Lodgepole, Nebraska Superthread

[the tourist]

And I'm going back to work now.
15d

 

[coolian2]

i thought that was neptune?

No you didn't.


Wait, you did.

 

[coolian2]

Sees yous laters Andys

 

[Dalton]

Maya, bring your ass home.

please.

 

[redhotswami]

I think Uranus is further out than Neptune. And I don't care what the bullshit current status of Pluto is. It's a planet to me.

but not according to the planet song

 

[Varitek]

i thought that was neptune?

and it's pluto and neptune that cross orbits sometimes, not neptune and uranus, so i can't even use that excuse

 

[Varitek]

ooooh the verve. bittersweet symphony. i know now! nobody on my network has any ohter verve though

 

[coolian2]

Dear Friend,
I am Mr. TODD WILLIAMS,i am a staffof Natwest
Bank plc London.I havea very urgent business proposal
which I believe will profit the both of us after please
contact me on my privateemail:
(todd_williams90@hotmail.com) % 100 lega
Kind regards,
Mr. TODD WILLIAMS
ACCOUNTS OFFICER

What should i say to this spammer?

 

[Varitek]

What should i say to this spammer?

say you don't do business with platypussies.

 

[redhotswami]

and it's pluto and neptune that cross orbits sometimes, not neptune and uranus, so i can't even use that excuse

i should be ashamed. the only reason i know anything about the planets is because of blue's clues.

 

[Axver]

Sorry I went quiet folks.

Blah on life.

 

[Varitek]

"i want you to put felix's penis on me"

oh ax, is that why you like pt?

 

[Axver]

"i want you to put felix's penis on me"

oh ax, is that why you like pt?

Listen to The Swallows Dance Above The Sun, eh? I love that sun, it's one of the best early tracks and TOTALLY overlooked, but ... that sample is just weird as all hell.

 

[coolian2]

Hello Mr Williams

I am Ian Axver-Varitek.

I am willing to do business with you, but you must know i do not do business with platypuses. I trust you are not a platypus, sir. Please advise ASAP.

Ian

 

[Varitek]

Sorry I went quiet folks.

Blah on life.

listen to ani!

i'm listening to regina spektor's full album for the first time on my own (heard it before when others were playing it)

 

[Axver]

I feel I haven't had a good argument since that little U2 show a few days ago.

Spoiling for a fight, eh? Let's discuss Agalloch vs the Arctic Monkeys.

 

[Axver]

Hello Mr Williams

I am Ian Axver-Varitek.

I am willing to do business with you, but you must know i do not do business with platypuses. I trust you are not a platypus, sir. Please advise ASAP.

Ian

This is classic.

 

[Varitek]

Listen to The Swallows Dance Above The Sun, eh? I love that sun, it's one of the best early tracks and TOTALLY overlooked, but ... that sample is just weird as all hell.

only listened long enough to see if it had album art and fetch it. if i'm gonna get one of those newfangled ipods that browse by album art i want to not have a bunch of blank itunes logos.

ax did you read the thread where i popped my ipod open and fixed it? i was so very proud of myself. though i did dent the case a bit, but it'll be easier to get in next time.

 

[coolian2]

Fingers crossed for a reply

 

[Varitek]

I have a friend who likes Arctic Monkeys but I've never really given them a listen. should I?

 

[Axver]

listen to ani!

i'm listening to regina spektor's full album for the first time on my own (heard it before when others were playing it)

I went to find some of Ani's music but my usual music database isn't working and then I got distracted by some important uni stuff and generally feeling like shit about life.

I don't like Spektor. SheeEeeEE caaAn't siIiiiIIIIiing. Kate tried to force her album upon me last year and it didn't work.

 

[Varitek]

Fingers crossed for a reply

i assume at some point in your internet-browsing-career you've stumbled across the story of the guy who sent a spammer/scammer a fake computer? and the web page that logs people fucking back with spammer/scammers? spcammers? scpammers?

 

[Axver]

only listened long enough to see if it had album art and fetch it. if i'm gonna get one of those newfangled ipods that browse by album art i want to not have a bunch of blank itunes logos.

ax did you read the thread where i popped my ipod open and fixed it? i was so very proud of myself. though i did dent the case a bit, but it'll be easier to get in next time.

I just noticed I wrote "I love that sun", not "that song" ... my mind is elsewhere. I feel fucking nauseous. Anyway. I've never worried about album art. On an iPod I find it too hard to see very well anyway.

Yes, I did see that! Go you!

 

[redhotswami]

she has a mysapce in the meantime, ax

 

[Varitek]

I went to find some of Ani's music but my usual music database isn't working and then I got distracted by some important uni stuff and generally feeling like shit about life.

I don't like Spektor. SheeEeeEE caaAn't siIiiiIIIIiing. Kate tried to force her album upon me last year and it didn't work.

her voice is a little pinched/strained but I kinda like some of this.

listen to ani, if you're bitter you might like her.

 

[coolian2]

i assume at some point in your internet-browsing-career you've stumbled across the story of the guy who sent a spammer/scammer a fake computer? and the web page that logs people fucking back with spammer/scammers? spcammers? scpammers?

I've never looked at them in depth.

If i feel playful i'll string one along for a week then tell them to go fuck themselves or some lie.

 

[coolian2]

Fucking jesus Sri Lanka

 

[Varitek]

haha ax my friend abroad in sydney said "sydney is the most beautiful city i should totally move here"

 

[Axver]

haha ax my friend abroad in sydney said "sydney is the most beautiful city i should totally move here"

But ... Sydney's ugly and nasty! OK, so the Gold Coast is worse, but Sydney's hideous.

Melbourne for the win.

 

[Axver]

Fucking jesus Sri Lanka

This is so predictable, it's ridiculous. Could they NOT read from the script for once?