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Old 10-22-2007, 11:46 PM   #16
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The most disturbing plot ever conceived. Arnold seeing his own child gave me nightmares.
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Old 10-30-2007, 10:05 PM   #17
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Mothers Day, pregnant with my second son due at the end of August. He was a big one at 9 lbs. 1 oz. 22 inches. So that should give you an idea of the size I was. My husband bought me really pretty snake skin pajamas from Victorias Secret. I went and tried them on and I actually looked like a snake that ate a cat. It was horrible. And thus the pj's went back.

With my last one, I kept getting strangers saying "any day now?" when I was only 30 weeks. Fucking hilarious. I'm still laughing!

It was worse when nurses did it, or the ultrasound people would comment.

I developed a huge fear after the second one that I'd leave her somewhere. I wasn't used to 2. I'd wake up from nightmares where I'd leave her in a shop and not remember til I got home.
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Old 10-30-2007, 10:21 PM   #18
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I'm sure it wasn't unusual but when my first wife and I went to "lamaze" classes, there was always the same lady there who we could count on passing gas when they went into the "push" techniques...never failed, every Friday for a month.... LOUD PFFFT! P.U.
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Old 10-30-2007, 10:39 PM   #19
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I'm sure it wasn't unusual but when my first wife and I went to "lamaze" classes, there was always the same lady there who we could count on passing gas when they went into the "push" techniques...never failed, every Friday for a month.... LOUD PFFFT! P.U.

imagine when she had to push in real life, clean up - delivery suite 2 - pronto
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I waited til my babies were born to find out if I had boys or girls. With my second the doctor says "you have a boy!" So I'm thinking all those 1st thoughts... a boy!... Wow!... now I have a boy and a girl!... I'm thinking about his name...
and then the doc says... "oh wait, nevermind, it's a girl... that was the umbilical cord."
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I'll tell you in anywhere from a few days to a few weeks from now.....we're due next Wednesday with our first!
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congrats!
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I'll tell you in anywhere from a few days to a few weeks from now.....we're due next Wednesday with our first!
SLEEP.


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when i was in labor, the nurses had me hooked up to the ultra sound machine to moniter daisy. she kept moving around in me so much they nicknamed her "wild child."
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SLEEP.


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Congrats!

Thanks! We are sleeping..... And walking.... And <ahem> doing everything they say helps get the baby coming...
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Old 11-01-2007, 10:55 PM   #27
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I've yet to get anyone pregnant, but I do have a story.

After giving birth to my sister, my mom was recovering in the hospital bed. I was 10, and very interested in the entire process. What I failed to recognize, however, was just how emotionally and physically drained she was following the delivery--which was a difficult one. She was also hooked up to an IV solution. As I stood next to her, I looked up to watch it drip towards her, and asked, "Mom, what would happen if I squeezed that bag?" She immediately began to cry at the very thought! I felt awful, especially after the nurse came in and suggested that I "go read a book in the library."

We laugh about it now.
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