Knockemstiff, Ohio Superthread

[Varitek]

see i post drunk too much, i'm too good at drunk typing to ever do this. if i were drunk enough to be that sloppy, i'd be passed out.

 

[Gluey]

ianeen ai wasnet toatsedne yo uaenas amaomaossa ;wyash:

 

[Varitek]

jeanm!!! Ia ausurt awys you2!!!!! yweiuip[pe::!

Jen! I ?? ways you!!!!! yippie!

 

[Gluey]

hsoeilsd i ahgeve oane omroea? bearee oare boruebanas?

 

[Varitek]

ianeen ai wasnet toatsedne yo uaenas amaomaossa ;wyash:

ian i want to see you ??? ?? ???

 

[Varitek]

hsoeilsd i ahgeve oane omroea? bearee oare boruebanas?

should i have one more? beer or bourbon?

how many have you had already? and what kind of beer?

 

[mysterious_jen]

if i was that drunk i would also be passed out, or very fucking close !



ahhh gluey , your drunk posting is never to be outdone as you are the widget goddess

 

[Axver]

ianeen ai wasnet toatsedne yo uaenas amaomaossa ;wyash:

"Ian, I want to send you a new samosa "?

 

[Gluey]

ies oget weins!!! myare bfingeres aereee ffueckes :eysh: aandee ais adna'ate be fusckeees rfeizing it.

 

[Axver]

hsoeilsd i ahgeve oane omroea? bearee oare boruebanas?

Wine!

You can even readily find my favourite wines there.

Goddamnit, I need Kiwi wine.

 

[Axver]

ies oget weins!!! myare bfingeres aereee ffueckes :eysh: aandee ais adna'ate be fusckeees rfeizing it.

"I've got wings!!! My fingers are fucked and I can't be fucked fixing it."

 

[Gluey]

iaheeter acahrrlie saheean. :maewsddpit:

 

[Gluey]

ie alicvea e cacsruabs! eysh!Q teahe jandaitor isthewt hebobeomvb "ejs"

 

[Gluey]

iwaeneed sat at lsepep.

 

[Varitek]

iaheeter acahrrlie saheean. :maewsddpit:

i hate charlie sheen.

ie alicvea e cacsruabs! eysh!Q teahe jandaitor isthewt hebobeomvb "ejs"

i love a scrubs. yes! the janitor is the hobo bomb "?"

 

[Axver]

OK, let's see if I can get the Tina Transvesturner file to play ...

 

[Varitek]

iwaeneed sat at lsepep.

i ?? ?? at sleep.

????

speaking of sleep, man am i tired, i am tempted to have a nap and wake up early am to keep cleaning.

 

[Gluey]

wheyaea cante' t the iascomputea t tyepae awihtat ai' m theikgni'g

 

[Axver]

She's a showgirl in Samoa?

Suuure, a showgirl, keep telling us that.

 

[Gluey]

ianenned to apeae.

 

[Varitek]

wheyaea cante' t the iascomputea t tyepae awihtat ai' m theikgni'g

why can't the computer type what i am thinking?


we aren't quite there yet, technology wise.

 

[mysterious_jen]

ianenned to apeae.

enjoy your pee! hahah

 

[Axver]

wheyaea cante' t the iascomputea t tyepae awihtat ai' m theikgni'g

"Why can't the computer type what I'm thinking?"

The powers of the Vazza and Axver Translating Company aren't good enough for you?

 

[Varitek]

ianenned to apeae.

me too! and i need another recycling bag and another trash bag.

 

[Axver]

OH MY GOD TINA TRANSVESTURNER IS ONE OF THE MOST HIDEOUS THINGS I'VE SEEN.

THAT IS NOT A WOMAN.

 

[Axver]

Aaaahahahahaha this is too fucking funny.

She sounds like a gay parrot with its testicles caught in a gigantic mousetrap!

 

[Axver]

Oh god, her unco-ordinated dancing and pelvic thrusts.

 

[Axver]

Kim, Tina Transvesturner is easily one of the funniest things I've ever seen!

How the fuck did she win!?

 

[Varitek]

did gluey pass out?

 

[Varitek]

so ax, you gonna have 60k by the time i get to switzerland?