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Old 05-01-2008, 11:10 AM   #1
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Male Questionnaire.

For any U2 males out there who like to be seated and attached to lie-detector…

But absolutely no problem if this should be deleted or is never answered……




1 – do you have a problem asking for directions? Explain to me why?
2 – when you were a teenager, any female teachers you had a crush on?
3 – have you ever/do you skateboard on the sidewalk/rollerblade on the sidewalk/ride bikes over escalators or bounce on back tyre, or in general do crazy stuff…etc?
4 – can you bend your left arm in a full right angle up your back so that back of your hand almost reaches or is touching the back of neck?
5 – have you got a bicep more than 12 inches diameter?
6 – are you a gentleman who opens doors for ladies/helps pensioners cross the road, or are you just a guy who believes women can open a door themselves cause they have arms, and pensioners belong in the Bingo club all day discussing 89 year old Doris and her blue hair?
7 – what is the best present a girl has given you?
8 – you wolf-whistle a lot to girls passing by, esp if you are with other blokes……..one day you see a hot bird and you whistle, and this hot bird ‘shows’ you that she is a he……do you run off and promise never to be such an ass again? Or do you keep on whistling at girls passing (who most likely think you are a jerk anyhow for doing such)...?
9 – you are locked in a room full of women. They start treating you like a new-born puppy. Do you feel so blessed, or do you feel very intimidated?
10 – I find Jack Black extremely hot looking…..seriously. He has funny character too. Do you hold a massive question mark above your head and wonder why on earth I fancy him, or do you just shrug and go ‘that’s cool’..?


Thank you for co-operation…….if you did.
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1 – do you have a problem asking for directions? Explain to me why?
No, why would I want to drive around aimlessly for hours?

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2 – when you were a teenager, any female teachers you had a crush on?
Yes, I actually ran into her last weekend at a wedding and we danced...

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3 – have you ever/do you skateboard on the sidewalk/rollerblade on the sidewalk/ride bikes over escalators or bounce on back tyre, or in general do crazy stuff…etc?
When I was younger...

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4 – can you bend your left arm in a full right angle up your back so that back of your hand almost reaches or is touching the back of neck?
Yeah

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5 – have you got a bicep more than 12 inches diameter?
12" to be exact...

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6 – are you a gentleman who opens doors for ladies/helps pensioners cross the road, or are you just a guy who believes women can open a door themselves cause they have arms, and pensioners belong in the Bingo club all day discussing 89 year old Doris and her blue hair?
I open doors for everyone...

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7 – what is the best present a girl has given you?
An antique suitcase full of memories...

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8 – you wolf-whistle a lot to girls passing by, esp if you are with other blokes……..one day you see a hot bird and you whistle, and this hot bird ‘shows’ you that she is a he……do you run off and promise never to be such an ass again? Or do you keep on whistling at girls passing (who most likely think you are a jerk anyhow for doing such)...?
Do guys really do this?

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9 – you are locked in a room full of women. They start treating you like a new-born puppy. Do you feel so blessed, or do you feel very intimidated?
Do you mean do I let them pet me while I lick their face?

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10 – I find Jack Black extremely hot looking…..seriously. He has funny character too. Do you hold a massive question mark above your head and wonder why on earth I fancy him, or do you just shrug and go ‘that’s cool’..?
"That's cool"
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Old 05-01-2008, 12:46 PM   #3
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1 – do you have a problem asking for directions? Explain to me why?
Nope...I'll talk to just about anyone! Although, I do have a pretty good sense of direction, I know I get lost once in a while. One time I even accidentally found myself in PLEBA.

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2 – when you were a teenager, any female teachers you had a crush on?
I went to an all-male Catholic H.S. - they did not hire attractive female (or young) teachers.

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3 – have you ever/do you skateboard on the sidewalk/rollerblade on the sidewalk/ride bikes over escalators or bounce on back tyre, or in general do crazy stuff…etc?
bungee jump! ? There were a few concerts in the early 90s that were way more physical than skateboarding.

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4 – can you bend your left arm in a full right angle up your back so that back of your hand almost reaches or is touching the back of neck?
um, yes!?

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5 – have you got a bicep more than 12 inches diameter?
no idea. Do not measure myself with rulers.

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6 – are you a gentleman who opens doors for ladies/helps pensioners cross the road, or are you just a guy who believes women can open a door themselves cause they have arms, and pensioners belong in the Bingo club all day discussing 89 year old Doris and her blue hair?
If I know there is a cut of the pension for me, I am all in!!!

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7 – what is the best present a girl has given you?
Two: Life (mother) and her hand in Marriage (fiance)

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8 – you wolf-whistle a lot to girls passing by, esp if you are with other blokes……..one day you see a hot bird and you whistle, and this hot bird ‘shows’ you that she is a he……do you run off and promise never to be such an ass again? Or do you keep on whistling at girls passing (who most likely think you are a jerk anyhow for doing such)...?
I have never whistled.

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9 – you are locked in a room full of women. They start treating you like a new-born puppy. Do you feel so blessed, or do you feel very intimidated?
Blessed and intimidated at the same time!

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10 – I find Jack Black extremely hot looking…..seriously. He has funny character too. Do you hold a massive question mark above your head and wonder why on earth I fancy him, or do you just shrug and go ‘that’s cool’..?
I have held a massive question mark over my head about you for YEARS, maddie1. In fact, it has helped me build some fairly strong back muscles, but not without a lot of pain. A LOT. Thank God for ibuprofen in gel form. But, that is cool I guess.
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1. in the car or in bed?
2. no, but I wasn't blessed with the best looking teachers
3. I studied accountancy ....... that was enough crazyness for me
4. yes, yes I can!!
5. umm, don't know!
6. unless the person scares me I'm generally courteous
7. love
8. I can't wolf-whistly but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't even if I could
9. if these women were all my former teachers then I would feel neither
10. if I had been a girl I probably would have ended up stalking Jack Black
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1 – do you have a problem asking for directions? Explain to me why?

No, not really, though I first try myself and every time I ask a person it is embarrassingly close and I should easily have found it myself.

2 – when you were a teenager, any female teachers you had a crush on?

No, my female teachers weren't exactly what one would be longing for. In Germany, average age of teacher is 50+.

3 – have you ever/do you skateboard on the sidewalk/rollerblade on the sidewalk/ride bikes over escalators or bounce on back tyre, or in general do crazy stuff…etc?

No, I can't skateboard, don't do rollerblading and wouldn't do that to my bike or myself.

4 – can you bend your left arm in a full right angle up your back so that back of your hand almost reaches or is touching the back of neck?

Yes, but it hurts a bit. Hope I understood what you were asking for here.

5 – have you got a bicep more than 12 inches diameter?

Don't think so.

6 – are you a gentleman who opens doors for ladies/helps pensioners cross the road, or are you just a guy who believes women can open a door themselves cause they have arms, and pensioners belong in the Bingo club all day discussing 89 year old Doris and her blue hair?

I usually do open doors for girls, but not always. Most girls don't have a problem at all to open a door themselves if they are better able to reach the handle, and don't even want to always have someone open the door for them.

7 – what is the best present a girl has given you?

Don't know.

8 – you wolf-whistle a lot to girls passing by, esp if you are with other blokes……..one day you see a hot bird and you whistle, and this hot bird ‘shows’ you that she is a he……do you run off and promise never to be such an ass again? Or do you keep on whistling at girls passing (who most likely think you are a jerk anyhow for doing such)...?

I wouldn't do that, even if I could.

9 – you are locked in a room full of women. They start treating you like a new-born puppy. Do you feel so blessed, or do you feel very intimidated?

I would want to be in a room with adults.

10 – I find Jack Black extremely hot looking…..seriously. He has funny character too. Do you hold a massive question mark above your head and wonder why on earth I fancy him, or do you just shrug and go ‘that’s cool’..?

I don't know him, but go for it.
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YOU DONT KNOW JACK BLACK?

okay sweetheart you score a wee one out in my book.

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1. Nope I get lost all the time.
2. Yeah quite a few, but in hindsight that was probably just because I went to an all male school, I think just because they were female held all the attraction.
3. Don't skateboard, rollerblade...I like ice skating...does that qualify as dangerous?
4. Nope...furthest I can get is to the upper part of my back.
5. No clue...and I use centimetres not inches:Tongue:
6. I'm an equal opportunities door opener.
7. Well you know that would be telling...
8. Would be better just to walk up and have a chat with the likelihood of getting their number, just makes wolf whistling pointless.
9. I'm the only guy in my work so I can relate...not intimidating certainly...odd at times definitely...it's like the best course you could take for understanding the female mind.
10. I apparently look like Jack Black a bit...so hell yeah!
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Whay-hey!!! and you live here too!

where are ya! LOL!




yes, on looking, you have a widdly bit of his character comin thru.
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Re: Male Questionnaire.

1 – do you have a problem asking for directions? Explain to me why?

No, asking directions implies that you can't find your own way which implies weakness.

2 – when you were a teenager, any female teachers you had a crush on?

There is no emotion to a teenage boy, there were definitely some attractive teachers, I think it's much better to not be a teenager.

3 – have you ever/do you skateboard on the sidewalk/rollerblade on the sidewalk/ride bikes over escalators or bounce on back tyre, or in general do crazy stuff…etc?

I do crazy stuff, but not with bikes.

4 – can you bend your left arm in a full right angle up your back so that back of your hand almost reaches or is touching the back of neck?

I am touching my neck so I presume so

5 – have you got a bicep more than 12 inches diameter?

Probably

6 – are you a gentleman who opens doors for ladies/helps pensioners cross the road, or are you just a guy who believes women can open a door themselves cause they have arms, and pensioners belong in the Bingo club all day discussing 89 year old Doris and her blue hair?

I am a chauvanist as I do open doors for girls.

7 – what is the best present a girl has given you?

A dinosaur.

8 – you wolf-whistle a lot to girls passing by, esp if you are with other blokes……..one day you see a hot bird and you whistle, and this hot bird ‘shows’ you that she is a he……do you run off and promise never to be such an ass again? Or do you keep on whistling at girls passing (who most likely think you are a jerk anyhow for doing such)...?

I would whistle again as a show of respect for the t-girl.

9 – you are locked in a room full of women. They start treating you like a new-born puppy. Do you feel so blessed, or do you feel very intimidated?

I take option number 3 and start an argument with strong opinions.

10 – I find Jack Black extremely hot looking…..seriously. He has funny character too. Do you hold a massive question mark above your head and wonder why on earth I fancy him, or do you just shrug and go ‘that’s cool’..?

I just start playing tribute in my head.
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Whay-hey!!! and you live here too!

where are ya! LOL!




yes, on looking, you have a widdly bit of his character comin thru.
haha, i'm in a Westie...but I can be found frequenting the pubs and clubs in town, mainly auntie annies and the like.

Anyway what brought on the questionnaire?
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never been in Auntie Annies, and only recently did I find out Dempseys was burnt out!


wonder what the f happened there then.


anyhow, cause







Im random.
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Cool...dempseys was definitely insurance fraud...well that's my theory anyway.
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Re: Male Questionnaire.

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1 – do you have a problem asking for directions? Explain to me why?
No. I don't like wasting my time.

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2 – when you were a teenager, any female teachers you had a crush on?
Yes.

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3 – have you ever/do you skateboard on the sidewalk/rollerblade on the sidewalk/ride bikes over escalators or bounce on back tyre, or in general do crazy stuff…etc?
Nah, not really.

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Hwa?

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5 – have you got a bicep more than 12 inches diameter?
No.

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6 – are you a gentleman who opens doors for ladies/helps pensioners cross the road, or are you just a guy who believes women can open a door themselves cause they have arms, and pensioners belong in the Bingo club all day discussing 89 year old Doris and her blue hair?
I open doors for everyone when I can, regardless of gender.

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I liked BVS' answer to this one. Nothing tops that.

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9 – you are locked in a room full of women. They start treating you like a new-born puppy. Do you feel so blessed, or do you feel very intimidated?
Blessed...

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10 – I find Jack Black extremely hot looking…..seriously. He has funny character too. Do you hold a massive question mark above your head and wonder why on earth I fancy him, or do you just shrug and go ‘that’s cool’..?
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1. nope, I always know where I am.
2. I had a crush on one in middle school
3. nah, I'm not crazy
4. I don't know if it is in a full right angle or not, but I can touch it
5. can't say I've measured it lately
6. sure
7. intimacy
8. I don't whistle like that
9. I'd say I'd be feeling pretty good
10. whatever knocks you out
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