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Old 07-30-2002, 07:41 AM   #1
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Man I LOVE confucius jokes!!!! (im soooooooo bared!!!!!!)

Confucius, he say:

Man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Man who go to bed with hard problem wake up with solution in hand.
Women who stay on bedspring too long get offspring.
Women's charms like spider's web - lead to flies undoing.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
He who sleep on bed of nails is holy.
Man who put head on railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.
Man who sink into woman's arms soon have arms in woman's sink.
Man who sit on tack bount to get point.
Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.
Man with hand in pocket always on the ball.
Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
Nail on head not as good as screw on bench
Man who put head in fruit drink get punch in nose.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Baby conceived in automatic car grow up to be shiftless bastard.
Man who want pretty nurse must be patient.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
War does not determine who is right; war determines who is left.
Man who walk sideways through airport turnstile going to Bangkok.
Man who paint toilet not necessarily shithouse painter.
Man who handles privates all day not necessarily sergeant.
Man who do pushups in tall grass not necessarily fitness fanatic.


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Confucius jokes are funny Maddie, but I came here cause your thread title says your so "bared"...normally I would just assume its a typo, but the "A" and "O" keys are nowhere near each other so its either a major Freudian slip, or there should be some pictures...

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Old 07-30-2002, 06:26 PM   #3
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Originally posted by Hewson
normally I would just assume its a typo, but the "A" and "O" keys are nowhere near each other so its either a major Freudian slip, or there should be some pictures...

Man with organ in peanut jar not crazy, he's just fucking nuts.
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