LOVE MUSCLE
War Child
IT was a strange night to say the least, or maybe it wasn't.
I went to a local pub to enjoy light adult beverages and enjoy the beginning of the football season for the Sooners of Oklahoma who were playing the Golden Showers of Tulsa.
Since most of my friends actually went to this game without me, I was at the pub all by myself. I sat at a special table and through the course of the night several people came up to sit by me and talk, then only to disappear later without notice. I never figured out who they were, or who they thought I was.
I had several light adult beverages purchased for me too. One in particular by two very lovely blondes who had to leave immeadiately after the game. Another one came from my waiter, whom I tipped generously. And still another came from someone who still remains a mystery?
Sadly, I drank the pub out of U2Bama's favorite 'Michelob Light' and had to switch to Heiniken.
And I almost got violent
on a routine bathroom break where a very large and very stupid frat boy was in the stall next to mine puking 
his guts out and some spewed out onto my shoe. I was about to break an adult beverage mug/glass/container over his head/face when I realized it was truly better to wipe the stuff off and move on, it was only a little chunk anyway. Still, what a loser! Who pukes that early in the evening.
After a very sluggish first half that the Sooners led only 3-0, they eventually came back to win 37-0 over the unranked Tulsa "team". And I culminated the evening with meeting yet other table guests of mine who were a very nice couple from Venezula (I pray I spelled that right) who are here getting their masters in engineering.
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I went to a local pub to enjoy light adult beverages and enjoy the beginning of the football season for the Sooners of Oklahoma who were playing the Golden Showers of Tulsa.
Since most of my friends actually went to this game without me, I was at the pub all by myself. I sat at a special table and through the course of the night several people came up to sit by me and talk, then only to disappear later without notice. I never figured out who they were, or who they thought I was.
I had several light adult beverages purchased for me too. One in particular by two very lovely blondes who had to leave immeadiately after the game. Another one came from my waiter, whom I tipped generously. And still another came from someone who still remains a mystery?
Sadly, I drank the pub out of U2Bama's favorite 'Michelob Light' and had to switch to Heiniken.
And I almost got violent
on a routine bathroom break where a very large and very stupid frat boy was in the stall next to mine puking his guts out and some spewed out onto my shoe. I was about to break an adult beverage mug/glass/container over his head/face when I realized it was truly better to wipe the stuff off and move on, it was only a little chunk anyway. Still, what a loser! Who pukes that early in the evening.After a very sluggish first half that the Sooners led only 3-0, they eventually came back to win 37-0 over the unranked Tulsa "team". And I culminated the evening with meeting yet other table guests of mine who were a very nice couple from Venezula (I pray I spelled that right) who are here getting their masters in engineering.
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