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Originally posted by grace:
ok here goes....this one is definitely U2 related. I'll wait for 2 or 3 replies before posting the story. Have fun!

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verb: schmooze
verb: swagger
verb ending in ?ing?: playing
name of female celebrity: Christy Turlington
name of city: New York
type of building: skyscraper
noun: vinyl
type or name of vehicle: Jalopy
animal: monkey
verb ending with ?ing?: scratching
noun: guitar
verb ending in ?ing?: riding
adjective: yellow
verb (motion) ending in ?ing?: drinking
name of Amusement Park: EuroDisney
time of day: three o'clock in the morning
body part: pinky
adjective: slick
adjective: rusty
noun: gun
academic subject: social warfare
noun, plural: CDs

See, I can be clean...
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Originally posted by SicilianGoddess:

verb: suck
verb licking
name of female celebrity: Lisa Kudrow
name of city: Potawatame
type of building: warehouse

So I'm thinking... Lisa Kudrow in a porno remake of Pocahontas on a cheap warehouse set... aw nevermind...
 
I'm sorry Salami dammit.. I dont want to wait for you.
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Bonochick's Story

"Contest"

Now is your chance to enter this hornycontest. Anyone, and we mean anyone, can enter this lemon-fresh contest. Just follow these sexy rules:

Write down in 40 words or less why you think that Salome should be elected "Mirrorball of the Year." Remember he doesnt not know that you think so sour of him. First prize will be a deluxe three-speed boot, plus a year's supply of lemons. Second prize is a 21-foot elevator. Third prize is a full-color buffalo, plus a set of devils. Each entry must be accompanied by a stamped, self-addressed beanie. Decision of the sunrises will be announced in 1960 and will be final. In the event of a tie, duplicate televisions will be awarded.


crystalcrow's Story

"Contest"

Now is your chance to enter this lemonycontest. Anyone, and we mean anyone, can enter this grandoise contest. Just follow these thick rules:

Write down in 1,297,454,454 words or less why you think that Johnny Swallow should be elected "Sheep of the Year." Remember he doesnt not know that you think so scathingly of him. First prize will be a deluxe three-speed television, plus a year's supply of poptarts. Second prize is a 21-foot mailbox. Third prize is a full-color goat cheese, plus a set of pants. Each entry must be accompanied by a stamped, self-addressed chocolate cake. Decision of the hats will be announced in 1982 and will be final. In the event of a tie, duplicate boxes will be awarded.

Hahhahhaa!
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Some Days Are Slippy, Other Days Are Sloppy

Sicy's Website
 
*lmao* I liked those, Sicy!!!
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"I Don't Know You, But You Don't Know The Half Of It..."
 
verb: kiss
verb: smack
verb ending in ?ing?: rubbing
name of female celebrity: Jennifer Lopez
name of city: Marsellies
type of building: skyscraper
noun: cheese
type or name of vehicle: VW Beetle
animal: frog
verb ending with ?ing?: crying
noun: toilet bowl
verb ending in ?ing?: pissing
adjective: mousy
verb (motion) ending in ?ing?: jumping
name of Amusement Park: EuroDisney
time of day: late afternoon
body part: cheeks
adjective: puffy
adjective: slimy
noun: microwave
academic subject: Multivariate Calculus
noun, plural: kittens

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Come visit!
http://www.envy.nu/crystalcrowe

"Everyone here say spit, spit, spit, spit, spit...SING DAMMIT!!" (Greg Proops)

[This message has been edited by crystalcrowe (edited 10-16-2001).]
 
Originally posted by SicilianGoddess:
GO! And I will not post the stories until Salami gives me some words!!
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excellent

(oops that's only one word)

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Salome
Shake it, shake it, shake it
 
These are great!! Thanks to the 3 of you for playing!

Sicy?s story

Now that U2 is back on the road again, the men of U2 are more occupied than ever. Between gigs, band members like to suck and lick in order to get their minds off of performing for a little while. On days off, Adam is known to spend hours on end thrashing with celebrities like Lisa Kudrow in Potawatame and then retreating to his private warehouse with nothing but cheese bread! Larry on the other hand, prefers to spend days off seeking a bit of adventure out in his Mustang or in the woods with his pet ferret, followed by quiet evenings smoking with his toilet. These days Bono seems to be so busy with humanitarian projects that he isn?t left with much time to devote to personal recreation. When he does have free time, he?s been spotted doing everything from kissing in public parks with jealous women to kicking through Magic Mountain at noon completely naked! Life on the road can be really hard. But not if you?re the Edge, who seems to have his elbow on just about anything and everything these days. Besides being a talented member of the band, he is currently writing a book called The Flaming Tattoo Project, a horticultural treatise on scented candles of the Western Hemisphere.

theSoulfulMofo?s story

Now that U2 is back on the road again, the men of U2 are more occupied than ever. Between gigs, band members like to schmooze and swagger in order to get their minds off of performing for a little while. On days off, Adam is known to spend hours on end playing with celebrities like Christy Turlington in New York and then retreating to his private skyscraper with nothing but vinyl! Larry on the other hand, prefers to spend days off seeking a bit of adventure out in his Jalopy or in the woods with his pet monkey, followed by quiet evenings scratching with his guitar. These days Bono seems to be so busy with humanitarian projects that he isn?t left with much time to devote to personal recreation. When he does have free time, he?s been spotted doing everything from riding in public parks with yellow women to drinking through EuroDisney at three o?clock in the morning completely naked! Life on the road can be really hard. But not if you?re the Edge, who seems to have his pinky on just about anything and everything these days. Besides being a slick member of the band, he is currently writing a book called The Rusty Gun Project, a social welfare treatise on CDs of the Western Hemisphere.

crystalcrowe?s story

Now that U2 is back on the road again, the men of U2 are more occupied than ever. Between gigs, band members like to kiss and smack in order to get their minds off of performing for a little while. On days off, Adam is known to spend hours on end rubbing with celebrities like Jennifer Lopez in Marsellies and then retreating to his private skyscraper with nothing but cheese! Larry on the other hand, prefers to spend days off seeking a bit of adventure out in his VW Beetle or in the woods with his pet frog, followed by quiet evenings crying with his toilet bowl. These days Bono seems to be so busy with humanitarian projects that he isn?t left with much time to devote to personal recreation. When he does have free time, he?s been spotted doing everything from pissing in public parks with mousy women to jumping through EuroDisney at late afternoon completely naked! Life on the road can be really hard. But not if you?re the Edge, who seems to have his cheeks on just about anything and everything these days. Besides being a puffy member of the band, he is currently writing a book called The Slimy Microwave Project, a Physics treatise on kittens of the Western Hemisphere.
 
Bring It ON!!!

Up, I love the power of words, nouns and verbs
The pen and the sword, liquid stick on award
No folklore or myths in my penmanship
The Panther Scholar Warriors is what I present, uh
Verbally decapitating those against a
Jihad words make sense
You gots to get up on your vocab, you gots to have vocab
Letters makes words, and sentences makes paragraphs


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crap

I cant find my mad lib book anymore!

:banghead:

I'll have to make up a story.
 
ILuvLarryMullen said:
*volunteers her mad lib book*

Ok feel free to do one if you want but I think I made a story.
I'll wait for at least 2 or 3 replies before posting the story.

Name of someone on forum =
Someone else on forum =
Verb past tense =
Plural Noun =
Someone else on forum =
Number =
Plural Noun =
Verb =
Type of food =
Animal, plural =
Another Animal, plural =
Someone else on forum =
U2 song =
Noun =
Someone else on forum =
Noun =
 
Name of someone on forum = Me!
Someone else on forum =abel
Verb past tense =sang
Plural Noun =sticks
Someone else on forum =diamond
Number = 69
Plural Noun = lightbulbs
Verb = kick
Type of food =cheese
Animal, plural = donkeys
Another Animal, plural = gophers
Someone else on forum =sicy
U2 song = An Cat Dubh
Noun =brick
Someone else on forum =wanderer
Noun =pencil
 
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Name of someone on forum = Salome
Someone else on forum = Deathbear
Verb past tense = danced
Plural Noun = ducks
Someone else on forum = Basstrap
Number = 1
Plural Noun = sparkly shoes
Verb = sing
Type of food = Thai food
Animal, plural = horses
Another Animal, plural = bears
Someone else on forum = Sicy
U2 song = Discotheque
Noun = duck
Someone else on forum = daafish
Noun = pizza
 
I'm waiting for ms mullen to give me the missing word.

Unless you'd like to volunteer it if you are impatient ABEL.

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Sicy said:
I'm waiting for ms mullen to give me the missing word.

Unless you'd like to volunteer it if you are impatient ABEL.

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Originally posted by ABEL
Name of someone on forum = Salome
Someone else on forum = Deathbear
Verb past tense = danced
Plural Noun = ducks
Someone else on forum = Basstrap
Number = 1
Plural Noun = sparkly shoes
Verb = sing
Type of food = Thai food
Animal, plural = horses
Another Animal, plural = bears
Someone else on forum = Sicy
U2 song = Discotheque
Noun = duck
Someone else on forum = daafish
Noun = pizza
 
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ok dont throw tomatoes at me if it sucks

Ok ABEL's story..

One fine evening at interference, Salome decided to throw a huge party. He decided to invite everyone except deathbear. deathbear was so mad that he danced all of his ducks at basstrap. This was unacceptable. 1 hour later, the cops showed up with sparkly shoes and demanded that everyone sing on the floor. Thai food was burning in the kitchen at the same time, so all hell broke loose. Horses and bears were dancing on the ceiling and Sicy drank all the beer. At the end of the night, U2 showed up and played Discotheque on pots and pans while Salome's duck cheered on. "This party sucks!!" said daafish as he blew up the pizza and escorted everyone out.

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*shoots you with silly string intstead*

Sicy said:
Ok ABEL's story..

One fine evening at interference, Salome decided to throw a huge party. He decided to invite everyone except deathbear. deathbear was so mad that he danced all of his ducks at basstrap. This was unacceptable. 1 hour later, the cops showed up with sparkly shoes and demanded that everyone sing on the floor. Thai food was burning in the kitchen at the same time, so all hell broke loose. Horses and bears were dancing on the ceiling and Sicy drank all the beer. At the end of the night, U2 showed up and played Discotheque on pots and pans while Salome's duck cheered on. "This party sucks!!" said daafish as he blew up the pizza and escorted everyone out.

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:lol: :crack: :coocoo:
 
its late im delerious good nite

Shannon's story..

One fine evening at interference, ILuvLarryMullen decided to throw a huge party. She decided to invite everyone except ABEL. ABEL was so mad that she sang all of her sticks at diamond. This was unacceptable. 69 hours later, the cops showed up with lightbulbs and demanded that everyone kick on the floor. Cheese was burning in the kitchen at the same time, so all hell broke loose. Donkeys and gophers were dancing on the ceiling and Sicy drank all the beer. At the end of the night, U2 showed up and played An Cat Dubh on pots and pans while Salome's brick cheered on. "This party sucks!!" said wanderer as he blew up the pencil and escorted everyone out.

dammit.. why do I keep drinking all the beer!! :shocked:
 
aww nite sicy *hugs*

Sicy said:
Shannon's story..

One fine evening at interference, ILuvLarryMullen decided to throw a huge party. She decided to invite everyone except ABEL. ABEL was so mad that she sang all of her sticks at diamond. This was unacceptable. 69 hours later, the cops showed up with lightbulbs and demanded that everyone kick on the floor. Cheese was burning in the kitchen at the same time, so all hell broke loose. Donkeys and gophers were dancing on the ceiling and Sicy drank all the beer. At the end of the night, U2 showed up and played An Cat Dubh on pots and pans while Salome's brick cheered on. "This party sucks!!" said wanderer as he blew up the pencil and escorted everyone out.

dammit.. why do I keep drinking all the beer!! :shocked:

sang all of her sticks???? :scratch: :lol:
 
LMAO my story cracked me up. You sure do love your beer, don't you, Sicy!
FYI abel wasn't invited to my party because she made the :angry: face at me ! :lol: j/k abel!
 
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