Lindsay Lohan is GOD

[Danospano]

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen, Natalie Portman, Britney Spears, etc have all been members of the "Hot, but Legally I Think Not Club", but the most desirable of all time is Lindsay Lohan. You know...the sassy, redhead from "Mean Girls".

Are you with me, guys?

This chick is soooooooo hot.

Please oh please post some sexy pictures of this young, irresistable young lady. I can't get enough of her...and those freckles!

 

[melon]

So much drama, so little time.

Melon

 

[Basstrap]

meh

 

[RockNRollDawgie]

yawn.......anybody wanna a milk shake?

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

anyone heard the new Ash album? tres terrific.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

i should ask her for a pony in that case

 

[Pinball Wizard]

Dan it looks like this thread has turned sour.

We've all had that happen at one time or another.

It's a hard decision, but I'm taking you out.

We're putting a Krispy Kreme in your stead.

 

[arw]

who is Lindsay Lohan anyways?

wait....

nevermind. I don't think I want to know.

 

[Salome]

can't say I know her either
if I could pick Lohan would be my last name though

 

[zoney!]

^ that is the POST OF TH WEEK!!!!!

Is Krispy a left-hander or right?

* checks scorecard

 

[Hewson]

Considering how far Krispy Kreme's stock has fallen recently, Dan may have to go back to double A for quite some time.

 

[U2Kitten]

I have nothing against her, but this girl is 17 and already looks 30. I feel sorry for her when she really is 30, or older

 

[~LadyLemon~]

Wrong--Clapton is God!

 

[Danospano]

No. Technically Ray Charles is God.

Why you ask?

God is Love....
Love is Blind...
Ray Charles is Blind....
Ray Charles is God.

Anyway, Lindsay Lohan is a knockout, and I can't remember when I was so smitten by a celebrity as I am with Ms. Lohan. However, if nobody knows who she is, I will resign myself to the KrispyKreme donut stand....(sigh)...wait a minute....can I serve donuts to the Ms. Lohan? ehhhh?

 

[Bonochick]

No. Technically Ray Charles is God.

Why you ask?

God is Love....
Love is Blind...
Ray Charles is Blind....
Ray Charles is God.

Oh my gosh.

 

[Pinball Wizard]

Dan,

your logic has equated Sir Thomas Dolby to God.

you've completed my life's work.

 

[Danospano]

That's what I do.

The goal is soul.

Oh wait, no...the goal is to boink Lindsay Lohan or someone that's as sweet and lovable...and has lots of freckles....

 

[DaveC]

mmmm....Lindsay Lohan...

I tried to post a couple pictures but they didn't work. Oh well.

Anyways, has anyone seen the new video where Hilary Duff sings with her sister?

Her sister is so much hotter than her.

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

is Hilary Duff related to that incomparable Irish wizard Damien Duff?

or better still

Duff Man!

 

[Danospano]

I'll let Buff Man take that question. Mr. Buff...?

"Ohhhhhh No! Hiliary Duff is of no blood relation to Buff Man...ohhhh YEAH!"

Thank you Buff Man.

Now, let's get back to Lindsay Lohan. Did you know she was god?

"Ohhhh YEAH!...Buff Man will get her drunk any time! Ohhhh YEAH!"

Buff Man, that's not very nice! Now she'll never get anywhere NEAR you!

"Buff Man is denied..."

 

[meegannie]

Yay for guys liking girls with freckles.

My appreciation for Danospano has risen.

 

[Naya]

That girl is NOT 17! Im 23 and she looks older than me. She's pretty though.

 

[Justified]

actually she is 17 and will be 18 in July.

I can't believe how teenage girls look these days. It is scary. When I was 17 I could pass as a 21 year old but that was only because I was using my sister's id who looks a lot like me. I thought that I looked more like 11 than 17.

 

[DaveC]

No. Technically Ray Charles is God.

Why you ask?

God is Love....
Love is Blind...
Ray Charles is Blind....
Ray Charles is God.

Wow...that was interesting timing.

 

[Hewson]

Wow...that was interesting timing.

Yeah now he can hang with God.

 

[jesseu2]

i too like girls with freckles theres this girl i been hanging out with who has a bunch, woo hoo

 

[BrownEyedBoy]

Yeah, she's great...

someone please some post pics hehe

 

[RockNRollDawgie]

hmm........let's mine the harbor