Longyearbyen, Spitsbergen Superthread

[Canadiens1131]

Parents just don't understand.

 

[phanan]

I guess there is no place for a romantic in the modern age.

You're seeing things in black and white. That's just not how it works.

 

[Dalton]

BTW NSW, I am not a "Fry Cook" believe it or not my official title is "Fry Fryer". Some of the people call me FF for short but those God damn guys in the back always call me "Fat Fuck", I swear that's the only English I have ever heard them speak. I know they speak it well, but they don't want me to understand what they are talking about.

 

[No spoken words]

BTW NSW, I am not a "Fry Cook" believe it or not my official title is "Fry Fryer". Some of the people call me FF for short but those God damn guys in the back always call me "Fat Fuck", I swear that's the only English I have ever heard them speak. I know they speak it well, but they don't want me to understand what they are talking about.

GFY

Did you understand that?

I'll bet you look a lot like Darrell Evans.

 

[phanan]

Please don't. Stay useless.

He can tell the story and stay useless.

 

[Dalton]

No, I look like Dave Bergman.

 

[Lila64]

He can tell the story and stay useless.

It's a win-win situation

 

[Varitek]

I guess there is no place for a romantic in the modern age.

I'm out. Have a good day everyone.

Nobody said that, I believe in romance, though I believe it should be a little more original and spontaneous than I think your conception if it is. I'm up for romance any time...but I don't believe exclusively in romance either, that just gets sickening.

 

[Canadiens1131]

You're seeing things in black and white. That's just not how it works.

IIn my several years of romantic ups and downs, I've come to the conclusion that it's like throwing a lot of sticky freshly-cooked pieces of pasta at a wall.

Sometimes a couple of pieces stick, but you can't pin your hopes on one in particular.

Once in a while you do find one that sticks, and you're really happy about it.

But most of the time it just ends up a big mess on the floor.

 

[Dalton]

Nobody said that, I believe in romance, though I believe it should be a little more original and spontaneous than I think your conception if it is. I'm up for romance any time...but I don't believe exclusively in romance either, that just gets sickening.

How do you know how original/unoriginal his conception was?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

IIn my several years of romantic ups and downs, I've come to the conclusion that it's like throwing a lot of sticky pieces of pasta at a wall.

Sometimes a couple of pieces stick, but you can't pin your hopes on one in particular.

Once in a while you do find one that sticks, and you're really happy about it.

But most of the time it just ends up a big mess on the floor.

That's Beautiful!

 

[Dalton]

But most of the time it just ends up a big mess on the floor.

And with you wondering what the sticky discoloration on the wall is from ...

 

[redhotswami]

Love is like a roll of tape
It's real good for making two things one
But just like that roll of tape
Love sometimes breaks off before you were done

 

[Varitek]

How do you know how original/unoriginal his conception was?

the poems, love songs, pedestal etc. seems rather cookie-cutter to me. I just roll my eyes at poems and flowers usually. I'd rather be suprised. The pasta I laughed at.

 

[Canadiens1131]

The pasta I laughed at.

I dunno, you can't put all your eggs in one basket, know what I'm sayin'?

 

[Dalton]

the poems, love songs, pedestal etc. seems rather cookie-cutter to me. I just roll my eyes at poems and flowers usually. I'd rather be suprised. The pasta I laughed at.

When you are really serious about a guy, you should give me his email. I can tell him about the pubic hair/ring idea. ROmanCE.


BTW: have you gotten a text yet today?

 

[No spoken words]

When you are really serious about a guy, you should give me his email. I can tell him about the pubic hair/ring idea. ROmanCE.

QFTW

 

[phillyfan26]

Love is like a roll of tape
It's real good for making two things one
But just like that roll of tape
Love sometimes breaks off before you were done

And people are like retractable pencils
You push 'em too hard, they're gonna break

 

[Dalton]

PFan, you are too cool of a kid not to have a lady. I have come to the conclusion that your HS sucks and no one there is worthy of your time.

 

[No spoken words]

I like my women like I like my coffee:

Picked up in Central America, put into a canvas bag and placed across the back of a burro, United States-bound.

That romantic enough, Screwtape???

 

[Varitek]

I dunno, you can't put all your eggs in one basket, know what I'm sayin'?

I totally agree.

but I still want this dude to text me. Dalton he hasn't responded, did I scare him off? Given that I don't give a shit about embarassing myself IF I never see him again, and therefore am willing to send 1 more text just in case if I don't hear from him by wednesday or so, what coudl I say? "what's up? didn't mean to scare you off"?

i fucking hate text messages.

 

[redhotswami]

the poems, love songs, pedestal etc. seems rather cookie-cutter to me. I just roll my eyes at poems and flowers usually. I'd rather be suprised. The pasta I laughed at.

i think it depends on the person. some people prefer that. others not so much. poems and songs can be original too.

 

[Dalton]

I like my women like I like my coffee:

Picked up in Central America, put into a canvas bag and placed across the back of a burro, United States-bound.

That romantic enough, Screwtape???

Who the hell doesn't?

 

[Varitek]

When you are really serious about a guy, you should give me his email. I can tell him about the pubic hair/ring idea. ROmanCE.

well, I wouldn't call that romantic either. but I would definitely call it hilarious.

 

[No spoken words]

i think it depends on the person. some people prefer that. others not so much. poems and songs can be original too.

You read my mind. There are places in the middle of the spectrum here.

 

[No spoken words]

Who the hell doesn't?

Dalton, Varitek is asking you for advice.

I find this to be the best interference development in ages.

 

[Varitek]

i think it depends on the person. some people prefer that. others not so much. poems and songs can be original too.

Oh I totally agree - I just tend to roll my eyes at what looks like it's following a recipe. I'm also very spontaneous when it comes to romance/sex, which was another problem with the way me and my ex ended up relating to each other.

 

[redhotswami]

You read my mind. There are places in the middle of the spectrum here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOFKU_hwj2o

 

[Varitek]

Dalton, Varitek is asking you for advice.

I find this to be the best interference development in ages.

this started last night. I have no straight male friends to ask for advice...

 

[Dalton]

I totally agree.

but I still want this dude to text me. Dalton he hasn't responded, did I scare him off? Given that I don't give a shit about embarassing myself IF I never see him again, and therefore am willing to send 1 more text just in case if I don't hear from him by wednesday or so, what coudl I say? "what's up? didn't mean to scare you off"?

i fucking hate text messages.

Yeah, you're in tricky water now. I think you have to text him one more time, but I wouldn't ask him if you scared him off.