Alright! Excellent! The story is called
* U2 4 Life *
grace's story
Once upon a time in Dublin, there was a
fast bunch of lads that decided to start a band. The first name they came up with for the band was
Toaster. The second was
Bubble until they finally settled on U2. Larry seemed to be the
hot member of the band. That's probly why all the girls liked him. He in fact has
2 girlfriends! The rest of the band was pretty jealous. But by the year 2001 they had reached their ultimate stardom. Girls were all over them pulling on thier
ties And trying to kiss them on their
bellybuttons even! They maintain their composure very well and even give the fans
ladybugs sometimes. The craziest fan is a girl named
Calluna. She has followed them everywhere, going as far as
attracting them in their hotel room. There was once even a guy we'll call 'Stage Boy' who decided to bombard Bono while he was onstage. Stage Boy is very
careless. Some people also think he is very
seductive. He has a
monkey that drinks
chlorine bleach! Anyway, U2 loves all their fans like they love
pot brownies, and will continue to play music for
77 years.
Nice grace!!
Bonochick's story
Once upon a time in Dublin, there was a
sparkly bunch of lads that decided to start a band. The first name they came up with for the band was
Trabant. The second was
Stage until they finally settled on U2. Larry seemed to be the
bubbly member of the band. That's probly why all the girls liked him. He in fact has
361 girlfriends! The rest of the band was pretty jealous. But by the year 2001 they had reached their ultimate stardom. Girls were all over them pulling on thier
parkas. And trying to kiss them on their
knees even! They maintain their composure very well and even give the fans
lemons sometimes. The craziest fan is a girl named
POP Whore. She has followed them everywhere, going as far as
spitting on them in their hotel room. There was once even a guy we'll call 'Stage Boy' who decided to bombard Bono while he was onstage. Stage Boy is very
chewy. Some people also think he is very
light. He has a
monkey that drinks
beer! Anyway, U2 loves all their fans like they love
brownies, and will continue to play music for
37 years.
Nice. lmao at both of these stories!!
And finally...
crystalcrowe's story
Once upon a time in Dublin, there was a
bizarre bunch of lads that decided to start a band. The first name they came up with for the band was
Cake. The second was
Alarm Clock until they finally settled on U2. Larry seemed to be the
chunky member of the band. That's probly why all the girls liked him. He in fact has
56,535,346 girlfriends! The rest of the band was pretty jealous. But by the year 2001 they had reached their ultimate stardom. Girls were all over them pulling on thier
overcoats. And trying to kiss them on their
ears even! They maintain their composure very well and even give the fans
windows sometimes. The craziest fan is a girl named
U2girl. She has followed them everywhere, going as far as
bitching at them in their hotel room. There was once even a guy we'll call 'Stage Boy' who decided to bombard Bono while he was onstage. Stage Boy is very
elusive. Some people also think he is very
fragrant. He has a
ocelot that drinks
champagne! Anyway, U2 loves all their fans like they love
ice cream sundaes, and will continue to play music for
0 years.
Damn my stomach hurts!!!
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