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Old 05-30-2003, 04:46 AM   #46
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Scared eh MVD? I guess I won't be getting any Southern Hospitality.

[q]What a better way to say, "Welcome to Atlanta" than a nice lotioning. Dont you agree MissVelvety?[/q]

the atl has plenty of lube to go around.
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Mrs. Vedder, believe you me, it is!

Just ask Chrissy.
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the atl has plenty of lube to go around.
good to hear

Three coats followed by vigorous rubbing. Rinse. Repeat.
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Mrs. Vedder, believe you me, it is!

Just ask Chrissy.
Mofo likes to sing this song sometimes, when he's "Larry the Pimp":

Come And Knock Up My Whore
He's been waiting for you
Always in the strangest place
A date in the alley for two!
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Mofo likes to sing this song sometimes, when he's "Larry the Pimp":

Come And Knock Up My Whore
He's been waiting for you
Always in the strangest place
A date in the alley for two!
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Old 05-30-2003, 09:25 AM   #51
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you had me at lube
you had me at lube

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I'm always too late for the sexy stuff...

Story of my life.
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lol DB

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you had me at lube
you had me at lube

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Stop at that health food store on Scottsdale Road for the gallon of pure aloe vera gel (can be refrigerated)...lol... can't be that burned if even thinking of bengay or loofah..rofl..but the aloe will help heal the burn if you don't have any silvadene on hand and you will be a bestest bud for the aloe.

Deep Thoughts: when there is a potential that you might going to fall asleep on Mission Beach sunblock your butt because the tan lines from last years suit will inevitably not match. My wisdom ...never forget that..lmao.
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I'm so sad that I went to sleep before all the madness started last nite. I was just so worn out from swearing at Chizip all day about my red X sig that I needed to sleep. it's still a big fat red x.
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I'm always too late for the sexy stuff...

Story of my life.
Better late than never, Rump Shaker.
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i haven't heard rump shaker in a long time. i wonder if i still have that tape.
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Shake it to the left, shake it to the right.
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*hears sax being played in background*
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Old 05-30-2003, 11:03 PM   #59
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*Aloe Poetry for cujo*

1. Suggestive
I'll buy us some aloe
Just lie there, like you're fallow
the field of your dreams
will soon sprout verdantly

2. Suspicious/Angry
Is that a sunburn I see?
Were you skinnidipping again with McG?
Or playing softball I guess
In the Canadian West
Have some aloe, you whining baby.

3. Sympathetic
Poor poor poor cujo
Burned burned peeling eew oh
I got burned too last week
*slaps aloe on his cheek*
Just keep putting it on
get well soon

4. Makes No Sense/Popcorn
Jello Aloe BenGay Thera
-gesic thin coats
stormy weather
don't get down
won't let you frown
eat popcorn
you'll feel better

5. Quotes from Twelfth Night (out of context)
Fie, thou dishonest Satan
for here comes the trout that must be caught with tickling
Madam, you have done me wrong,
Notorious wrong
Here's an overweening rogue
Madam, I will
fellow, thy words are madness
'twas well writ
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Old 05-31-2003, 06:14 PM   #60
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Awesome Bbug...

Your poems have relieved my burning sensations...

I've been demoted from to ... back to normal sexy pigment.

I thank all of you for being my aloe vera remedy... this was a most unprecedented expedition.

With Sexy Results

PS- All I wanna do is a za-zoom, zoom, zoom, and a boom boom.
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