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Old 05-02-2003, 04:38 PM   #1
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Laugh it up eh

I received some Canadian jokes through email, and I thought some of them were funny... you be the judge you hoser.

After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me ‘The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it. The guy from Molson sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Molson's?" The Molson president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."



A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Doug stops him and asks, "Hey Bob! Whacha get the case of beer for?" "I got it for my wife, eh." answers Bob. "Oh!" exclaims Doug, "Good trade."



Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?
The Newfies were lobbing hand grenades; the Nova Scotians were pulling the pins and throwing them back.


In Canada, we have two seasons...six months
of winter and six months of poor snowmobiling.


One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pub together. They proceeded to each buy a pint of Labatt Blue. Just as they were about to enjoy their beverages, three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust. The American fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing happened. The Canadian picked the fly out of his drink and started shaking it over the pint, yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!"


A Quebecer, staying in a hotel in Edmonton
phoned room service for some pepper.
Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge.
"Toilette pepper!" yelled the Quebecer.


An American, a Scot and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened. "Well," said the American, "I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St.Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and said that for a donation of $50, we could return to earth. So of course I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $50, and the next thing I knew I was back here." "That's amazing!" said the one of the doctors, "But what happened to the other two?" "Last I saw them," replied the American, "the Scot was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay his."
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Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?
The Newfies were lobbing hand grenades; the Nova Scotians were pulling the pins and throwing them back.


Maybe it's just because I'm Canadian...

and personally, I would get angry over a fly landing in my Labatt. If anything, I'd be thankful b/c it'd stop me from consuming that crap Moosehead, any day...
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i love laughing at canadians
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me too... those crazy bastards.
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did you hear about the canadian who was born in canada? bahhhhhhhhhhh hahahahahha
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did you hear about the canadian who was born in canada? bahhhhhhhhhhh hahahahahha
hahaha... those crazy bastards. Did you hear the one about the Canadian that wanted to go outside... but then he found it was too cold. I just lost bladder control.
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did you hear the one about the canadian who went to the curling match?



what was he thinking???
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did you hear the one about the canadian who went to the curling match?



what was he thinking???
I don't know eh... what kind of "rocks" were in his head to leave his "house"... hoser.
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Oh, those wacky, wacky Canadians!
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lol...I don't know about you but the jokes I thought were cute. Of course I get to laugh at my loving Canuck every day...roflmao...
I have one complaining of cold feet all the time.
He wears wool socks to warm them.
WE're in Arizona...is that a canadian thing?
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I have a funny Canadian Joke:

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hahahahahaha

hahahahahaha



I think someone told me that one before... but it keeps getting funnier everytime.
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