LemonMelon
More 5G Than Man
The cat in that promo pic is not the same cat as the promo pic in our DVR. Either there are a shitload of cats in this movie or they just couldn't be fucked to get the same cat.
Asks the generic looking side character to the attractive lead: "what's with you and women?"
The protagonist is a homebody that is being convinced to go on a zany adventure. I've never seen this inciting incident on Hallmark before.
Cats are his one true weakness. His kryptonite, if you will.
"This man saved my life when my oven exploded!"
Why did he bother saving someone dumb enough to blow up an oven by accident?
Now that I've cleaned the jizz off myself following that Candance Cameron commercial, we return to the good stuff.
I think the director just attempted a stalker Scream type thing, but without any scares.