Longyearbyen, Spitsbergen Superthread

[phanan]

You read my mind. There are places in the middle of the spectrum here.

Agreed.

 

[redhotswami]

i think dalton needs an advice thread.

 

[phillyfan26]

PFan, you are too cool of a kid not to have a lady. I have come to the conclusion that your HS sucks and no one there is worthy of your time.

There are only three girls I could possibly imagine having a relationship with, and all three have boyfriends.

Fuck me.

 

[Dalton]

Dalton, Varitek is asking you for advice.

I find this to be the best interference development in ages.

One day we will meet in person and you will find out what I actually do and your sides will split.

 

[Varitek]

Yeah, you're in tricky water now. I think you have to text him one more time, but I wouldn't ask him if you scared him off.

he is so phail at life. that first text he sent me just threw me off my game.

what do i say and when do i text him?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

i think dalton needs an advice thread.

I think Beav and NSW should give out advice as well:

*Random Interfence Member Asks A Question*

Beav: GFY!

*Another Random Interfence Member Asks A Question*

NSW: STFU!

 

[Lila64]

One day we will meet in person and you will find out what I actually do and your sides will split.

Do you work in Philly?

 

[No spoken words]

I think Beav and NSW should give out advice as well:

*Random Interfence Member Asks A Question*

Beav: GFY!

*Another Random Interfence Member Asks A Question*

NSW: STFU!

Actually, a Beav/Dalton advice thread would be priceless.

 

[Varitek]

One day we will meet in person and you will find out what I actually do and your sides will split.

guesses:

dating columnist
sex therapist
gynocologist
pool boy

 

[Dalton]

he is so phail at life. that first text he sent me just threw me off my game.

what do i say and when do i text him?

Well, if you really are just looking for a casual hook up, I would text: I had a great time the other night. I'd like to try it sober.

 

[Varitek]

There are only three girls I could possibly imagine having a relationship with, and all three have boyfriends.

Fuck me.

i had that problem several times in high school.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Actually, a Beav/Dalton advice thread would be priceless.

It would be kind of like Mel's rating thread only with more cursing...

 

[No spoken words]

guess:

analrapist*










*If you are not familiar with Arrested Development, this is a joke.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Dalton, did you write "The Man Inside Me"?

 

[Varitek]

Well, if you really are just looking for a casual hook up, I would text: I had a great time the other night. I'd like to try it sober.

honestly i'm looking for something slightly more classy than a house call - i'd love him to ask me to dinner, have a few drinks but not get anywhere past slightly tipsy, and then take me to bed.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

 

[Varitek]

I have a confession guys. I am a never-nude. Maybe that's why he didn't text back.

 

[Dalton]

honestly i'm looking for something slightly more classy than a house call - i'd love him to ask me to dinner, have a few drinks but not get anywhere past slightly tipsy, and then take me to bed.

You probably have to go through your friend then. I wouldn't rely on another text from you. It's time to do your woman 'networking' thing.

 

[No spoken words]

Are you here to blue yourself?

 

[Varitek]

You probably have to go through your friend then. I wouldn't rely on another text from you. It's time to do your woman 'networking' thing.

she's not so much a friend as this girl I kinda knew in high school who went to a college nearby and thanksgiving my freshman year we got stuck at in airport delay together. and I hadn't seen her since then. So not really an option.

I guess he could just be waiting to write back, again I can't fathom why he'd text yesterday with casual chit chat


oh wait just got a text messagE!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I have a confession guys. I am a never-nude. Maybe that's why he didn't text back.

 

[Dalton]

I have a confession guys. I am a never-nude. Maybe that's why he didn't text back.

Socks? I hate socks. Truly.

 

[Dalton]

oh wait just got a text messagE!

snap.

 

[Varitek]

so i guess i was unclear...i said i'd be in philly tues. afternoon, he works a little away from philly. he wrote that he's working tuesday but may be free in the evening. i think i'll wait like 7 hours to reply and tell him that i'll be in the city til about 5:45 anyway if he wants to be in touch

 

[Dalton]

so i guess i was unclear...i said i'd be in philly tues. afternoon, he works a little away from philly. he wrote that he's working tuesday but may be free in the evening. i think i'll wait like 7 hours to reply and tell him that i'll be in the city til about 5:45 anyway if he wants to be in touch

Good plan.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Are you here to blue yourself?

i did that earlier. i'm just spying on what everyone's saying.

 

[Varitek]

I just hate the games people play, I always have. Fuck the 3 day rule. I'm a very straight forward person and I know what I want, or if I don't know how I feel about a person I'd at least know if I was up for a date. So I don't get delaying shit...I mean I don't tend to be over the top like this guy who once asked to see me the very next day and then the day after...that dude was too persistent. But I hate games. I like flirting, I just hate playing the game isntead of doing what you actually want. Which is hwy I can't imagine ever having one of those "don't have sex til the 3rd date" rules.

 

[bono_man2002]

Hello!

 

[Varitek]

hello

 

[No spoken words]

Hello