Love is in the interf-AIR-ence

[Basstrap]

ooh la la

I can tell it

there's love in the air

it smells like cigarette smoke and vomit

 

[redkat]

Is this your sunday night cry for help?

 

[Chizip]

ive had an inter-affair-ence with redkat

 

[echo0001]

will this degenerate into smut?

'cause, like, i could use some smut...

 

[redkat]

 

[echo0001]

 

[Angela Harlem]

cybersex isn't love. stop emailing me your ridiculous mills and boon trash, bassT.

 

[zoney!]

I thought I was the only one getting those e-mails.

My heart is broken.

bastard.

 

[Chizip]

i dont like your sig Angela Harlot

 

[Angela Harlem]

i'll change it.

 

[lmjhitman]

bastard.

don't you mean:

BASS-tard??

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

that's not the smell of love bassy, that's the smell of your breath.

 

[zoney!]

Oh, jeez...Anna.

 

[echo0001]

i didn't think is was smut, either, but i couldn't help hoping.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

you should put chiz's face on bonohobo

 

[Basstrap]

 

[Basstrap]

Is this your sunday night cry for help?

W H Y D O N ' T Y O U E V E R S H U T - U P?

go and kiss zoney
do it

 

[echo0001]

cute, but wrong sex.

i may have to make a quick run through PLEBA

 

[lmjhitman]

i'd kiss you, bassy.

except you smell like smokes and vomit, so...

 

[Angela Harlem]

Oh, jeez...Anna.

what? you dont think hobo bono the sexiest man alive or something?

 

[zoney!]

do you really want me to answer that?

 

[WildHoneyAlways]

will this degenerate into smut?

'cause, like, i could use some smut...

I'm all about smut.

 

[Zoomerang96]

get down, go ahead get down

i feel like i've cheapened every woman's existence here by hitting on all of them.

sorry about that.

...well, not really.

sorry.

for like...not being sorry.

who wants to make out? seriously, let me know.

 

[WildHoneyAlways]

Funny, I don't feel any cheaper...

And it's cool that you're not sorry.

 

[Zoomerang96]

Funny, I don't feel any cheaper...

And it's cool that you're not sorry.

look

i'm gonna say something

and you can either keep it

or send it right back

the call is yours

but

i

i want to be on you.

i mean

wow

there's no way to get out of this

other than to say

i'm typing this post

with double space

ing

argh

why...WHY do type?!?!?! why am i still here?!?!?!?!? who even likes me anymore?!?!?!?!?

 

[WildHoneyAlways]

Um, thanks(?) bear.

I think you're still here b/c of the

MALAISE.

yeah, the malaise is defininitely taking over. yep.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

why...WHY do type?!?!?! why am i still here?!?!?!?!? who even likes me anymore?!?!?!?!?

i'm glad you're finally beginning to catch on.

 

[lmjhitman]

i'm gonna punch you in the ovary, bear. that's what I'm gonna do. a straight shot. right to the babymaker.

~sex panther

 

[Bonochick]

This is no place for finding love! That's what grocery stores and Goodwill are for.

 

[redkat]

W H Y D O N ' T Y O U E V E R S H U T - U P?

go and kiss zoney
do it