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Old 03-03-2008, 05:49 PM   #841
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She's fairly pretty, I'm probably prettier.

What is your favorite drink?
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She's fairly pretty, I'm probably prettier. That's never been an issue,, though screwtape is right that i'm smarter/a higher achiever than her.
Screwtape is placing you on a pedestal.
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more dichotomies: independent vs can't cut the apron strings, suave/calculated in social situations vs. social diarhea.
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Even if I was good looking (I don't have a fucking clue how to rate myself), my small stature and muscle build makes me unappealing.

Stop it. I'm working with Tek to get you laid.
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Danimal, you're THE AMENDMENT for shit's sake.

When you get to College it's going to be "Sex Ahoy!" for you.
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What is your favorite drink?
I am laughing at the way your brain works.

Good german hefeweissen or weissbier. A Magic hat 9 or blue moon is also good.

hard drinks? gin and tonic has always been a favorite, also like bloody marys. but at a bar i'd either go gin and tonic or vodka cranberry with a hint of lime. or coke and malibu but i'm growing out of the sweetness of that.
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I am laughing at the way your brain works.

Good german hefeweissen or weissbier. A Magic hat 9 or blue moon is also good.

hard drinks? gin and tonic has always been a favorite, also like bloody marys. but at a bar i'd either go gin and tonic or vodka cranberry with a hint of lime. or coke and malibu but i'm growing out of the sweetness of that.

PFan, here is where you ask where she hangs out on the weekends. I've done my part.
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Stop it. I'm working with Tek to get you laid.
We've been over the bit where I don't do virgins or 17 year olds right?
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We've been over the bit where I don't do virgins or 17 year olds right?

See the above post about alcohol. Plus I have it on good authority that PFan masturbates A LOT.
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When the fuck did professionals start spelling ridiculous as "rediculous"? Jesus fucking Christ.
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PFan, here is where you ask where she hangs out on the weekends. I've done my part.
1) college parties he can't get into
2) bars he can't get into

poor pfan. I have totally scared him from meeting me in a platonic way anyway.
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When U2 next plays Philly, PFan is going to meet several interlanders. Whether he likes it or not.
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See the above post about alcohol. Plus I have it on good authority that PFan masturbates A LOT.


alcohol does not lower my standards. only prolonged dry spells do, and it's not looking like that's gonna happen until graduation. even if everything goes bad now, i've got an old fling visiting in april.
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Pfan you can't worry about what you look like. I'm 5'2", a svelte 233 lbs, and my love tool only measures 3.66 inches. But, I had a Filipino doctor remove a few of the tendons in my hips so I gyrate like Elvis on speed.
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Pfan you can't worry about what you look like. I'm 5'2", a svelte 233 lbs, and my love tool only measures 3.66 inches. But, I had a Filipino doctor remove a few of the tendons in my hips so I gyrate like Elvis on speed.
Nobody else on interference would think this up, let alone type it. That's awesome.

And Varitek is not the female version of you??? You're like platonic soul mates.
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