fun with san jose mercury horoscopes!
ILuvLarryMullen
Your horoscope reads.....
You are a hairy fly, possibly were separated psychologically from wine glasses because of your lumpy views. You are capable of laughing for ultimate purpose of typing. Taurus, Leo, and Scorpio natives play orange roles in your life. October will be your most shiny, moist, and ridiculous month of the year.
Sicy
Your horoscope reads.....
You are a Studalicious Stripper, possibly were separated psychologically from ratcakes because of your moldy views. You are capable of licking for ultimate purpose of kissing. Taurus, Leo, and Scorpio natives play cute roles in your life. October will be your most fucked up, tough, and sexy month of the year.