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STATS ATTACK!
AFRICA: 7
Burkina Faso: 1 (Ouagadougou)
Djibouti: 1 (itself)
Morocco: 1 (Anti-Atlas)
Nigeria: 1 (Fake)
Somalia: 1 (Dhuusamarreeb)
South Africa: 1 (Orange Free State)
Zimbabwe: 1 (Wankie)
THE AMERICAS: 83
Canada:
New Brunswick: 1 (Kouchibouguac National Park)
Newfoundland and Labrador: 4 (Come By Chance, Dildo, Goobies, Pecker's Point)
Nunavut: 1 (Belcher Islands)
Ontario: 3 (Bastard Township, CN Tower in Toronto, Swastika)
Prince Edward Island: 1 (Crapaud)
Quebec: 1 (Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!)
Saskatchewan: 2 (Climax, Uranium City)
Total: 13 (in 7 of 13 provinces/territories)
Other:
Argentina: 1 (Ushuaia)
Brazil: 1 (Fernando de Noronha)
Chile: 1 (Desventuradas Islands)
Dominican Republic: 1 (itself)
Suriname: 1 (Totness)
Territorial Collectivity of Saint Pierre and Michelin: 1 (itself)
Total: 6
United States:
Alabama: 1 (Brilliant)
Alaska: 2 (Chicken, Unalaska)
Arizona: 2 (Broomrape Lane, Why)
Arkansas: 4 (Bald Knob x2, Goobertown, Smackover)
California: 4 (Disneyland, Rough And Ready, Weed, Zzyzx)
Delaware: 1 (Murderkill River)
Hawaii: 1 (Haiku Valley)
Idaho: 2 (Dickshooter, Sexy Peak)
Indiana: 2 (Ashley, Hooker Corner)
Kentucky: 2 (Big Bone Lick State Park, Hell For Certain)
Louisiana: 1 (Serena)
Massachusetts: 2 (Fenway Park, Jamaica Plain)
Michigan: 3 (Bad Axe, End Of Earth, Hell)
Missouri: 2 (Conception Junction, Knob Lick)
Nebraska: 1 (Lodgepole)
New Jersey: 3 (Cinnaminson, Loveladies, Shades of Death Road)
New York: 3 (Alphabet City, Attica Correctional Facility, Fresh Kills)
Ohio: 2 (Knockemstiff, Tumbleweed Restaurant in Chillicothe)
Oklahoma: 1 (Hooker)
Oregon: 2 (Alfalfa, Boring Lava Field)
Pennsylvania: 5 (Bird-in-Hand, Centralia, Intercourse, Satansville, Woodcock)
South Carolina: 2 (Coward, Sugar Tit)
South Dakota: 1 (Tea)
Tennessee: 3 (Finger, Guys, Ramer)
Texas: 4 (Boggus Motor Company in Harlingen, Cumby, Dublin, Glasscock County)
Utah: 2 (Mollie's Nipple, Virgin)
Virginia: 1 (Bumpass)
Washington: 2 (Humptulips, Whorehouse Meadow)
West Virginia: 2 (Mount Gay, Paw Paw)
Wisconsin: 1 (Sparta)
Wyoming: 1 (Bill)
Total: 65 (in 31 of 50 states)
ASIA: 12
Afghanistan: 1 (Kandahār)
Azerbaijan: 1 (Sumgayit)
China: 1 (Wanglik)
India: 2 (Bangaluru, Cumbum)
Indonesia: 1 (Fakfak)
Japan: 3 (Gofuku, Kumamoto, Usa)
Kyrgyzstan: 1 (Kökjanggak)
Philippines: 1 (Sexmoan)
Sri Lanka: 1 (Saddam Hussein Town)
AUSTRALIA: 31 (in 6 of 8 states/territories)
Itself: 2
New South Wales: 7 (Bogan Gate, Bumberry, Goat Island, Howlong, Rooty Hill Holiday Inn, The Esses, Woodenbong)
Northern Territory: 1 (Rum Jungle)
Queensland: 5 (Booby Island, Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands, Geebung, Texas, Yorkeys Knob)
South Australia: 4 (Adelaide, Cape Catastrophe, Corny Point, Iron Knob)
Victoria: 8 (8 Hiscock Road, Blowhard, Jen's Room in Geelong, Mount Buggery, Mount Difficult, Mount Disappointment, Mount Hopeless, Tittybong)
Western Australia: 4 (Koolyanobbing, Middle Intercourse Island, Useless Loop, Wittenoom)
EUROPE: 72
Albania: 1 (Crap)
Austria: 1 (Fucking)
Belarus: 2 (Brest Railway Museum, Slutsk)
Belgium: 1 (Museum Voor Oude Kunst)
Czech Republic: 1 (Vrbno pod Pradědem)
England: 24 (Beer, Blubberhouses, Booze, Crackpot, Devil's Dyke, Dumb Hope, Farnham, Fingringhoe, Giggleswick, Hole of Horcum, Little Snoring, Lulworth Cove, Messing-cum-Inworth, Old Harry Rocks, Penistone, Pity Me, River Piddle, Shitlington Crags, Shitterton, Torquay, Upperthong, Wendy-cum-Jolly, Westward Ho!, Wetwang)
France: 5 (Anus, Bitche, Condom, Die, Pussy)
Germany: 3 (Titz, Wank, Weener)
Iceland: 1 (Hafnarfjörður)
Ireland: 8 (Cockhill, Dyke Parade, Hackballscross, Kilbrittain, Moneymore, Muff Diving Clubhouse in Muff, The Mullet, Nobber)
Liechtenstein: 3 (Balzers, Kunstmuseum Liechtenstein, Vaduz)
Montenegro: 1 (Bar)
Moldova: 1 (Pridnestrovian Moldavian Republic)
Netherlands: 5 (Doodstil, Best, Hongerige Wolf, Monster, Sexbierum)
Norway: 1 (Longyearbyen)
Romania: 2 (Clit, Turda)
Russia: 3 (Kholat Syakhl, Kyzyl, Vagina)
Scotland: 5 (Bonkle, Cockplay, Devil's Beef Tub, Kilmore Church, Twatt)
Spain: 2 (Adiós, Morón Air Base)
Switzerland: 1 (Cunter)
Wales: 2 (Llanfairynghornwy, Three Cocks)
ONLINE AND FAKE: 11
Fake: 3 (Craggy Island, Stickittoandre, This Baby's Moustache)
Interference: 8 (AIWIU2, Desert Island VII, EBTTRT, EYKIW, IAMJ, Pop Survivor Round One, POTDB, TCATT)
OCEANIA/THE PACIFIC: 13
Federated States of Micronesia: 1 (Yap)
New Zealand: 10 (Bland Place, Blue Mountains, Ohai, One Tree Hill, Shag Point, Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu, Te Puke, Te Urewera National Park, Tutaekuri River, Whakapapa)
Pitcairn Island: 2 (Little George Coc'nuts, Where Reynolds Cut the Firewood)
OTHER: 4
Oceanic islands: 4 (Inaccessible Island, Le Tampon on Réunion, Scattered Islands in the Indian Ocean, South Sandwich Islands)
Outer space: 1 (Comet 3D/Biela)
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