Mafia Island, Tanzania Superthread

[mysterious_jen]

You have until the end of THIS financial year to file for the 2007-08 financial year, and as long as you pay at least a cent in tax, you get it.

I'm too poor to get it. I don't pay a cent in tax - the blind pension isn't taxed. I'm going to try to figure out some way to pay at least a cent for SOMETHING though ... I could use that money too!

didnt people on pensions get it in the last lot?

 

[Axver]

Is that Pasadena?....bloody hell Ax, just put up Los Angeles in brackets or something!

Yeah, that's the one!

 

[Axver]

didnt people on pensions get it in the last lot?

A lot of people seem to be getting both ... I got the last one. I'd like to get this one and use it to stimulate Liechtenstein's economy or something.

 

[cobl04]

You have until the end of THIS financial year to file for the 2007-08 financial year, and as long as you pay at least a cent in tax, you get it.

I'm too poor to get it. I don't pay a cent in tax - the blind pension isn't taxed. I'm going to try to figure out some way to pay at least a cent for SOMETHING though ... I could use that money too!

So when do they actually come through??

Here's hoping you find a loophole!

 

[coolian2]

Is that Pasadena?....bloody hell Ax, just put up Los Angeles in brackets or something!

yeah, it's los angeles. it's like saying phoenix is glendale, washington is landover, etc etc.

 

[Axver]

*On A train in NYC*

Me: Sorry guys you're breaking up
*Welcome To Central Park*
Mum: what the hell was that?
Me: eerrr...Welcome To Kardina Park?

She calls you during a U2 gig ... you pretend it's the Aussie U2 Show. In the middle of the day ...

 

[cobl04]

one day, when we have an entire day spare, i'm going to explain cricket to you.

:looks up the lbw rule:

Got to pitch in line

You'll end up falling in love with it, Khan

 

[bono_man2002]

yeah, it's los angeles. it's like saying phoenix is glendale, washington is landover, etc etc.

See, U2gigs is so much better than U2...but If I just wanna know the closest city, I'll go to U2.com

Although I knew Foxboro wasn't in Boston, I didn't know it was 30 miles away!

So I suppose U2gigs wins again....

 

[Axver]

So when do they actually come through??

Here's hoping you find a loophole!

No idea.

I'm hoping that if worst comes to the worst, I can just make up something. Come on, I WANT to pay tax. What sort of a government would try to stop me doing that?

 

[coolian2]

Got to pitch in line

You'll end up falling in love with it, Khan

i'm looking for layman's terms!


aw, i hope she does. but i don't blame her if she doesn't.

 

[bono_man2002]

She calls you during a U2 gig ... you pretend it's the Aussie U2 Show. In the middle of the day ...

Or in the GA line.........I could just be at Chadstone shopping center.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

one day, when we have an entire day spare, i'm going to explain cricket to you.

:looks up the lbw rule:

awesome!

OH MY DEAR GOD, KHAN, ARE YOU STILL HERE?! Have you SEEN the Magic Bullet Express?!?!?!?! There's an infomercial on for it right now, and it's the most epic thing since........the Magic Bullet!

yes i have! i think!

 

[Axver]

I do like Daniel's idea of putting the nearby major city in brackets on U2gigs ... listing Upper Darby for Philadelphia and Auburn Hills for Detroit often trips me up.

Then I could also put the MCG as Richmond or something too.

 

[bono_man2002]

So when do they actually come through??

Depends on how you get your tax paid. Some people will be direct debited...some recieve a cheque in the mail (I think that's what I"ll get....)

Started the hand outs this week, I think.

 

[cobl04]

No idea.

I'm hoping that if worst comes to the worst, I can just make up something. Come on, I WANT to pay tax. What sort of a government would try to stop me doing that?

That's pretty bloody true! Even if you just get a job for one day, pay tax, quit...

 

[Axver]

Or in the GA line.........I could just be at Chadstone shopping center.

She won't believe you. The GA line is far less crowded.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Somebody buy me a SlapChop!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbWjIKxrrs

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

You'll end up falling in love with it, Khan

if ian likes it, i will

: dodges tomatoes:

 

[bono_man2002]

I do like Daniel's idea of putting the nearby major city in brackets on U2gigs ... listing Upper Darby for Philadelphia and Auburn Hills for Detroit often trips me up.

Then I could also put the MCG as Richmond or something too.

Not just a pretty face!

I dunno, its only bugged me recently, thinking....WHERE THE FUCK IS LANDOVER!

 

[coolian2]

See, U2gigs is so much better than U2...but If I just wanna know the closest city, I'll go to U2.com

Although I knew Foxboro wasn't in Boston, I didn't know it was 30 miles away!

So I suppose U2gigs wins again....

yeah, there's a point where there should be a distinction. like, calling fedex field maryland is a stretch, but saying gilette stadium is in boston is taking the piss.

 

[bono_212]

yes i have! i think!

IT CAN MAKE MEAT LOAF! AND...AU GRATlN POTATOES!!!

 

[bono_man2002]

She won't believe you. The GA line is far less crowded.

Probably true!

 

[Axver]

That's pretty bloody true! Even if you just get a job for one day, pay tax, quit...

Shame I can't go back in time and work in 2007-08 ... that said, I wonder what it would take to pretend to work at my stepfather's market stall or something. If I could easily pass off something like that and make the income taxable, then I'll just say I helped him out one weekend or something. I did help move some boxes around for him once!

 

[bono_212]

Somebody buy me a SlapChop!

YouTube - Vince with Slap Chop (Long version)

Please tell me you've seen the Magic Bullet infomercials ray:

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

yeah, it's los angeles. it's like saying phoenix is glendale, washington is landover, etc etc.

at least here all the venues are actually in memphis! the only way someone wouldn't play here is if they played nearby in southaven. but tbh we have similarly sized venues in memphis, so it'd only be an ussue if the grizzlies (yeah, you heard me right) vetoed the concert.

Somebody buy me a SlapChop!

you're gonna love my nuts!

 

[coolian2]

if ian likes it, i will

: dodges tomatoes:

tbh i'm being greedy. i'm happy enough you fell in love with me, i'm not going to push it and expect you to love anything i love!

 

[bono_man2002]

yeah, there's a point where there should be a distinction. like, calling fedex field maryland is a stretch, but saying gilette stadium is in boston is taking the piss.

Its like Waverley Park, Melbourne.......It's nowhere near the City!....its like going away for a weekend holiday to get to the ground, from the city!

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

yeah, there's a point where there should be a distinction. like, calling fedex field maryland is a stretch, but saying gilette stadium is in boston is taking the piss.

u2 are going to play at pringles park in...memphis!

IT CAN MAKE MEAT LOAF! AND...AU GRATlN POTATOES!!!

 

[mysterious_jen]

Depends on how you get your tax paid. Some people will be direct debited...some recieve a cheque in the mail (I think that's what I"ll get....)

Started the hand outs this week, I think.

direct payment to bank account by thursday i fucking hope !!!!!!!!!!!

 

[coolian2]

Somebody buy me a SlapChop!

YouTube - Vince with Slap Chop (Long version)

wedding present for us, thanks.