Maddies (crazy) ode to the Lemonade Stand!

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Right, dont know why but ten minutes ago, feeling insane, I just made this up for u all!!!!!

:lol:



In the middle of the mornin durin European time
Out creeps Maddie whos is ready for a rhyme
Cause its quiet in the Jungle while America's asleep
So nows the chance to mumble about Zoomer whos a creep
And the chance to sit in quietness, its boring but its fun
As I play with Sally's ball, in the warmth of the sun
While some Aussies come say hi, while they catch up with the news
Bono-Man still the Aussie hunk, spandex shorts he'll not refuse
While some Guests sit readin our shite, I wonder if they're impressed
I bet some sit pickin their noses, while others sit undressed
Reading, watching, having a laugh, as Guests they always do
Still Im curious as to who they are............well........arent u?
Prob a bunch of little evils, quietly havin a laugh
Well they better watch their asses, or I'll give them one big waff
Of Diamond's famous bum-parps, in a bottle sent to their homes
The smell will nearly kill them, or gasp so hard they'll turn into gnomes
They'll shrink from the fumes, and choke and breathe for air
So please remember this Guests, with Maddie you'd better beware
Its still mornin and quiet, oh where have the others gone?
Sometimes its way to quiet in here, the day drags on and on
I feel like gettin inside my screen and runnin round shouting 'ARISE!'
Then youd all be gettin headaches from me, and that'd be no surprise
Id grab ur tits, ur balls, ur minds and shake them like they're toys
And then Id hug the girls hello, and jump on all the boys
Id slap ur faces, splash u with water, and twist your legs right over
And turn u all into Rubix Cubes, signed by Maddie and sealed with a clover
Then Id leave as u all try to rest, carry on with what Im doin
Waitin for u all to wake up to get Interference brewin
But oh yes its nice and quiet now, as I settle down again
And my mouth stays straight as for a long while yet, this forum stays so plain
And nows the chance to refresh and relax until the rest wake up
And the first ting they all do is go lookin for their cup
To grab the strongest coffee, lemon tea or choccie drink
That drags their pale aul' faces into a pretty pic of pink
Then they hit on Interference and the whole place comes alive
It gets busy with cars and buses and pple from all walks of life
Some are plain and single, others with a hubby or a wife
Yes then hundreds come on! Like mad, little horny eejits!
Of course Z-Edge needs to control his wedge before he looses his wee bits..
So yes I do adore this place as the weekend comes around
Its the place where humour, love, tears, anger, fights and drool is found
Sometimes I want to go, most times I want to stay
For really this is the place where pple come to play
What can I say but Hooray to Interland, and an ode to the Lemonade fest
Lets hope u all agree with me in sayin 'This place is THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'





luv.....Maddie :D:D:D:D
 
Maddie that was grrreat! :yes: I'm up and about with the roosters every morning, and I always come to L/S first! :):)
 
maddie is my hero.

MADDIE THAT ROCKS!!!!! :heart: :heart:

no other words could describe this place as well as those.

:laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh:
 
mad1 said:
Right, dont know why but ten minutes ago, feeling insane, I just made this up for u all!!!!!

:lol:



In the middle of the mornin durin European time
Out creeps Maddie whos is ready for a rhyme
Cause its quiet in the Jungle while America's asleep
So nows the chance to mumble about Zoomer whos a creep
And the chance to sit in quietness, its boring but its fun
As I play with Sally's ball, in the warmth of the sun
While some Aussies come say hi, while they catch up with the news
Bono-Man still the Aussie hunk, spandex shorts he'll not refuse
While some Guests sit readin our shite, I wonder if they're impressed
I bet some sit pickin their noses, while others sit undressed
Reading, watching, having a laugh, as Guests they always do
Still Im curious as to who they are............well........arent u?
Prob a bunch of little evils, quietly havin a laugh
Well they better watch their asses, or I'll give them one big waff
Of Diamond's famous bum-parps, in a bottle sent to their homes
The smell will nearly kill them, or gasp so hard they'll turn into gnomes
They'll shrink from the fumes, and choke and breathe for air
So please remember this Guests, with Maddie you'd better beware
Its still mornin and quiet, oh where have the others gone?
Sometimes its way to quiet in here, the day drags on and on
I feel like gettin inside my screen and runnin round shouting 'ARISE!'
Then youd all be gettin headaches from me, and that'd be no surprise
Id grab ur tits, ur balls, ur minds and shake them like they're toys
And then Id hug the girls hello, and jump on all the boys
Id slap ur faces, splash u with water, and twist your legs right over
And turn u all into Rubix Cubes, signed by Maddie and sealed with a clover
Then Id leave as u all try to rest, carry on with what Im doin
Waitin for u all to wake up to get Interference brewin
But oh yes its nice and quiet now, as I settle down again
And my mouth stays straight as for a long while yet, this forum stays so plain
And nows the chance to refresh and relax until the rest wake up
And the first ting they all do is go lookin for their cup
To grab the strongest coffee, lemon tea or choccie drink
That drags their pale aul' faces into a pretty pic of pink
Then they hit on Interference and the whole place comes alive
It gets busy with cars and buses and pple from all walks of life
Some are plain and single, others with a hubby or a wife
Yes then hundreds come on! Like mad, little horny eejits!
Of course Z-Edge needs to control his wedge before he looses his wee bits..
So yes I do adore this place as the weekend comes around
Its the place where humour, love, tears, anger, fights and drool is found
Sometimes I want to go, most times I want to stay
For really this is the place where pple come to play
What can I say but Hooray to Interland, and an ode to the Lemonade fest
Lets hope u all agree with me in sayin 'This place is THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'





luv.....Maddie :D:D:D:D

just tried to rap it down
ok rhythm, lil? bumpy but fine
u wanna record it?

luv there maddie
 
Nice!

LOOOOL, you know as i was reading, somehow i started to imagine i was rapping the whole thing!
 
U2girl said:
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LOOOOL, you know as i was reading, somehow i started to imagine i was rapping the whole thing! [/B]

A female rapper from Slovenia? Interesting...
 
This belongs in Dream Out Loud.

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:D :D :D

Brilliantly done, maddie! Only one thing's missing. You need to fit "holy fuck and cow's milk!" in there somehow. :D
 
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