Let's play Seinfeld (porn name game)

[Laird/Bono]

I figured I'd start something new *Pardon ME*

It's called the Seinfeld - What would be your porn name? game. Rules are simple....

You take your middle name and the name of the street you lived on when you were born.... it's fun....

Example for moi; Michael Jamaica

have fun

 

[Tilli]

I don't have a middle name

But I used to pretend it was called Elizabeth when I was little!

I would be Liz Larne

 

[BVS]

Ray Ripple

 

[{paintedroses}]

Isn't it your first pet and your mothers maiden name?

 

[Tilli]

Isn't it your first pet and your mothers maiden name?

Then I'd be Whiskers Toal!

 

[Laird/Bono]

Isn't it your first pet and your mothers maiden name?

pretty sure it's what I said....at least that's what we've been playing stateside for a number of years.

 

[{paintedroses}]

pretty sure it's what I said....at least that's what we've been playing stateside for a number of years.

Ah perhaps that was just a British variation

 

[Laird/Bono]

I think a cool porn name would be

E- Z MARQ....

 

[bsp77]

Stewart Scenic (Middle Name/First Street)

Shamrock Hughes (First Pet/Mother's Maiden Name)

 

[Laird/Bono]

ok ok let's settle this with you brits once and for all

States = Middle name / Street name

Brits = Pet name / Mother's Maiden name

kindly specify country of origin

 

[Liesje]

Alaine Temple = middle name/street......kinda!

Toady Van't Hof = first pet (Toady the toad)/mother's maiden name....um, no!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Middle name / Street name: Marie Harding

Pet name / Mother's Maiden name: Princess Jelsomeno


Um, both of them pretty much suck.

 

[JessicaAnn]

Actually I have also heard (and I am in the States) it's Pet Name / Street Name

 

[{paintedroses}]

Actually I have also heard (and I am in the States) it's Pet Name / Street Name

Oh gawd, Laird is gonna get mad..

 

[Tilli]

Oh gawd, Laird is gonna get mad..

They won't like him when he's angry

 

[Laird/Bono]

serenity now....serenity now....

 

[Laird/Bono]

o.k. I've been checking with freinds/seinfeld fans out there and it's a 50/50 split on if I'm right or not..
can any of you find a definate answer on a Seinfeld site or chat room?

 

[Cassis]

Dick Hard

 

[starsgoblue]

BJ Blacklick

I kid you not.

I win!

 

[Laird/Bono]

^

 

[U2MaNaIcWeIdO]

Ali Murheid (First Pet/Mother's Maiden Name)

Anne Lenzi (Middle Name/First Street)

Ali Lenzi (Pet Name / Street Name)

 

[zumanity42]

middle + street = James Laidlaw

pet + maiden = Thunder (or Lightning) Robinson

pet + street = Thunder Laidlaw

it could have been worse

in the Seinfeld episode it is middle + street.

 

[Laird/Bono]

Zum....... r u sure???? this is bugging alot of us... my e-mail box just exploded

btw I like your sig quote..

here's my fave
"There's what you know, what you DON'T know... and what you don't even know that you don't know."

 

[pepokiss]

Miguel Salitre... or in english, Michael Saltpeter

 

[Laird/Bono]

Michael Saltpeter (for real?)

 

[youtwohearts]

Okay...

States way would be Allison Shore

Brits way would be Amber Rudin

Current name is Jamie Starr and most people think it is already a "porn" name

 

[bono_gal]

Middle name/street name:- Teresa Simonswood


Pet name/mothers maiden:- Spike Tyrer

 

[Laird/Bono]

^^^
Both good top if you're brit

2nd if you're yank

 

[{paintedroses}]

I've never had a pet except for fish, and I can't remember thair names there were too many

So I'll go for the American way - Yvonne Wykeham. Not very porn-esque.. sounds more like someone's aunt

 

[LJT]

Middle name / Street name: Patrick Beechmount

Pet name / Mother's Maiden name: Tigger Slane

The second one could pass as a porn star name i guess...the first one is very crap though