List of people who must have done some amazingly nice shit in previous lives

[UberBeaver]

1.) Christiano Ronaldo

 

[Zoomerang96]

why him?

 

[UberBeaver]

Cause he's ridiculously skilled, young, rich and good looking. And though I'm not 100% sure on this point - I don't think he's all that bright - which is something to be thankful for when you've got the previous 4 attributes. I figure to get all those qualities he must have had a heap of good karma saved up from previous lives. Know what I mean?

 

[LMP]

2) Elisha Cuthbert

She may have to play characters who get mauled by cougars and get stuck in bear traps, but she gets to look hot as hell while doing it. Hotter than you are, at least.

 

[UberBeaver]

2) Elisha Cuthbert

She may have to play characters who get mauled by cougars and get stuck in bear traps, but she gets to look hot as hell while doing it. Hotter than you are, at least.

Good choice. And I'm going to say that the existence of Elisha Cuthbert proves that probably I wasn't all that bad in a previous life, but the fact that A.) she's from Canada, B.) Not mine and C.) never will be just proves I have a long way to go. But I'm trying, Ringo.

3.) The guy married to Monica Bellucci.

 

[LMP]

Stay cool, Pumpkin.

4) George Lucas

Sure, everyone hates his beared ass now, but he probably has the power to have every Ain't It Cool talkbacker killed. That power alone makes up for the prequels.

 

[UberBeaver]

I'm proud of you, Honey Bunny.

5.) Paris Hilton - Extremely rich and extremely stupid. Pretty much no matter what Life throws at her, she will remain extremely rich and extremely stupid, ie, oblivious. Does life get better? I venture it can not. And she's also "sorta" hot, I guess, but I don't know if that really matters at this point.

 

[No spoken words]

Tell that bitch to chill.

6) James Dolan - Complete and utter moron yet very powerful in the sports and entertainment world, as well as wealthy as fuck. Daddy handed him the keys to Madison Square Garden, and Jimmy keeps fucking up and fucking up, but he's still rich, still owns the "world's most famous arena" and because he was tired of all the local papers taking shots at him, well, he want out and bought Newsday.

 

[RedRocksU2]

7) Dan Castellaneta

1 Million a week now for doing the voices of Homer Simpson, Abraham "Grampa" Simpson, Barney Gumble, Krusty the Clown, Groundskeeper Willie, Mayor Joe Quimby, Hans Moleman, Sideshow Mel, Itchy, Kodos, Arnie Pie, Scott Christian, Squeaky Voiced Teen and other characters

 

[lazarus]

The Dalai Lama?

 

[deep]

I lost my car keys

he lost a country

 

[cobl04]

I'm proud of you, Honey Bunny.

5.) Paris Hilton - Extremely rich and extremely stupid. Pretty much no matter what Life throws at her, she will remain extremely rich and extremely stupid, ie, oblivious. Does life get better? I venture it can not. And she's also "sorta" hot, I guess, but I don't know if that really matters at this point.

A late entrant to the presidential race over in your country now as well, I hear.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

6.) Brad Pitt - I don't think I need to go into too much detail here, he's not too hard on the eyes, he’s extremely talented and he gets to bang Angelina Joile.

 

[swandiver]

George W. Bush

No explanation needed

 

[No spoken words]

6.) Brad Pitt - I don't think I need to go into too much detail here, he's not too hard on the eyes, he’s extremely talented and he gets to bang Angelina Joile.

6 and 7 were already posted, but you decided to take it on back to 6 anyway. Canadian Maths FTW.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

6 and 7 were already posted, but you decided to take it on back to 6 anyway. Canadian Maths FTW.

I refuse to acknowledge either James Dolan or Dan Castellaneta...

 

[No spoken words]

I refuse to acknowledge either James Dolan or Dan Castellaneta...

Thus ensuring your doom.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

ignorance is bliss...

 

[RedRocksU2]

6.)

Phail.

 

[UberBeaver]

Phail.

Canadians don't like to say "eight" because every time they say it, we laugh at them cause it sound like "eh" - they sorta have this weird complex about it.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

You're all off my christmas card list this year...

 

[UberBeaver]

You're all off my christmas card list this year...

And what year is this? Two thousand and.... ?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

ate

 

[UberBeaver]

ate

lol, awwww.

 

[RedRocksU2]

I do not celebrate Christmas, I am Satanic.

 

[LMP]

I do not celebrate Christmas, I am Satanic.

 

[RedRocksU2]

That's me, the tall one.

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

Kevin Federline?

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]