Male Questionnaire.

[mad1]

For any U2 males out there who like to be seated and attached to lie-detector…

But absolutely no problem if this should be deleted or is never answered……




1 – do you have a problem asking for directions? Explain to me why?
2 – when you were a teenager, any female teachers you had a crush on?
3 – have you ever/do you skateboard on the sidewalk/rollerblade on the sidewalk/ride bikes over escalators or bounce on back tyre, or in general do crazy stuff…etc?
4 – can you bend your left arm in a full right angle up your back so that back of your hand almost reaches or is touching the back of neck?
5 – have you got a bicep more than 12 inches diameter?
6 – are you a gentleman who opens doors for ladies/helps pensioners cross the road, or are you just a guy who believes women can open a door themselves cause they have arms, and pensioners belong in the Bingo club all day discussing 89 year old Doris and her blue hair?
7 – what is the best present a girl has given you?
8 – you wolf-whistle a lot to girls passing by, esp if you are with other blokes……..one day you see a hot bird and you whistle, and this hot bird ‘shows’ you that she is a he……do you run off and promise never to be such an ass again? Or do you keep on whistling at girls passing (who most likely think you are a jerk anyhow for doing such)...?
9 – you are locked in a room full of women. They start treating you like a new-born puppy. Do you feel so blessed, or do you feel very intimidated?
10 – I find Jack Black extremely hot looking…..seriously. He has funny character too. Do you hold a massive question mark above your head and wonder why on earth I fancy him, or do you just shrug and go ‘that’s cool’..?


Thank you for co-operation…….if you did.

 

[BVS]

1 – do you have a problem asking for directions? Explain to me why?

No, why would I want to drive around aimlessly for hours?

2 – when you were a teenager, any female teachers you had a crush on?

Yes, I actually ran into her last weekend at a wedding and we danced...

3 – have you ever/do you skateboard on the sidewalk/rollerblade on the sidewalk/ride bikes over escalators or bounce on back tyre, or in general do crazy stuff…etc?

When I was younger...

4 – can you bend your left arm in a full right angle up your back so that back of your hand almost reaches or is touching the back of neck?

Yeah

5 – have you got a bicep more than 12 inches diameter?

12" to be exact...

6 – are you a gentleman who opens doors for ladies/helps pensioners cross the road, or are you just a guy who believes women can open a door themselves cause they have arms, and pensioners belong in the Bingo club all day discussing 89 year old Doris and her blue hair?

I open doors for everyone...

7 – what is the best present a girl has given you?

An antique suitcase full of memories...

8 – you wolf-whistle a lot to girls passing by, esp if you are with other blokes……..one day you see a hot bird and you whistle, and this hot bird ‘shows’ you that she is a he……do you run off and promise never to be such an ass again? Or do you keep on whistling at girls passing (who most likely think you are a jerk anyhow for doing such)...?

Do guys really do this?

9 – you are locked in a room full of women. They start treating you like a new-born puppy. Do you feel so blessed, or do you feel very intimidated?

Do you mean do I let them pet me while I lick their face?

10 – I find Jack Black extremely hot looking…..seriously. He has funny character too. Do you hold a massive question mark above your head and wonder why on earth I fancy him, or do you just shrug and go ‘that’s cool’..?

"That's cool"

 

[zonelistener]

1 – do you have a problem asking for directions? Explain to me why?

Nope...I'll talk to just about anyone! Although, I do have a pretty good sense of direction, I know I get lost once in a while. One time I even accidentally found myself in PLEBA.

2 – when you were a teenager, any female teachers you had a crush on?

I went to an all-male Catholic H.S. - they did not hire attractive female (or young) teachers.

3 – have you ever/do you skateboard on the sidewalk/rollerblade on the sidewalk/ride bikes over escalators or bounce on back tyre, or in general do crazy stuff…etc?

bungee jump! ? There were a few concerts in the early 90s that were way more physical than skateboarding.

4 – can you bend your left arm in a full right angle up your back so that back of your hand almost reaches or is touching the back of neck?

um, yes!?

5 – have you got a bicep more than 12 inches diameter?

no idea. Do not measure myself with rulers.

6 – are you a gentleman who opens doors for ladies/helps pensioners cross the road, or are you just a guy who believes women can open a door themselves cause they have arms, and pensioners belong in the Bingo club all day discussing 89 year old Doris and her blue hair?

If I know there is a cut of the pension for me, I am all in!!!

7 – what is the best present a girl has given you?

Two: Life (mother) and her hand in Marriage (fiance)

8 – you wolf-whistle a lot to girls passing by, esp if you are with other blokes……..one day you see a hot bird and you whistle, and this hot bird ‘shows’ you that she is a he……do you run off and promise never to be such an ass again? Or do you keep on whistling at girls passing (who most likely think you are a jerk anyhow for doing such)...?

I have never whistled.

9 – you are locked in a room full of women. They start treating you like a new-born puppy. Do you feel so blessed, or do you feel very intimidated?

Blessed and intimidated at the same time!

10 – I find Jack Black extremely hot looking…..seriously. He has funny character too. Do you hold a massive question mark above your head and wonder why on earth I fancy him, or do you just shrug and go ‘that’s cool’..?

I have held a massive question mark over my head about you for YEARS, maddie1. In fact, it has helped me build some fairly strong back muscles, but not without a lot of pain. A LOT. Thank God for ibuprofen in gel form. But, that is cool I guess.

 

[gvox]

Suggestion..

Move to ZC

File under: TMI

 

[Salome]

1. in the car or in bed?
2. no, but I wasn't blessed with the best looking teachers
3. I studied accountancy ....... that was enough crazyness for me
4. yes, yes I can!!
5. umm, don't know!
6. unless the person scares me I'm generally courteous
7. love
8. I can't wolf-whistly but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't even if I could
9. if these women were all my former teachers then I would feel neither
10. if I had been a girl I probably would have ended up stalking Jack Black

 

[Vincent Vega]

1 – do you have a problem asking for directions? Explain to me why?

No, not really, though I first try myself and every time I ask a person it is embarrassingly close and I should easily have found it myself.

2 – when you were a teenager, any female teachers you had a crush on?

No, my female teachers weren't exactly what one would be longing for. In Germany, average age of teacher is 50+.

3 – have you ever/do you skateboard on the sidewalk/rollerblade on the sidewalk/ride bikes over escalators or bounce on back tyre, or in general do crazy stuff…etc?

No, I can't skateboard, don't do rollerblading and wouldn't do that to my bike or myself.

4 – can you bend your left arm in a full right angle up your back so that back of your hand almost reaches or is touching the back of neck?

Yes, but it hurts a bit. Hope I understood what you were asking for here.

5 – have you got a bicep more than 12 inches diameter?

Don't think so.

6 – are you a gentleman who opens doors for ladies/helps pensioners cross the road, or are you just a guy who believes women can open a door themselves cause they have arms, and pensioners belong in the Bingo club all day discussing 89 year old Doris and her blue hair?

I usually do open doors for girls, but not always. Most girls don't have a problem at all to open a door themselves if they are better able to reach the handle, and don't even want to always have someone open the door for them.

7 – what is the best present a girl has given you?

Don't know.

8 – you wolf-whistle a lot to girls passing by, esp if you are with other blokes……..one day you see a hot bird and you whistle, and this hot bird ‘shows’ you that she is a he……do you run off and promise never to be such an ass again? Or do you keep on whistling at girls passing (who most likely think you are a jerk anyhow for doing such)...?

I wouldn't do that, even if I could.

9 – you are locked in a room full of women. They start treating you like a new-born puppy. Do you feel so blessed, or do you feel very intimidated?

I would want to be in a room with adults.

10 – I find Jack Black extremely hot looking…..seriously. He has funny character too. Do you hold a massive question mark above your head and wonder why on earth I fancy him, or do you just shrug and go ‘that’s cool’..?

I don't know him, but go for it.

 

[mad1]

YOU DONT KNOW JACK BLACK?

okay sweetheart you score a wee one out in my book.

 

[LJT]

1. Nope I get lost all the time.
2. Yeah quite a few, but in hindsight that was probably just because I went to an all male school, I think just because they were female held all the attraction.
3. Don't skateboard, rollerblade...I like ice skating...does that qualify as dangerous?
4. Nope...furthest I can get is to the upper part of my back.
5. No clue...and I use centimetres not inches:Tongue:
6. I'm an equal opportunities door opener.
7. Well you know that would be telling...
8. Would be better just to walk up and have a chat with the likelihood of getting their number, just makes wolf whistling pointless.
9. I'm the only guy in my work so I can relate...not intimidating certainly...odd at times definitely...it's like the best course you could take for understanding the female mind.
10. I apparently look like Jack Black a bit...so hell yeah!

 

[mad1]

Whay-hey!!! and you live here too!

where are ya! LOL!




yes, on looking, you have a widdly bit of his character comin thru.

 

[A_Wanderer]

1 – do you have a problem asking for directions? Explain to me why?

No, asking directions implies that you can't find your own way which implies weakness.

2 – when you were a teenager, any female teachers you had a crush on?

There is no emotion to a teenage boy, there were definitely some attractive teachers, I think it's much better to not be a teenager.

3 – have you ever/do you skateboard on the sidewalk/rollerblade on the sidewalk/ride bikes over escalators or bounce on back tyre, or in general do crazy stuff…etc?

I do crazy stuff, but not with bikes.

4 – can you bend your left arm in a full right angle up your back so that back of your hand almost reaches or is touching the back of neck?

I am touching my neck so I presume so

5 – have you got a bicep more than 12 inches diameter?

Probably

6 – are you a gentleman who opens doors for ladies/helps pensioners cross the road, or are you just a guy who believes women can open a door themselves cause they have arms, and pensioners belong in the Bingo club all day discussing 89 year old Doris and her blue hair?

I am a chauvanist as I do open doors for girls.

7 – what is the best present a girl has given you?

A dinosaur.

8 – you wolf-whistle a lot to girls passing by, esp if you are with other blokes……..one day you see a hot bird and you whistle, and this hot bird ‘shows’ you that she is a he……do you run off and promise never to be such an ass again? Or do you keep on whistling at girls passing (who most likely think you are a jerk anyhow for doing such)...?

I would whistle again as a show of respect for the t-girl.

9 – you are locked in a room full of women. They start treating you like a new-born puppy. Do you feel so blessed, or do you feel very intimidated?

I take option number 3 and start an argument with strong opinions.

10 – I find Jack Black extremely hot looking…..seriously. He has funny character too. Do you hold a massive question mark above your head and wonder why on earth I fancy him, or do you just shrug and go ‘that’s cool’..?

I just start playing tribute in my head.

 

[LJT]

Whay-hey!!! and you live here too!

where are ya! LOL!




yes, on looking, you have a widdly bit of his character comin thru.

haha, i'm in a Westie...but I can be found frequenting the pubs and clubs in town, mainly auntie annies and the like.

Anyway what brought on the questionnaire?

 

[mad1]

never been in Auntie Annies, and only recently did I find out Dempseys was burnt out!


wonder what the f happened there then.


anyhow, cause







Im random.

 

[LJT]

Cool...dempseys was definitely insurance fraud...well that's my theory anyway.

 

[LemonMelon]

1 – do you have a problem asking for directions? Explain to me why?

No. I don't like wasting my time.

2 – when you were a teenager, any female teachers you had a crush on?

Yes.

3 – have you ever/do you skateboard on the sidewalk/rollerblade on the sidewalk/ride bikes over escalators or bounce on back tyre, or in general do crazy stuff…etc?

Nah, not really.

4 – can you bend your left arm in a full right angle up your back so that back of your hand almost reaches or is touching the back of neck?

Hwa?

5 – have you got a bicep more than 12 inches diameter?

No.

6 – are you a gentleman who opens doors for ladies/helps pensioners cross the road, or are you just a guy who believes women can open a door themselves cause they have arms, and pensioners belong in the Bingo club all day discussing 89 year old Doris and her blue hair?

I open doors for everyone when I can, regardless of gender.

7 – what is the best present a girl has given you?

I liked BVS' answer to this one. Nothing tops that.

8 – you wolf-whistle a lot to girls passing by, esp if you are with other blokes……..one day you see a hot bird and you whistle, and this hot bird ‘shows’ you that she is a he……do you run off and promise never to be such an ass again? Or do you keep on whistling at girls passing (who most likely think you are a jerk anyhow for doing such)...?

9 – you are locked in a room full of women. They start treating you like a new-born puppy. Do you feel so blessed, or do you feel very intimidated?

Blessed...

10 – I find Jack Black extremely hot looking…..seriously. He has funny character too. Do you hold a massive question mark above your head and wonder why on earth I fancy him, or do you just shrug and go ‘that’s cool’..?

?

 

[phanan]

1. nope, I always know where I am.
2. I had a crush on one in middle school
3. nah, I'm not crazy
4. I don't know if it is in a full right angle or not, but I can touch it
5. can't say I've measured it lately
6. sure
7. intimacy
8. I don't whistle like that
9. I'd say I'd be feeling pretty good
10. whatever knocks you out

 

[phillyfan26]

1 – do you have a problem asking for directions? Explain to me why?
2 – when you were a teenager, any female teachers you had a crush on?
3 – have you ever/do you skateboard on the sidewalk/rollerblade on the sidewalk/ride bikes over escalators or bounce on back tyre, or in general do crazy stuff…etc?
4 – can you bend your left arm in a full right angle up your back so that back of your hand almost reaches or is touching the back of neck?
5 – have you got a bicep more than 12 inches diameter?
6 – are you a gentleman who opens doors for ladies/helps pensioners cross the road, or are you just a guy who believes women can open a door themselves cause they have arms, and pensioners belong in the Bingo club all day discussing 89 year old Doris and her blue hair?
7 – what is the best present a girl has given you?
8 – you wolf-whistle a lot to girls passing by, esp if you are with other blokes……..one day you see a hot bird and you whistle, and this hot bird ‘shows’ you that she is a he……do you run off and promise never to be such an ass again? Or do you keep on whistling at girls passing (who most likely think you are a jerk anyhow for doing such)...?
9 – you are locked in a room full of women. They start treating you like a new-born puppy. Do you feel so blessed, or do you feel very intimidated?
10 – I find Jack Black extremely hot looking…..seriously. He has funny character too. Do you hold a massive question mark above your head and wonder why on earth I fancy him, or do you just shrug and go ‘that’s cool’..?

1. I have a fantastic sense of direction, so I've never had to worry about it. Usually I'm the one others are asking.

2. My one teacher looks kind of like Tina Fey, only better looking.

3. I only bike, and only for exercise or transportation (not much the latter anymore since I've got a car).

4. Yes.

5. No.

6. I hold open doors but don't help people across the street.

7. Girls haven't ever given me anything, really.

8. I don't really follow the question too well, but I can't whistle, so no.

9. I'm usually comfortable talking to people unless for some reason outside of my control the situation's awkward.

10. Jack Black's a neat guy, so you get a "That's cool" from me.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

For any U2 males out there who like to be seated and attached to lie-detector…

But absolutely no problem if this should be deleted or is never answered……




1 – do you have a problem asking for directions? Explain to me why?
2 – when you were a teenager, any female teachers you had a crush on?
3 – have you ever/do you skateboard on the sidewalk/rollerblade on the sidewalk/ride bikes over escalators or bounce on back tyre, or in general do crazy stuff…etc?
4 – can you bend your left arm in a full right angle up your back so that back of your hand almost reaches or is touching the back of neck?
5 – have you got a bicep more than 12 inches diameter?
6 – are you a gentleman who opens doors for ladies/helps pensioners cross the road, or are you just a guy who believes women can open a door themselves cause they have arms, and pensioners belong in the Bingo club all day discussing 89 year old Doris and her blue hair?
7 – what is the best present a girl has given you?
8 – you wolf-whistle a lot to girls passing by, esp if you are with other blokes……..one day you see a hot bird and you whistle, and this hot bird ‘shows’ you that she is a he……do you run off and promise never to be such an ass again? Or do you keep on whistling at girls passing (who most likely think you are a jerk anyhow for doing such)...?
9 – you are locked in a room full of women. They start treating you like a new-born puppy. Do you feel so blessed, or do you feel very intimidated?
10 – I find Jack Black extremely hot looking…..seriously. He has funny character too. Do you hold a massive question mark above your head and wonder why on earth I fancy him, or do you just shrug and go ‘that’s cool’..?


Thank you for co-operation…….if you did.

Good questions there Mad One.

 

[DeadMansParty]

For any U2 males out there who like to be seated and attached to lie-detector…

But absolutely no problem if this should be deleted or is never answered……




1 – do you have a problem asking for directions? Explain to me why?
2 – when you were a teenager, any female teachers you had a crush on?
3 – have you ever/do you skateboard on the sidewalk/rollerblade on the sidewalk/ride bikes over escalators or bounce on back tyre, or in general do crazy stuff…etc?
4 – can you bend your left arm in a full right angle up your back so that back of your hand almost reaches or is touching the back of neck?
5 – have you got a bicep more than 12 inches diameter?
6 – are you a gentleman who opens doors for ladies/helps pensioners cross the road, or are you just a guy who believes women can open a door themselves cause they have arms, and pensioners belong in the Bingo club all day discussing 89 year old Doris and her blue hair?
7 – what is the best present a girl has given you?
8 – you wolf-whistle a lot to girls passing by, esp if you are with other blokes……..one day you see a hot bird and you whistle, and this hot bird ‘shows’ you that she is a he……do you run off and promise never to be such an ass again? Or do you keep on whistling at girls passing (who most likely think you are a jerk anyhow for doing such)...?
9 – you are locked in a room full of women. They start treating you like a new-born puppy. Do you feel so blessed, or do you feel very intimidated?
10 – I find Jack Black extremely hot looking…..seriously. He has funny character too. Do you hold a massive question mark above your head and wonder why on earth I fancy him, or do you just shrug and go ‘that’s cool’..?


Thank you for co-operation…….if you did.

1. I always ask for directions. Im not so good with them.
2. My Science teacher. She was cute.
3, All of the above, just ask the BAWS.
4. Random, but yes.
5. probably not, Ive got small but toned arms.
6. I am always a Gentlemen to Women. I helped a lady at big lots last week put a bird feeder into her car.
7. The best present? Her Heart.
8. Well I lived in Hollywood for years in shitty parts, so Im Immune to it.
9. Id fall asleep in their arms, I always want to be held.
10. Well Im a guy but I think humor is the most attractive thing.