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Old 04-15-2002, 04:53 AM   #1
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LOL. I met these Americans last week and...LMAO!

LMAO LMAO!!!!!!!!!! I was in The Crown Bar, Belfast last Friday night with couple of male colleagues for a couple of hours and stood outside the booth when these four heads came at me from the booth nearby and yer wee man says, ‘Oh sorry I was shouting to my mate, talking about ur a redhead!’….I says ‘Redhead? Er, don’t tink so!’ And went over to explain its slightly red due to a ‘dye’…………and from there on it was soooooo funny…….
.........So I had two on one side, two on the other, and there was this one who said they were all from New York, and boy was he an eejit, all he went on about was the ‘beautiful girls of Belfast’ and talking about how we could have 10 mins in the booth by ourselves, that the others would leave…….at this point I was like… ….then his mate says, ‘no no…..u know Leo DiCaprio?’…….I says ‘aye’….he goes, ‘Well this is him, this is him’………….I go ………this first guy would not speak a sentance without sexual innuendo.....!!!!!!.then I suggest a photo of all tree of us….I sit on perverts knee for the photo…….he starts rubbing his hand up and down on my skirt….I go and slap his hand……….another tree photos are taken, one of me rushing towards them all with an angry look…………then I hugged the cute ‘hippy’ looking guy saying he reminded me of Salome’s ball, and boy were they confused………….they go ‘who the hell is Salami ball?????’ LMAO LMAO LMAO!!!!!!!

Then I said…..’If and when u go back to NYC give those photos to Tackleberry………they go ‘whos Tackleberry?’ …....LMAO!!!!! I was just rummaging them all along…………….unfort we didn’t understand each others humour………I was like …………………right now they are staying in Dublin, studying…………horny boy wanted my number, I said ‘Uh uh baby’……………..the whole 10 minute ting was hilarious…………..

I tell ya what, now that I have spoken to them, Americans scare me!!!!!!
........AND on my way out, this huge American from San Diego, (been living in Belfast for four years), stopped me and was all fuking lovey dovey with me, holding my hand and asking who I was going home too……..LMAO!!!!! I just pulled my hand away……………he reminded me of Joe Pesci…………he said ‘that ugly little squirt?’…… ………….his eyes and lips only……..
.......But then I went home for dinner!!!!!!!!!
And that’s how my Friday went!!!!!!!!!

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Old 04-15-2002, 10:51 AM   #2
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Oooooohhhh, if those guys only knew what kind of fire they were playin' with! They coulda had their balls broken and wrapped around their necks.
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They coulda had their balls broken and wrapped around their necks.
Oh Maddie-all Yanks aren't like that. Well, I guess some guys are when they're drunk

Well, you probably get lavished w/ all that attention cause you're much prettier than I am.

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LOL!!! Arent you glad you werent there Pub??


GINA!!!!!!! I aint seen u for a while!!!!

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Im glad ur ok, cause ur still important to me for always puttin up Jimmy...
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Thanks for the hug Maddie-I sure need it!



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Gina!!!!!!! How de hecky did u get them that size??????

I have found pics of Jimmy that are minute and wish I could blow them up!!!!!

Thank u anyhow.......*swoon*

BTW u MUST MUST MUST rent 'The Most Fertile Man In Ireland' out, if u can get ur paws on it, it was filmed in Belfast, contains our Jimmy and is very very funny......

Hey girlfriend, I do hope ur okay, what with u saying u needed that hug and all......???????????



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Aw-thanks for the smiles! You make me smile whenever I come here

Just feeling sad and lonely. Could you arrange a hug and kiss from Jude for me?



And Vince too?



And these guys?

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awww, Gina. Feeling a bit like this?


A nice-looking man and a cuddly dog...that's what you need.



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AW-thanks Sula

I have the cuddly dog, I just need the good looking man. I'll take one of these too pretty please



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how bout one of these? *evil grin* gotta love the kilt.


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I like THIS MAN in his kilt too.

Have him washed and brought to my tent immediately

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Ewan!!!!

gee, do ya think we could work out some sort of timeshare arrangement?
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do ya think we could work out some sort of timeshare arrangement?

Why, but of course. Same deal for Edge too.




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*THUD*

Are you trying to KILL me? lol. Sounds like a deal.

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