Lets play U2 mad libs!

[ABEL]

Harley Davidson bunnies

well g'nite...*doesn't think too many people are replying at this hour* lol

*hugs* cya tomorrow

 

[SweetOnU2]

a number= 8
a letter= L
noun=Cat
adjective=kissing
color= red
plural noun=Tulips
adjective= black
name of person=Bono
a number=28
adjective=Sexy
noun=banana
adjective=gigantic
noun=apple
adjective=nutty
a number= 69
another number=589
verb ending in s= hikes
adjective ending in "ist"= Sexiest
noun= Donkey
article of clothing= bra
plural noun=boats
adjective ending in "ist"= funniest
noun=lips
name of person= Larry
a number=89
another number=51
adjective ending in "ist"= craziest
a name of a singer= Eddie Vedder
plural noun= bunnies
noun=bed
plural noun=monkeys
adverb=cheerful
name of person= Monica
a number=15893285698565896

 

[christiana]

a number= 33
a letter= Z
noun=carpet
adjective= funky
color= violet
plural noun= roses
adjective= cold
name of person= christiana
a number= 1
adjective= hot
noun= kitte
adjective= transparent
noun= hair
adjective= hairy
a number= 987
another number=3
verb ending in s= lemons
adjective ending in "ist" = biggest
noun= tissue
article of clothing= pants
plural noun= fans
adjective ending in "ist"= happest
noun= heart
name of person= Salomey
a number= 5
another number=16
adjective ending in "ist"= highest
a name of a singer= Bono
plural noun= smilies
noun= mirror
plural noun= letters
adverb= lovely
name of person= manda
a number=2

 

[Sicy]

a number= 420
a letter= J
noun= heart
adjective= sarcastic
color= blue
plural noun= crack balls
adjective= watered down
name of person= daafish
a number= 9
adjective= playful
noun= boofus
adjective= sheltered
noun= noodle
adjective= drunk
a number= 30
another number= 926
verb ending in s= kills
adjective ending in "ist"= craziest
noun= cell phone
article of clothing= bra
plural noun= lemons
adjective ending in "ist"= funkiest
noun= hoochie
name of person= Sicy
a number= 4
another number= 15
adjective ending in "ist"= dumbest
a name of a singer= Gwen Stefani
plural noun= boobs
noun= dj
plural noun= ice cubes
adverb= sexily
name of person= Bono
a number= 1,689

 

[meegannie]

I

a number= 23
a letter= Q
noun= fairy
adjective= cold
color= periwinkle
plural noun= penguins
adjective= furry
name of person= Meggy
a number= 11
adjective= gheto
noun= picture
adjective= insane
noun= monkey
adjective= super
a number= 2
another number= 10,000
verb ending in s= clowns
adjective ending in "ist"= smartest
noun= flower
article of clothing= hat
plural noun= bears
adjective ending in "ist"= loveliest
noun= reject box
name of person= Adam
a number= 72
another number= 80
adjective ending in "ist"= cutest
a name of a singer= Ed Harcourt
plural noun= kitties
noun= video
plural noun= songs
adverb= funnily
name of person= Question Head
a number= 54[/QUOTE]

 

[Sicy]

Boy she's gonna have a LOT of work to do.

meggy.. question head? lmao

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

Mini Fly?s story

Descriptions of the band members in C13

-Bono-
Bono is the lead guitar of the band. He is known for his hairy red eyes although he usually hides them behind feet. Other women love his pudgy hair from the Joshua Tree era. Despite his fame he has been married to his wife Larry for 8 years. Bono is also involved in many thin social causes.

-The Edge
The Edge plays lead dog in the band. He is always seen sporting a shiny glass on his head due to his ruddy hairline. The Edge has 69 kids and has been married 56 times. Bono often kisses Edge on stage. The Edge is the funniest member of the band.

-Adam
Adam Clayton plays the shades. He is known to wear underoos and collect hotpants. Adam is often described as the sexiest member of the band, and is almost always seen with leather hanging out of the corner of his mouth. Adam was once engaged to Chelsea, but it didn?t work out. Adam turned 14 this year.

-Larry
At age 38 Larry Mullen Jr. is the coolest member of the band. He loves Bono and Harley Davidson keys. He started the band by posting a nose on the school?s bulletin board. Larry plays the desks in the band and is quickly seen smiling. Larry lives with his long time girlfriend Shannon and they have 138 children together.

ABEL?s story

Descriptions of the band members in A32

-Bono-
Bono is the lead bird of the band. He is known for his glittering blue eyes although he usually hides them behind flowers. Other women love his purple hair from the Joshua Tree era. Despite his fame he has been married to his wife Andrew for 12 years. Bono is also involved in many hot social causes.

-The Edge
The Edge plays lead pizza in the band. He is always seen sporting a small carrot on his head due to his cool hairline. The Edge has 101 kids and has been married 1000 times. Bono often bites Edge on stage. The Edge is the happiest member of the band.

-Adam
Adam Clayton plays the cow. He is known to wear pants and collect cars. Adam is often described as the huggiest member of the band, and is almost always seen with a lollipop hanging out of the corner of his mouth. Adam was once engaged to Benny, but it didn?t work out. Adam turned 37 this year.

-Larry
At age 51 Larry Mullen Jr. is the prettiest member of the band. He loves natalie Merchant and Harley Davidson bunnies. He started the band by posting a pencil on the school?s bulletin board. Larry plays the gummi bears in the band and is colorfully seen smiling. Larry lives with his long time girlfriend Jessica and they have 200 children together.

SweetOnU2?s Story

Descriptions of the band members in L8

-Bono-
Bono is the lead cat of the band. He is known for his kissing red eyes although he usually hides them behind tulips. Other women love his black hair from the Joshua Tree era. Despite his fame he has been married to his wife Bono for 28 years. Bono is also involved in many sexy social causes.

-The Edge
The Edge plays lead banana in the band. He is always seen sporting a gigantic apple on his head due to his nutty hairline. The Edge has 69 kids and has been married 589 times. Bono often hikes Edge on stage. The Edge is the sexiest member of the band.

-Adam
Adam Clayton plays the donkey. He is known to wear bras and collect boats. Adam is often described as the funniest member of the band, and is almost always seen with lips hanging out of the corner of his mouth. Adam was once engaged to Larry, but it didn?t work out. Adam turned 89 this year.

-Larry
At age 51 Larry Mullen Jr. is the craziest member of the band. He loves Eddie Vedder and Harley Davidson bunnies. He started the band by posting a bed on the school?s bulletin board. Larry plays the monkeys in the band and is cheerfully seen smiling. Larry lives with his long time girlfriend Monica and they have 15833285698565896 children together.

Sicy?s Story

Descriptions of the band members in J420

-Bono-
Bono is the lead heart of the band. He is known for his sarcastic blue eyes although he usually hides them behind crack balls. Other women love his playful hair from the Joshua Tree era. Despite his fame he has been married to his wife Daafish for 9 years. Bono is also involved in many playful social causes.

-The Edge
The Edge plays lead boofus in the band. He is always seen sporting a sheltered noodle on his head due to his drunk hairline. The Edge has 30 kids and has been married 926 times. Bono often kills Edge on stage. The Edge is the craziest member of the band.

-Adam
Adam Clayton plays the cell phone. He is known to wear bras and collect lemons. Adam is often described as the funkiest member of the band, and is almost always seen with a hoochie hanging out of the corner of his mouth. Adam was once engaged to Sicy, but it didn?t work out. Adam turned 4 this year.

-Larry
At age 15 Larry Mullen Jr. is the dumbest member of the band. He loves Gwen Stephani and Harley Davidson boobs. He started the band by posting a dj on the school?s bulletin board. Larry plays the ice cubes in the band and is sexily seen smiling. Larry lives with his long time girlfriend Bono and they have 1689 children together.

Christina?s Story

Descriptions of the band members in Z33

-Bono-
Bono is the lead carpet of the band. He is known for his funky violet eyes although he usually hides them behind roses. Other women love his cold hair from the Joshua Tree era. Despite his fame he has been married to his wife Christina for 1 year. Bono is also involved in many hot social causes.

-The Edge
The Edge plays lead kittie in the band. He is always seen sporting a transparent hair on his head due to his hairy hairline. The Edge has 987 kids and has been married 3 times. Bono often lemons Edge on stage. The Edge is the biggest member of the band.

-Adam
Adam Clayton plays the tissue. He is known to wear pants and collect fans. Adam is often described as the happiest member of the band, and is almost always seen with a heart hanging out of the corner of his mouth. Adam was once engaged to Salomey, but it didn?t work out. Adam turned 5 this year.

-Larry
At age 16 Larry Mullen Jr. is the highest member of the band. He loves Bono and Harley Davidson smilies. He started the band by posting a mirror on the school?s bulletin board. Larry plays the letters in the band and is lovely seen smiling. Larry lives with his long time girlfriend Manda and they have 2 children together.

meegannie?s Story

Descriptions of the band members in Q23

-Bono-
Bono is the lead fairy of the band. He is known for his cold periwinkle eyes although he usually hides them behind penguins. Other women love his furry hair from the Joshua Tree era. Despite his fame he has been married to his wife Meggy for 11 years. Bono is also involved in many ghetto social causes.

-The Edge
The Edge plays lead picture in the band. He is always seen sporting a insane monkey on his head due to his super hairline. The Edge has 2 kids and has been married 10,000 times. Bono often clowns Edge on stage. The Edge is the smartest member of the band.

-Adam
Adam Clayton plays the flower. He is known to wear hats and collect bears. Adam is often described as the loveliest member of the band, and is almost always seen with a reject box hanging out of the corner of his mouth. Adam was once engaged to Adam, but it didn?t work out. Adam turned 72 this year.

-Larry
At age 80 Larry Mullen Jr. is the cutest member of the band. He loves Ed Harcourt and Harley Davidson kitties. He started the band by posting a video on the school?s bulletin board. Larry plays the songs in the band and is funnily seen smiling. Larry lives with his long time girlfriend Question Head and they have 54 children together.

 

[Sicy]

omc

-Bono-
He is known for his sarcastic blue eyes although he usually hides them behind crack balls.

Despite his fame he has been married to his wife Daafish for 9 years.

The Edge plays lead boofus in the band.

Adam Clayton plays the cell phone. He is known to wear bras and collect lemons. Adam is often described as the funkiest member of the band, and is almost always seen with a hoochie hanging out of the corner of his mouth.

At age 15 Larry Mullen Jr. is the dumbest member of the band.

Larry lives with his long time girlfriend Bono and they have 1689 children together.

LMAO !!

Good ones Shannon!!

 

[meegannie]

-Adam
Adam Clayton plays the shades. He is known to wear underoos and collect hotpants. Adam is often described as the sexiest member of the band, and is almost always seen with leather hanging out of the corner of his mouth. Adam was once engaged to Chelsea, but it didn?t work out. Adam turned 14 this year.

Why does that sound SO realistic???

 

[Truly]

Adam Clayton plays the tissue. He is known to wear pants and collect fans.

Bono is the lead fairy of the band.

He is always seen sporting a insane monkey on his head due to his super hairline.

That was hilarious Shannon! I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!

Bono often kills Edge on stage.

 

[Ana]

can I have mine???

a number= 12
a letter= A
noun= pig
adjective= warm
color= red
plural noun= baskets
adjective= sensational
name of person= Ana
a number= 24
adjective= happy
noun= door
adjective= bitchy
noun= satin
adjective= mini
a number= 45
another number= 1982
verb ending in s= kicks
adjective ending in "ist"= racist
noun= finger
article of clothing= sock
plural noun= waters
adjective ending in "ist"= socialist
noun= plant
name of person= Larry
a number= 12
another number= 40
adjective ending in "ist"= sensationalist
a name of a singer= Alanis Morissette
plural noun= balloons
noun= hand
plural noun= plates
adverb= rapidly
name of person= Joshua
a number= 30

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

Ana?s Story

Descriptions of the band members in A12

-Bono-
Bono is the lead pig of the band. He is known for his warm red eyes although he usually hides them behind basketballs. Other women love his sensational hair from the Joshua Tree era. Despite his fame he has been married to his wife Ana for 24 years. Bono is also involved in many happy social causes.

-The Edge
The Edge plays lead door in the band. He is always seen sporting a bitchy satin on his head due to his mini hairline. The Edge has 45 kids and has been married 1982 times. Bono often kicks Edge on stage. The Edge is the racist ( ) member of the band.

-Adam
Adam Clayton plays the finger. He is known to wear socks and collect waters. Adam is often described as the socialist member of the band, and is almost always seen with a plant hanging out of the corner of his mouth. Adam was once engaged to Larry, but it didn?t work out. Adam turned 12 this year.

-Larry
At age 40 Larry Mullen Jr. is the sensationalist member of the band. He loves Alanis Morissette and Harley Davidson ballons. He started the band by posting a hand on the school?s bulletin board. Larry plays the plates in the band and is rapidly seen smiling. Larry lives with his long time girlfriend Joshua and they have 30 children together.

 

[Ana]

HiLARRYous!!!!!!!!!

 

[SweetOnU2]

SweetOnU2?s Story

Descriptions of the band members in L8



-The Edge
The Edge plays lead banana in the band. He is always seen sporting a gigantic apple on his head due to his nutty hairline. The Edge has 69 kids and has been married 589 times. Bono often hikes Edge on stage. The Edge is the sexiest member of the band.

-Adam
Adam Clayton plays the donkey. He is known to wear bras and collect boats. Adam is often described as the funniest member of the band, and is almost always seen with lips hanging out of the corner of his mouth. Adam was once engaged to Larry, but it didn?t work out. Adam turned 89 this year.

-Larry
At age 51 Larry Mullen Jr. is the craziest member of the band. He loves Eddie Vedder and Harley Davidson bunnies. He started the band by posting a bed on the school?s bulletin board. Larry plays the monkeys in the band and is cheerfully seen smiling. Larry lives with his long time girlfriend Monica and they have 15833285698565896 children together.

[/B]

LMAO Hilarious! OMG, Larry and I are pretty bussy to have all those children! LMAO

 

[Giant Lemon]

Those were hilarious!!!

I don't know if anyone's up for more mad libs, but I have one from a mad lib book for you. It's not U2 related, so you'll have to add U2ey words if you want it to be.

person in room (female)=
noun=
adjective=
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another person in room=
adjective=
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plural noun=
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person in room (male)=

 

[Sicy]

person in room (female)= Giant Lemon
noun= asstrap
adjective= funky
adjective= mushy
another person in room= Sicy
adjective= crazy
adjective= hairy
plural noun= accents
adjective= suave
adjective= lucious
adjective= frozen
adjective= bitch-ass
adjective= rejected
adjective= honary
adjective= elevated
adjective= confused
adjective= bleeding
noun= trabant
adverb= seductively
person in room (male)= z edge

 

[Giant Lemon]

a (secret) letter from an admirer

It doesn't seem like anyone else is going to respond tonight, so here you go, Sicy!

Dear Miss Giant Lemon,

You may not recall my asstrap, but I met you at the funky cocktail party given by our mushy friend, Sicy. We had a crazy talk about hairy accents, and I was impressed by your suave conversation and your grasp of the lucious situation. Also, I was very much attracted by your frozen eyes, your bitch-ass little chin, and your rejected teeth. If you'll pardon me for seeming honary, I was fascinated by your elevated walk and by your confused figure. I hope I made a bleeding impression and that we can get together for a nice trabant next week.

Seductively yours,
z edge

 

[Giant Lemon]

i love my bitch-ass chin

Here's another one- it's entitled "description of a wedding."

adjective=
adjective=
person in room (female)=
person in room (male)=
adverb=
adjective=
noun=
adjective=
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adjective=
noun=
adjective=
noun=
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plural noun=
geographical location=
adverb=

 

[ABEL]

i hate coming up with adjectives

adjective=blurry
adjective=hot
person in room (female)=ILuvLarryMullen
person in room (male)=The Wanderer
adverb=quietly
adjective=cold
noun=hat
adjective=slimy
adjective=purple
adjective=silly
noun=flower
adjective=extravigant
noun=clown
adjective=sad
adjective=happy
adjective=devilish
adjective=sultry
plural noun=poppies
geographical location=Larry's house
adverb=loudly

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

adjective=hairy
adjective=crunchy
person in room (female)=ABEL
person in room (male)=DEATHBEAR
adverb=quietly
adjective=elevated
noun=Lemon
adjective=leathery
adjective=craptastic
adjective=snotty
noun=mullet
adjective=horney
noun=smilie
adjective=pale
adjective=chunky
adjective=squishy
adjective=lovely
plural noun=moobs
geographical location=the random thread
adverb=sexily

 

[Sicy]

i love my bitch-ass chin

 

[zooropamanda]

Larry lives with his long time girlfriend Manda and they have 2 children together.

 

[Giant Lemon]

sorry for the slow response!

ABEL's

The blurry wedding yesterday afternoon between hot ILuvLarryMullen and her groom, The Wanderer, was carried off quietly. The bride wore a long cold hat with slimy edging and a purple neckline. At the end of the silly ceremony, there wasn't a dry flower in the place. Later, at the reception, the bride's mother said, "The groom is an extravagent man, just the type of clown we wanted for our sad daughter." The happy couple left midst a flurry of devilish congratulations, to spend a sultry honeymoon visiting poppies in Larry's house. They are sure to live loudly for many years.


ILuvLarryMullen's

The hairy wedding yesterday afternoon between crunchy ABEL and her groom, deathbear, was carried off quietly. The bride wore a long elevated lemon with leathery edging and a craptastic neckline. At the end of the snotty ceremony, there wasn't a dry mullet in the place. Later, at the reception, the bride's mother said, "The groom is a horny man, just the type of smilie we wanted for our pale daughter." The chunky couple left midst a flurry of squishy congratulations, to spend a lovely honeymoon visiting moobs in the random thread. They are sure to live sexily for many years.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

, there wasn't a dry mullet in the place. Later, at the reception, the bride's mother said, "The groom is a horny man, just the type of smilie we wanted for our pale daughter."

a lovely honeymoon visiting moobs in the random thread

that's the funniest thing I heard all day!

a sultry honeymoon visiting poppies in Larry's house

ooooh, I get to visit Larry's house. Looks like I'll be cheating on the Wanderer before we even get home hehehe