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Old 07-02-2002, 09:22 PM   #1
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Ladies....Find the man of your dreams

That's right - I have found the formula. I can guarantee that you will find the man of your dreams in three easy steps.

Yes, Mr. zonelistener right here in Interferenceland can help you. How you ask - let me explain.

Step one:
Well, meet me. Sounds easy enough, right. A brief initial meeting - and I won't even charge you.

Step two:
Begin to date me. Hell, you don't have to fall in love with me, or have some deep connection - we just need to establish a relationship. You probably have done it before, God knows I have.

Step three: Let the magic begin - BY DUMPING ME! That's right - as soon as you dump me, you will find that true love.

It is guaranteed! Want referals? I've got at least three exGF's that tell you it has worked for them.

Want to give it a try? Just PM to get the process going. Just think - in one short month - you can be dating your life mate.

UGGGGGGGH!
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Old 07-02-2002, 09:27 PM   #2
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Jeff you just get your ass up here and quick...I'll take care of ya...

hang in there, help in on the way!
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Old 07-02-2002, 09:30 PM   #3
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I'm not joking

Some of the ladies wondered aloud if the Step 2 includes actual touching, feeling, rubbing, and kneeling.

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Old 07-02-2002, 09:32 PM   #4
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I may never have to work again!

*raises hand

Question: Does this work with British rock stars?
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OUCH!! I sense some bitterness.

Post a pic and I will tell you if I am able to follow through in any of these steps.
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Old 07-02-2002, 09:42 PM   #6
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Old 07-02-2002, 09:45 PM   #7
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Re: Ladies....Find the man of your dreams

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Originally posted by zonelistener
That's right - I have found the formula. I can guarantee that you will find the man of your dreams in three easy steps.

Yes, Mr. zonelistener right here in Interferenceland can help you. How you ask - let me explain.

Step one:
Well, meet me. Sounds easy enough, right. A brief initial meeting - and I won't even charge you.

Step two:
Begin to date me. Hell, you don't have to fall in love with me, or have some deep connection - we just need to establish a relationship. You probably have done it before, God knows I have.

Step three: Let the magic begin - BY DUMPING ME! That's right - as soon as you dump me, you will find that true love.

It is guaranteed! Want referals? I've got at least three exGF's that tell you it has worked for them.

Want to give it a try? Just PM to get the process going. Just think - in one short month - you can be dating your life mate.

UGGGGGGGH!
there are flaws in these steps which I shall uncover for you
1. well not as easy as it sounds. I've been trying to meet you for a long time now and it aint easy let me tell you. Not even Mr. Horton could sway you or Kit Kats for that matter.
2. Hmm well I tried but you turned me down so actually I was the doormat for that step.
3. Hmm again, you dumped me so see now you will be vain, tell me you are unbeleivably happy without me and that you found your star.

Holes holes and holes
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Old 07-02-2002, 09:47 PM   #8
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poor zonerhead

if it makes you feel better you can still pass out in my bathtub when you're in chicago.
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Most chicks have already found their men. The vibrator's usually kept in the underwear drawer.
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Old 07-02-2002, 10:22 PM   #10
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zoney....yer fulla baloney!

I've seen ya. I've metcha. I still think your adorable. Love your avatar.

Okay, so I'm old enough to be your.....big sister....I think those ex-GFs of yours have seriously been smokin crack. And maybe you could find some luuurvin with summa those crazy Pleba wimmins.

It could happen!

Hang in there, bud.... *hugs*
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Old 07-02-2002, 10:25 PM   #11
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or as a friend once told me, "...me and my good friend *B.O.B. had us a little fun last night..."


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Most chicks have already found their men. The vibrator's usually kept in the underwear drawer.

*B.O.B = Battery Operated Buddy
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Sorry but I laughed, Zoney.....At least you have a sense of humor about it!! Can this really work for me too???

*buys us a single malt with TWO straws*
*hopes for the best*

JK--((((HUGS))))

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Old 07-02-2002, 10:29 PM   #13
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hahahahahahhahahahahaha good one prick

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Most chicks have already found their men. The vibrator's usually kept in the underwear drawer.


I mean that its funny



that we are being replaced
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Old 07-02-2002, 10:42 PM   #14
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OUCH!! I sense some bitterness.

Post a pic and I will tell you if I am able to follow through in any of these steps.

Thats a little cruel, dont ya think!
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Old 07-02-2002, 10:57 PM   #15
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Awww! I'm sorry zone!


Even though I don't really know you...
(((HUGZ!)))
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