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Old 07-26-2002, 06:08 AM   #61
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The worst song lyrics have to be:
"I'm blue da ba de ba do die, da ba de da bo die, da bo de da bo die."
ugggghhhhhh why did you have to remind me that that song exists? I had managed to forget about it *cries* I don't think that words can convey how much I hate this song. I think that that song is possibly the worst song in the history of mankind! Everytime I hear it I want to curl up into the fetal position and stab something sharp into my ears so that the noise will stop.
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Old 07-26-2002, 07:40 AM   #62
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I probably won't be making any friends singling these one out, but they're both horribly overrated, undertalented airheads - Pink (Get This Party Started) and Sophie Ellis Bextor (Murder On The Dancefloor). I won't quote them, because there isn't a single decent line in either and I don't want to take up too much space.
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Old 07-26-2002, 07:45 AM   #63
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Hahahahahaha hey Klod there is this great version of that Pink song, I dont know what it is called, but its so much better than the single I dont know why it wasn't released but then...if you hate it....
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Old 07-26-2002, 09:08 AM   #64
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do do do do do"
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Old 07-26-2002, 09:35 AM   #65
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and that Britney spears song about not being a woman but not a girl sounds bad so I am sure that there are some dodgy lyrics in there to be found
Voila:

I used to think
I had the answers to everything
But now I know
That life doesn't always go my way (Yeah)
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Old 07-26-2002, 09:56 AM   #66
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I think I will give my vote to Shakira and how she talks about her breasts being small so you dont confuse them with mountains or something like that, now I know that english is not her first language, but you would havet hought that someone in the record company might have stopped shiteful lyrics like those being recorded....oh dear!!!!!

and that Britney spears song about not being a woman but not a girl sounds bad so I am sure that there are some dodgy lyrics in there to be found
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 07-26-2002, 03:17 PM   #67
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How about Yellow Submarine(the whole song) by The Beatles
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"Don't say you're easy on me/You're about as easy as a nuclear war"
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Old 09-15-2002, 01:26 PM   #69
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Re: They never should have won the grammy!!

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"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains"


I kinda like Shakira
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Old 09-15-2002, 04:04 PM   #70
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That song by All Saints, "Never Ever". I can't believe it was a hit!?!

**Read at your own risk**

A few questions that I need to know
How you could ever hurt me so
I need to know what i've done wrong
And how long it's been going on
Was it that I never paid enough attention
Or did I not give enough affection
Not only will your answers keep me sane
But i'll know never to make the same mistake again
You can tell me to my face
Or even on the phone
You can write it in a letter
Either way i've have to know
Did I never treat you right
Did I always start the fight
Either way i'm going out of my mind
All the answers to my questions I have to find

My head's spinnin'
Boy i'm in a daze
I feel isolated
Don't wanna communicate
I take a shower
I will scour
I will roam
To find peace of mind
The happy mind
I once owned yeah

Flexing vocabulary runs right through me
The alphabet runs right from a to zee
Conversations, hesatations in my mind
You got my conscience
Asking questions that I can't find
I'm not crazy
I'm sure I aint done nothing wrong, no
I'm just waiting cos I heard that this feeling won't last that long

chorus
Never ever have I ever felt so low
When you gonna take me out of this black hole
Never ever have I ever felt so sad
The way i'm feeling yeah you got me feeling really
Never ever have I had to find
I've had to dig away to find my own piece of mind
I've never ever had my conscience to fight
The way i'm feeling yeah it just don't feel right

I'll keep searching
Deep within my soul
For all the answers
Don't wanna hurt no more
I need peace gotta feel at ease
Need to be
Free from pain
Go insane
My heart aches yeah

Sometimes vocabulary runs through my head
The alphabet runs right from a to zed
Conversations, hesatations in my mind
You got my concience asking questions that i can't find
I'm not crazy
I'm sure I aint done nothing wrong
Now i'm just awaiting cos I heard that this feeling won't last that long

chorus x3

You can tell me to my face
You can tell me on the phone
Oooh you can write it in a letter babe
Cos I really need to know
You can write it in a letter babe
You can write in in a letter babe(fade)
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Did anyone pick "It's the story of a girl...who cried a river and drowned the whole world...and while she looks so sad in photographs...I absolutely love her, when she smiles"

Everything that band did made me want to retch. I don't remember their name.

Ironically, they recorded a little satire of their song for a local station, ALICE 106. It too was terrible.

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How about Yellow Submarine(the whole song) by The Beatles
Oh, good, somebody brought up the Beatles first. Now, I don't feel so bad bringing up this little lyirc:

Na, na-na, na-na-na-na.
Na-na-na-na.
Hey Jude.


That wouldn't be NEARLY as irritating if they didn't sing it 40,000 times in one song, if they didn't make a mint off this song, or if Paul wasn't universally hailed as an infallible lyrical genius.

While I'm here, I'll bring up Aerosmith:

I'm the one that jaded you.

He jaded her? Is "jaded" even a transitive verb? Even if it is, it may be grammatically correct, but it's very hard on the ears.

Finally, while I can bring up Alanis (shudder), Paula Cole (double shudder), or one of several other bad writers, I think special consideration must be given to newcomer Vanessa Carlton:

If I could fall into the sky
Do you think time would pass me by?
'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles
If I could just see you
Tonight


"If I could fall into the sky, do you think time would pass me by?"

MEANINGLESS.

Utterly meaningless. She also covered the Stones' "Paint It Black" ON HER ALBUM (U2 was smart enough to keep something like that as a B-side), and said album is titled - get this - Be Not Nobody.

Gaaaaagh.

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Not to harp, but...

"If I could fall into the sky, do you think time would pass me by?"

What could this possibly mean?

- "If I fell into the sky, would I cease to be part of the space-time continuum and become, in effect, a non-event mass with a quantam probability of zero?"

- "In your opinion, would my falling into the sky turn me into a non-event mass?"

- "If I fell into the sky, would YOUR OPINION about my chances of becoming a non-event mass change?"

- "What would you do if I sang out of tune? Would you stand up and walk out on me?"

SERIOUSLY, there's NO POSSIBLE WAY that line can be made to make sense.

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Old 09-16-2002, 02:25 AM   #74
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Be Not Nobody, wtf??????

that title should be punishable by death
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He was a sk8r boi, she said "see u l8r boi" - Avril Lavigne.

Did you know that Avril actually got her start by singing country songs at fairs and stuff? She's just some record exec's creation.

I feel sorry for her.

Oh yeah more weird lyrics.

What the hell is a "Champagne super nova in the sky?"

What is a "wonder wall" any way?
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