lewis black

[Headache in a Suitcase]

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

yes i know that was pointless... but i'm listening to his black on broadway show right now, and it's really the only thing i could think of to express the brillance that is the lew man

 

[melon]

I saw him live in Toronto. It's odd how a comedian can have so much political common sense...lol.

Melon

 

[Sicy]

Didnt he used to post here

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Didnt he used to post here

are you mixing lewis black up with the edge?

 

[Sicy]

No

 

[Sicy]

http://forum.interference.com/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=27273

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

http://forum.interference.com/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=27273

he's lewis black like this guy is... well...

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

"you know what i would have done with that money? i would have hired a young girl in her early 20s. i'd pay her a remarkable salary. i woudl give her the best pension and benefits that money could buy. i'd give her health insurance. and she would be... my personal... ball washer.

there's nothing sexual about this. i think if you're an important person, and you want to show off to other important people, what would be better than having a girl walking in front of you rinsing and scrubbing, rinsing and scrubbing. scrub scrub, rinse rinse, scrub scrub, rinse rinse. because I am an important C.E.O., and my nuts should be clean."

 

[melon]

http://forum.interference.com/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=27273

My detective skills figured out who he really was.

Melon

 

[JOFO]

his bit about hiding under your desk at school in the 1950's in case of an atomic bomb is absolutley priceless.
I think I wet the couch.

 

[Doozer61]

he's lewis black like this guy is... well...

 

[diamond]

i knew who lewis black was too.

db9

 

[JOFO]

i knew who lewis black was too.

db9

so what?

 

[unforgettableFOXfire]

Lewis Black is my hero... okay... well maybe not 'hero' but he's awesome.

 

[daygloeyes2]

His book Nothing's Sacred is hilarious.

 

[timothius]

Lewis is amazing! Absolutely Amazing!

 

[Shawn Bonneau]

I met Lewis Black last December. He is really cool.

SMB

 

[DeadMansParty]

" niquil, it comes in red and green, and its the only thing on this earth, that tastes like red and green"!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

and what are red and green? that's right... christmas colors. ny-quil makes a dandy egg nog

 

[timothius]

If it werent for that horse.... I wouldn't have spent that year at college.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

"Music is like a drug that goes in your ear, and when it's in your ear you get a vision... like that first time you hear a love song with that special someone, and then every time you hear that song you think of that special someone... and then two years later, after you've broken up, you're sitting in a bar... and that same song comes on and you're like son of a bitch... I'll have a Jager."

 

[DeadMansParty]

If it werent for that horse.... I wouldn't have spent that year at college.

I love that line too

 

[elevation2u]

i love the Back in Black section in the daily show, simply hilarious

 

[HeartlandGirl]

If it werent for that horse.... I wouldn't have spent that year at college.