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Old 10-20-2007, 09:37 PM   #1
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Let's hear your funny pregnency stories ...

So, some of you have shared some funny stories with me over the last few months, but lets see if we can collect them all in one place.

I'll start. I just walked up stairs and my wife was cleaning our windows ... with a toothbrush!

nesting indeed.
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Old 10-20-2007, 10:47 PM   #2
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This one time...wait. That was when we first got our cat.
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Same thing really. Please proceed with your story.
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Yes Phil, do tell
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I've never been pregnant but I do have a re-occuring dream about going to hospital with stomach pains and finding out I'm about to have a baby
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This one time, I thought I was pregnant. Turned out I had just eaten some bad seafood.
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you do know that men can't become pregnant, unless Dave is a girls name in another part of the world
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you do know that men can't become pregnant
It sure felt like it
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Mothers Day, pregnant with my second son due at the end of August. He was a big one at 9 lbs. 1 oz. 22 inches. So that should give you an idea of the size I was. My husband bought me really pretty snake skin pajamas from Victorias Secret. I went and tried them on and I actually looked like a snake that ate a cat. It was horrible. And thus the pj's went back.
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Mothers Day, pregnant with my second son due at the end of August. He was a big one at 9 lbs. 1 oz. 22 inches. So that should give you an idea of the size I was. My husband bought me really pretty snake skin pajamas from Victorias Secret. I went and tried them on and I actually looked like a snake that ate a cat. It was horrible. And thus the pj's went back.
I'm sorry but...


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I can't remember any funny stories... I do remember when I was in labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor had delivered the baby. Everyone had said I was carrying low, so I would have a boy. So the baby comes out and I ask 'What is it?', and he says 'human'. I wanted to slap him!
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Dressing as the Virgin Mary for Halloween. Probably offended some people there...

We called him The Bean for the first tri-mester because that's what he looked like on the first ultrasound.

I can't really remember anything ha-ha funny. Now I tell my husband I miss being pregnant. He says I hated it, but I don't remember it that way. Funny how nature works...
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