Lyrics so bad they give you dry heaves

[Hallelujah Here She Comes]

Re: *grabs muzzle

I'm in. I hate that song.

Uggh. Count me in, too.

*joins angry mob

 

[meegannie]

lyrics I cannot stand

"hey baby, hey baby, hey"

(and yes I know the Bman had a hand in them...which makes it even worse, cuz he should know better. )

Yes!! I hate those too!

 

[bullet the blue sky]

Hey, Peaches is good. Stop that.

How about these...

"I'm as serious as cancer/When I say rhythm is a dancer"

or

"Don't say you're easy on me/You're about as easy as a nuclear war"

 

[Naya]

Hit me baby one more time

 

[Angela Harlem]

I thought of another one. I have no idea who 'sings' it, and I don't care, but that lovely ditty..

'I Want To ___ You Like An Animal'-gee, how incredibly sensitive and romantic

Haha GM, yes lyrically it is well, blunt. It's NIN: Closer. A remix or alt version of it is in the opening credits of Se7en. Hmm, I just realised you said you dont care lol. Sorry!

Lots a bad lyrics around though

'Some girls are bigger than others, some girls are bigger than others, some girls' mothers are bigger than other girls' mothers..' - The Smiths

 

[LuvLady]

"It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes " Nelly

Um I think not

 

[ABEL]

"...But don't tell my heart,
My achy breaky heart..."

 

[Penny Lane]

Did you write the lyrics in the car on the way?

I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch

Chinese food makes me sick.

And I think its fly when girls walk by in the summer

In the summer.

 

[sharky]

Re: Did you write the lyrics in the car on the way?

I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch

Chinese food makes me sick.

And I think its fly when girls walk by in the summer

In the summer.

Actually via songmeanings.net [believe me, not me] the correct chorus is:

New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick
And I think its fly when girls stop by for the summer, for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch
I'd take her if I had one wish
But she's been gone since that summer...

I remembered the New Kids reference and yes, it does make you wonder who they give contracts to.

 

[Basstrap]

Re: Re: Did you write the lyrics in the car on the way?

Actually via songmeanings.net [believe me, not me] the correct chorus is:

New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick
And I think its fly when girls stop by for the summer, for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch
I'd take her if I had one wish
But she's been gone since that summer...

I remembered the New Kids reference and yes, it does make you wonder who they give contracts to.

this song never ceases to bring me to a state vomitese

 

[joyfulgirl]

Re: They never should have won the grammy!!

"jumping billies" or whatever that DMB lyric is!! (sorry NOT a fan!)

"tripping billies" -- i love the lyrics. fun song.

"peace on earth" ranks high on my list of bad lyrics.

 

[Peaseblossom]

'I Want To ___ You Like An Animal'-gee, how incredibly sensitive and romantic

My ex once played this for me in the car... yeah. He may have gotten a little hot and bothered, but I was just frightened. How is that sexy?

 

[elevatedsoul2]

she listens to Mozart while she does Tai Bo
Reminds her that there's room to grow

::::shudder::::

So THAT'S what he says?
Hmmmmm
Yuck

 

[Not George Lucas]

I thought of another one. I have no idea who 'sings' it, and I don't care, but that lovely ditty..

'I Want To ___ You Like An Animal'-gee, how incredibly sensitive and romantic

Erm, it's not supposed to be sensative or romantic. The whole point of the song is to dehumanize sex. Taken within the context of the whole album (The Downward Spiral), it's actually a brilliant song.

 

[Mirrorball Girl]

"It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes " Nelly

Um I think not

Bwahahaha! My favorite part is how the girl chimes in, all hot and bothered, and volunteers: "I am getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off!" I love it when men make their fantasies into songs...

 

[Laura M]

Re: Re: any other requests?

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That song drives me insane!!!!!!

Hoz bizarre how bizarre- that song cracks me up

Ugh ugh "Wheres your heeeead at wheres ur head at wheres ur head at"

 

[Achtung Lady]

"Oops, there goes my skirt, oh my..." ~ Tweet.
Stupid lyric from an artist with stupid name

 

[sharky]

OK, found a new one. from Jennifer Love Hewitt. Gag. She gives us Jennifers a bad name. what the hell does this mean?

I'm bare naked and I just can't take it
I'm getting jaded no I just can't fake it anymore
cuz I'm bare naked and I know
Life's what you make it
Wish I could float away to some other day

 

[souLnation2002]

she listens to Mozart while she does Tai Bo
Reminds her that there's room to grow

::::shudder::::

The best soy latte that you ever had . . . and me

 

[souLnation2002]

"See my days are cold without you
But I'm hurtin while im with you "

gahhh!!!! this song drives me up the wall!!!!

 

[MonaVox]

OK, found a new one. from Jennifer Love Hewitt. Gag. She gives us Jennifers a bad name. what the hell does this mean?

I'm bare naked and I just can't take it
I'm getting jaded no I just can't fake it anymore
cuz I'm bare naked and I know
Life's what you make it
Wish I could float away to some other day

THAT IS THE WORST THING I HAVE READ ALL DAAAAAAY

lolllll is this just another excuse fer an actress to prance around nekkid? Gaw...

I'm sure it's a heavy heavy metaphor.

 

[rooftop to the basement]

I was reading a similar thread on another MB and though you guys would enjoy it!

i.e.
"i like you the way you are/when we're driving in my car"
--avril lavigne

or how about...


maybe he's in maine, maybe he's in spain, on a plane <mary lou lord.

how lord how do some people get record deals!!???

That Averil Lavigne song makes me cringe and hit things.

 

[hiphop]

Usernames so bad they make you wanna hit things

That Averil Lavigne song makes me cringe and hit things.

I only stole from Bono, but you?re stealing it back!

 

[kariatari]

I don't get where Avril gets off saying that she "won't stop rocking until teen pop is dead." HEL-LO! Is it just me, or is she also another a teen pop singer?

 

[u2er]

Oops I did it again.. blah blah. (all britney songs)
Maggie May - ALL of that song.
All the songs everyone else said
"If you're feelin hella good just keep on dancin.." I don't know if that's what she really says but I HATE that song.
"hey baby hey baby hey baby hey.." that song too.
There's so many others but none I can think of atm..

 

[souLnation2002]

I don't get where Avril gets off saying that she "won't stop rocking until teen pop is dead." HEL-LO! Is it just me, or is she also another a teen pop singer?

lol, she is, but she sees herself in the 'punk/rock' category.... its ... interesting, i suppose

 

[cass]

I don't know about dry heaves, but it is a bizarre bit of song-writing that we get a very very good laugh out of at the moment...someone else gave it a mention here I'm pleased to see. We have parodied it into "is that a mountain over there? No, it's my wife's breast, easy mistake!" rotfl Shakira

Yep lots of those ones you have mentioned are seriously irritating. That NIN song ginamarie mentioned...I remember setting up for a special radio listening afternon..Triple J in Oz had been doing a poll, searching for ..wait for it "Australia's Favourite Bonking Songs." I was stunned...that NIN song won!!!

ewwww i remembered. this oldie..thank you not basstrap.

Aga do dodo do something with a pineaple and a tree..?
O dear...if I have that song stuck in my head for the weekend...why..LMAO

 

[MonaVox]

BOXCAR RACER LYRICS

"I Feel So"

Sometimes
I wish I was brave
I wish I was stronger
I wish I could feel no pain
I wish I was young
I wish I would try
I wish I was honest
I wish I was you not I

'Cause
I feel so mad
I feel so angry
I feel so callous
So lost, confused, just mad
I feel so cheap
So used, unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over

Sometimes
I wish I was smart
I wish I made cures for
How people are
I wish I had power
I wish I could leave
I wish I could change the world
For you and me

'Cause
I feel so mad
I feel so angry
I feel so callous
So lost, confused, just mad
I feel so cheap
So used, unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over



HOW OLD ARE YOU?

 

[RavenStar]

I like Drops of Jupiter.
The worst song lyrics have to be:
"I'm blue da ba de ba do die, da ba de da bo die, da bo de da bo die."
or
"I'll be your dream, I'll be your wish, I'll be your fantasy."
or
Pop by NSTYNC

 

[OzAurora]

I think I will give my vote to Shakira and how she talks about her breasts being small so you dont confuse them with mountains or something like that, now I know that english is not her first language, but you would havet hought that someone in the record company might have stopped shiteful lyrics like those being recorded....oh dear!!!!!

and that Britney spears song about not being a woman but not a girl sounds bad so I am sure that there are some dodgy lyrics in there to be found