Law and Order: DESCRIBE victims unit

[love_u2_adam]

^^cool i like the british

 

[Bonos_Lemon]

^^I say go for it anyways

^England I'm dying to go to Manchester

 

[bono_212]

i want to go to ireland

 

[Bonos_Lemon]

Don't we all! Wonder why that is

 

[love_u2_adam]

^^&^^^ they're both amazing!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bonos_Lemon]

< shower

 

[bono_212]

are you leaving everyone always leaves me

 

[Bonos_Lemon]

I'm back

are you still here?

 

[bono_212]

ah! i'm here I'm sorry i took so long lol

 

[Bonos_Lemon]

so whatcha doin?

I'm trying to decide if I should do some more reading before bed.....nah who am i kidding, the answer is always no

 

[bono_212]

I...I'm I'm...reading...




reading....


Law and Order SVU fanfic

 

[Bonos_Lemon]

well at least you want to read that, i hate my required summer reading

 

[bono_212]

lol...I'm reading it but I SHOULD be reading my english homework lol I avoided it all evening

At least I'm not reading Monk fanfic *shiver* the things i've read in monk fanfic

 

[Bonos_Lemon]

^yeah fanfic in general can be a bit


<just killed the biggest spider EVER

 

[bono_212]

take a picture!

 

[Bonos_Lemon]

I would if I had a camera

I don't even have a camera phone

but even if I did, he already went for a little ride down the toilet


and barely fit

 

[bono_212]

omg are you serious?!?! what kind of spider was it?

<Listening to Yahweh live

 

[Bonos_Lemon]

No i'm kidding, but its the biggest I've ever seen in my room before, maybe 2 inches long including legs

Yaweeeeeehhhhaaa!

 

[bono_212]

that is a huge spider

this fanfic is getting boring...and I should go to bed soon it's 2 am

 

[Bonos_Lemon]

yeah it was, and i'm an arachnaphobe too

Alrighty, good night/morning then

 

[bono_212]

I'm not leaving yet

I'm a musophobe

 

[Bonos_Lemon]

^ right, i missed that part about should

whats a musophobe?

edit: just looked it up, so you're afraid of mice?

 

[bono_212]

lol yep I am more afraid of mice than any person should be

 

[Bonos_Lemon]

So if you, an elephant and a mouse were in a room, who would win?

 

[bono_212]

the mouse

 

[Bonos_Lemon]

Really? I'd expect you to jump onto the elephant in fear and then harness its powers to stomp on the mouse

 

[bono_212]

but the elephant would be too afraid of the mouse see it wouldn't work stupid mouse

 

[Bonos_Lemon]

hmm i guess you're right then...


...but what if you pelt the mouse with cubes of cheese and then distract the elephant with a bag of peanuts whilst leading it out the secret exit?

 

[bono_212]

Oooh Then I might just win

but where did the cheese come from?

I don't often walk around with bags of cheese in my back pocket

 

[Bonos_Lemon]

maybe you milked the elephant and then made cheese?

or you could use your supermagic powers to summon cheese into your pocket