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Old 04-08-2002, 03:45 AM   #1
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Lost scene from Star Wars!

A furious lightsaber duel is underway. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE
SKYWALKER towards the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader, chops
off Luke's hand! It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft. Luke
backs away. He looks around, but realizes there's nowhere to go but
straight down.

Darth Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father.

Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!

Darth Vader: No, Luke... I am your father!

Luke: No. It can't be. That's not true. That's impossible !

Darth Vader: Search your feelings Luke... you know them to be true.

Luke: NOOoooo!

Darth Vader: Yes, it is true... and you know what else? You know that
brass droid of yours?

Luke: Threepio?

Darth Vader: Yes... Threepio... I built him... when I was 7 years old.

Luke: No! ... Wait, huh?

Darth Vader: Seven years old. And what have you done? Look at yourself.
No hand. No job. And you couldn't even levitate your own ship out of the

Luke: But... I destroyed your precious Death Star!

Darth Vader: But that was when you were 20! When I was 10, I
single-handedly destroyed an entire Trade Federation Droid Control ship!

Luke: Well, it's not my fault...

Darth Vader: Oh, here we go... "Poor me... my father never gave me what
I wanted for my birthday... boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the
Sith... Nobody loved me... waahhh wahhh!"

Luke: Shut up!

Darth Vader: You're a slacker! By the time I was your age, I had already
exterminated the Jedi knights!

Luke: I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon.

Darth Vader: Oh, for the love of the Emperor... 10 years old, winner of
the Boonta Eve Open... the Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer... right
here baby!

Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step towards it.

Darth Vader: I was wrong... You're not my kid... I don't know whose you
are, but you sure ain't mine.

Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the

Darth Vader looks down after him.

Darth Vader: And get a haircut!

"I think, therefore I um..."

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Old 04-08-2002, 08:07 AM   #2
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Old 04-08-2002, 03:33 PM   #3
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Thats an amazing scene, God I wish that had been in the film. Am I the only one who found Luke's reaction to Darth Vader's revelation incredibly annoying? When he was screaming 'Noooooo! It can't be true!' I really wanted Darth Vader to slap him and tell him to act like a man, for God's sakes.

Actually, I found Luke very annoying anyway, in any scene. And his sister sucks, too. Though Solo was cool, Chewy was an irritating walking carpet, as Leia called him. Am I the only one who found the good guys (with the exception of Yoda, Calrissian, Obi-Wan and Solo) annoying, and the bad guys cool? Darth Vader ruled, and so did the Emperor. Not to mention Tarkin, he was cool, too.

Oh, what a ramble.

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Old 04-08-2002, 03:38 PM   #4
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bwahahahahahaha. Oh that is great!

imo, Luke could be shot simply for the fact that he was a terrrrible actor. Mark Hamill that is. Oh well. Part of the cheesy goodness of Star WArs, I suppose.
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