE IN THE HOLE!!! I just thought, "oh for fucks sake! It's 4:30 in the morning, pitch black out, lions and hyenas are taking jabs at each other outside the door, and there's BATS IN THE SHITHOLE!", turned off my flashlight (more so I didn't have to see bats, since bats can't see...), and let it flow....
BluRmGrl
Rock n' Roll Doggie ALL ACCESS
^ Best. shite.story.EVER!!
nbcrusader
Blue Crack Addict
This guy is the skidmark of society....
doesn't he realize he could've just bought scat porn? then he wouldn't have had to deal with this pesky "get covered in shit and arrested" business.
neutral
genius of compression, Forum Moderator
FlyYourKite
Rock n' Roll Doggie ALL ACCESS
That is seriously nasty.I already hate outhouses (who doesn't?) but seeing a creepy man in the hole would be the icing on the cake.
Liesje
Blue Crack Addict
BluRmGrl said:^ Best. shite.story.EVER!!
Did I mention we were in Africa for an entire month? Trust me, that's only one of many, many of my shit stories......
WildHoneyAlways
Rock n' Roll Doggie FOB
I think this guy needs a psych consult to make sure he's not off his meds or something.
This story reminds me of something my grandpa used to say. "that guy is crazier than a shit house rat!" The saying makes a little more sense after reading this story and LivLuv's about the bats.
This story reminds me of something my grandpa used to say. "that guy is crazier than a shit house rat!" The saying makes a little more sense after reading this story and LivLuv's about the bats.
Reggie Thee Dog
Blue Crack Addict
LivLuvAndBootlegMusic said:SICK!
If I were that woman, I woulda popped a squat anyway and shat all over that filthy bastard!
Now this post is proof that guys have not totally cornered the market on disgusting posts...Kudos to you LivLuvAndBootlegMusic!!
Se7en
Rock n' Roll Doggie
i'm sorry champ.
i think i ate your chocolate squirrel.
i think i ate your chocolate squirrel.
Liesje
Blue Crack Addict
Reggie Thee Dog said:Now this post is proof that guys have not totally cornered the market on disgusting posts...Kudos to you LivLuvAndBootlegMusic!!
No, I think THIS post is a good example of how the general public reacts when they realized that, OMG.... women poop too!
Se7en
Rock n' Roll Doggie
LivLuvAndBootlegMusic said:
No, I think THIS post is a good example of how the general public reacts when they realized that, OMG.... women poop too!
no they don't! don't be silly.
