LOL! Okay, DONT laugh but uh.....

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..my mum wants to know the name of the film, Russell Crowe stars in, which features him riding naked on a horse....DONT laugh!!!!

*points* u laff, I rock on ur shoulders heavier than six Hulk Hogans!!


(sorry) te hehehhehe

but uh, I wanna buy her the film, cheer her up, (what wiv' her bein a fan and stuff)

no

titterin!

no

no


uh uh

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I researched it for you Maddie-it's called 'Hammers Over The Anvil'

I found a link for some pics-should I post it?
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The pics are small-you can't really see anything.
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that's funny. I was watching this movie on the weekend - have no idea what it was but Gene Hackman, Russell Crowe, Leonardo Dicaprio and Sharon Stone were in it. It was a western with not very good acting...but I sat and watched it anyway...
 
Under what circumstances do you find yourself, as a wet naked man, riding a horse in a pond?

I must know so that I may recreate them and summon Maximus to my pond . . . or Sparky . . . or Henry V - played by Kenneth Branagh . . . or, well you get the point.


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Originally posted by YellowKite:
Under what circumstances do you find yourself, as a wet naked man, riding a horse in a pond?

You'd be surprised. (awkward silence) *cough*


Mmmmmmooooooving on, Gina? Exactly how does one do research for this type of thing? Can't exactly type in "Russel Crowe naked on horseback" can you? Just curious....

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Originally posted by WhackaMole:
that's funny. I was watching this movie on the weekend - have no idea what it was but Gene Hackman, Russell Crowe, Leonardo Dicaprio and Sharon Stone were in it. It was a western with not very good acting...but I sat and watched it anyway...


LOL!!! That film u watched was 'The Quick and The Dead'...........I only hired it out once being a fan of Leo's work........

boy was I wrong on that entire film...it was like...


Sharon Stone: *face down, pulls hat low over her eyes, saloon door bursts open, in walks Bobby with his belt undone and a beard longer than his left leg, raises eyes and glares at him* 'Whaddya doin here Bobby, huh? Thought u was shot dead at the Local Corrall son'
*Head moves down, all ya see is heavy blonde hair erupting round this hat*


Leo DiCap: *making breakfast* 'Good morrow sweet lady (to Sharon)' *while staring at her dressing he flips the entire breakfast in the pan to the ceiling and back - impressive* 'Say today is a good day.....Im feeling lucky......' *big BIG smiles to the camera and Sharon*

Gene Hackman *puts on John Wayne swagger and in Waynes tone says* 'Ya wanna buy some sugar cookie? Whaddya lookin at u pot punk! Get offa ma rifle ting'

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and Mr Russell Crowe

*sits and stares, doing nothing, stares at pints, Saloon walls and the occassional gun pointin his direction*


*sigh*

ANYWAY!!!!!! the only good ting bout that movies was men in cowboy-uniform.......the worst was Leo,,,,,,,,,JAYSUS that outfit was far to big for him..............made him look 10 times younger...........

and the sex scene was taken out for one reason............................

DAMN!!!!!!!!

Bugger!!!!

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Originally posted by mad1:

LOL!!! That film u watched was 'The Quick and The Dead'...........I only hired it out once being a fan of Leo's work........

boy was I wrong on that entire film...it was like...


Sharon Stone: *face down, pulls hat low over her eyes, saloon door bursts open, in walks Bobby with his belt undone and a beard longer than his left leg, raises eyes and glares at him* 'Whaddya doin here Bobby, huh? Thought u was shot dead at the Local Corrall son'
*Head moves down, all ya see is heavy blonde hair erupting round this hat*


Leo DiCap: *making breakfast* 'Good morrow sweet lady (to Sharon)' *while staring at her dressing he flips the entire breakfast in the pan to the ceiling and back - impressive* 'Say today is a good day.....Im feeling lucky......' *big BIG smiles to the camera and Sharon*

Gene Hackman *puts on John Wayne swagger and in Waynes tone says* 'Ya wanna buy some sugar cookie? Whaddya lookin at u pot punk! Get offa ma rifle ting'

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and Mr Russell Crowe

*sits and stares, doing nothing, stares at pints, Saloon walls and the occassional gun pointin his direction*


*sigh*

ANYWAY!!!!!! the only good ting bout that movies was men in cowboy-uniform.......the worst was Leo,,,,,,,,,JAYSUS that outfit was far to big for him..............made him look 10 times younger...........

and the sex scene was taken out for one reason............................

DAMN!!!!!!!!

Bugger!!!!

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YES, that's it - totally bad movie...At first I didn't recognize Russell...figured Gene Hackman can't be that bad huh....yah I was wrong.

Funny thing is I sat there and watched it anyway....
 
Its bad cause there are four brilliant actors in it.............
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naaaah. shit director.....end of story

cheap shit.

created.

ya know?


u loved it really Whacko....yes u did...
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bet u had the popcorn out and was secretly up close to the television screen excited at the 'cowboys-minus -indians' thing.......
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