Lyrics so bad they give you dry heaves

[Basstrap]

I was reading a similar thread on another MB and though you guys would enjoy it!

i.e.
"i like you the way you are/when we're driving in my car"
--avril lavigne

or how about...


maybe he's in maine, maybe he's in spain, on a plane <mary lou lord.

how lord how do some people get record deals!!???

 

[Laura M]

uh huh huh ma blue suede shoes <-- The King


come ma lady come come ma lady you're my butterfly sugar baby
CRAZYTOWN- that song is the bane of my existence!!!!

 

[KingPin]

any of the following rhymes:

love/above
girl/world
high/sky

 

[Basstrap]

any of the following rhymes:

love/above
girl/world
high/sky

You're coming close to elevation
"High, you make me feel like I can fly"

of course, elevation isn't exactly Bono's most shining hour, lyrically.

 

[hiphop]

rhyme dictionary... they figured it all out

Why I thought the mole in the hole was not that bad for a rhyme.

 

[Hallelujah Here She Comes]

she listens to Mozart while she does Tai Bo
Reminds her that there's room to grow

::::shudder::::

 

[hiphop]

And if we?re at it, what about Doctorin? the Tardis?
Listen to the Justified Ancients of Mumu.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

she listens to Mozart while she does Tai Bo
Reminds her that there's room to grow

::::shudder::::

They had the original lyrics at the Hall of Fame last summer when I was there. I wanted to rip them off the wall and put them in a paper shredder.

 

[Salome]

I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo

I do know of some very bad lyrics
dry heaves is something a lyric hasn't given me yet though

 

[Hallelujah Here She Comes]

They had the original lyrics at the Hall of Fame last summer when I was there. I wanted to rip them off the wall and put them in a paper shredder.

With good reason. Were the lyrics to Bootylicious hanging next to them?

I don't think you're ready
for this jelly

pure poetry

 

[daisybean]

It ain't no lie
baby bye bye bye

 

[Gina Marie]

Well, the whole song..

Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
I want it that way

Am I your fire
Your one desire
Yes I know it's too late
But I want it that way

 

[Diemen]

I don't know the name of the group that sings it, but it's one of those songs that gets far too much airplay lately...

If I could then I would
I'd go wherever you will go
Way up high or down low [GAAAG!!!]
I'll go wherever you will go

 

[Laura M]

Well, the whole song..

Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
I want it that way

Am I your fire
Your one desire
Yes I know it's too late
But I want it that way

i was obsessed with that song-played it on repeat for 2 whole days- i was sad

 

[oliveu2cm]

They never should have won the grammy!!

They had the original lyrics at the Hall of Fame last summer when I was there. I wanted to rip them off the wall and put them in a paper shredder.

What about the other rhyme in that song about chicken lickin good, best friends stickin..?

"jumping billies" or whatever that DMB lyric is!! (sorry NOT a fan!)

"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains"

 

[ghetofabu]

*sigh*

 

[U2Kitten]

Funny! When I saw the title Drops of Jupiter was the first thing that came to mind, then I see a bunch of others already said it! Maybe I'm not so weird after all! I also hate anything rhyming love/glove- that is so trite! Your love fits me like a glove, oh, pu-leez!

 

[Hallelujah Here She Comes]

Bwahahahaha!!

 

[Mirrorball Girl]

As long as we're on "drops of jupiter..." how about the lovely rhyming of

chicken/lickin

Yeah! That belongs in a song ... that won a Grammy ... *takes pills for headache*

And while I don't really hate the song, whenever Five For Fighting's singer croons

"It's not easy ... to beeeee meeeeeeee"

I want to smack him. Is that wrong?

 

[elevatedmole]

And while I don't really hate the song, whenever Five For Fighting's singer croons

"It's not easy ... to beeeee meeeeeeee"

I want to smack him. Is that wrong?

No, I'll help you.

 

[MonaVox]

LMAO THAT FIVE FER FIGHTING GUY!!!!!!!

ANNOYANCE=
(I) sit alone and wonder, how you're making out
but as for me, I wish that I was anywhere
with anyone, making out
~Dashboard Confessional

WTF

and that whole song by the Calling
gaw

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

any other requests?

We're prolly going back in the fall....maybe Bootylicious will be up there by then. Oh wait....someone actually likes that song, so I won't shred it. (It is kinda catchy....)

 

[Ali Rose]

a little off subject, but I have an owie on my ankle that my mom was just helping me tend to cuz i cant really reach it....... I totally forgot about it and just now my mom hollers up the stairs "Is it getting better???"

So I sang the response you can probably all guess back and she was like, WTF???

Wierd.

 

[Laura M]

I'm too sexy for my shirt

How bizarre do do do do do how bizarre how bizarre how bizarre

 

[Ali Rose]

Millions of peaches, peaches for free

OH wait!!! We were discussing this one on our way to the cabin.....something like this...."peaches go in a can...they were put there by a man..."

From that presidents of USA band, HA!!

 

[Bonochick]

Re: Millions of peaches, peaches for free

OH wait!!! We were discussing this one on our way to the cabin.....something like this...."peaches go in a can...they were put there by a man..."

From that presidents of USA band, HA!!

I'd forgotten about that song!

"Millions of peaches, peaches for free,
Millions of peaches, peaches for me!"

BWAAAHAAAAAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Giant Lemon]

Re: any other requests?

Oh wait....someone actually likes that song, so I won't shred it. (It is kinda catchy....)

LOL! We wouldn't want to offend dear Bono, now would we?

Originially posted by Ali Rose
I totally forgot about it and just now my mom hollers up the stairs "Is it getting better???"So I sang the response you can probably all guess back and she was like, WTF???

Ha! As I read that, I was singing "or do you feel the same" in my head. U2 has got us trained.

Originially posted by Lara Mullen
How bizarre do do do do do how bizarre how bizarre how bizarre

That song drives me insane!!!!!!

 

[Gina Marie]

I thought of another one. I have no idea who 'sings' it, and I don't care, but that lovely ditty..

'I Want To ___ You Like An Animal'-gee, how incredibly sensitive and romantic

 

[oliveu2cm]

*grabs muzzle

No, I'll help you.

I'm in. I hate that song.

 

[sulawesigirl4]

*takes credit for coming up with the peaches song in the car en route to the cabin* tis a goofy song too.

lyrics I cannot stand

"hey baby, hey baby, hey"

(and yes I know the Bman had a hand in them...which makes it even worse, cuz he should know better. )