Knockemstiff, Ohio Superthread

[LMP]

this is definitely awkward.

It'd probably be easy to get away with meeting the other Musketeers, but that's about it.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

I've got a theme park topper. I was on a roller coaster at Six Flags Great America and the overhanging seat belt thing came off as the coaster was climbing. Never gripped something down as hard as that in my entire life. Do with that last sentence what you will.

holy shit! you guys are not helping my fear of roller coasters

 

[Dalton]

alright kids, I'm out.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

see ya dalton

 

[LMP]

Later, Swayze.

 

[No spoken words]

Adios, Sheffield.

 

[LMP]

holy shit! you guys are not helping my fear of roller coasters

Just piece of shit ones. Ones like the Hulk at Islands of Adventure or Kraken at SeaWorld wouldn't have that kind of problem.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Just piece of shit ones. Ones like the Hulk at Islands of Adventure or Kraken at SeaWorld wouldn't have that kind of problem.

the only roller coaster i've ever been on is the zippin pippin: Zippin Pippin - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia and that's a pretty weak coaster.

 

[LMP]

The name doesn't really help its case.

 

[Varitek]

I've got a theme park topper. I was on a roller coaster at Six Flags Great America and the overhanging seat belt thing came off as the coaster was climbing. Never gripped something down as hard as that in my entire life. Do with that last sentence what you will.

when i was in bangkok for the debate tournament this winter, they rented out an amusement park for new year's eve, which was awesome because it meant roller coasters with no lines. so i went with my friend and these 2 hilarious irish guys we'd met, neither of which had ever ridden a roller coaster, 1 of which i wanted to fuck (didn't succeed, got a totally awful asshole of an irish guy at a party later instead). anyway, we grabbed the front cause we knew it was best, and they were right behind, and the whole time the one i didn't want to fuck was yelling "holy mother, fuck fuck fuck, holy mother" in his irish accent....turned out he wasn't a total pussy but the thing had come loose. also thai people are short, all the guys were worried their legs were gonna be clipped in several places.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

The name doesn't really help its case.

omg but it's one of the last things elvis did before he died on the crapper! don't you care about elvis

 

[Varitek]

bye dalt

 

[LMP]

when i was in bangkok for the debate tournament this winter, they rented out an amusement park for new year's eve, which was awesome because it meant roller coasters with no lines. so i went with my friend and these 2 hilarious irish guys we'd met, neither of which had ever ridden a roller coaster, 1 of which i wanted to fuck (didn't succeed, got a totally awful asshole of an irish guy at a party later instead). anyway, we grabbed the front cause we knew it was best, and they were right behind, and the whole time the one i didn't want to fuck was yelling "holy mother, fuck fuck fuck, holy mother" in his irish accent....turned out he wasn't a total pussy but the thing had come loose. also thai people are short, all the guys were worried their legs were gonna be clipped in several places.

Holy shit. Sorry to hear about the near-fuck opportunity, btw.

Is it wrong that I imagine every short Asian as Short Round from Temple of Doom?

 

[coolian2]

Ugh, i turn on the radio and get greeted by Sweet Home Alabama.



Phail Hauraki. And normally they do so well, the other day i heard I Will Follow from UABRS

 

[Varitek]

Just piece of shit ones. Ones like the Hulk at Islands of Adventure or Kraken at SeaWorld wouldn't have that kind of problem.

Yeah i should add that when we got stuck atop, it was right after the roller coaster had re opened, man were we excited we didn't have to wait in line.

 

[LMP]

omg but it's one of the last things elvis did before he died on the crapper! don't you care about elvis

Not since he sold the forum.

 

[No spoken words]

Holy shit. Sorry to hear about the near-fuck opportunity, btw.

Is it wrong that I imagine every short Asian as Short Round from Temple of Doom?

Don't you worry about her fuck escapades, YLB.

 

[LMP]

Yeah i should add that when we got stuck atop, it was right after the roller coaster had re opened, man were we excited we didn't have to wait in line.

 

[LMP]

Don't you worry about her fuck escapades, YLB.

Hopefully it's not anyway related to Icecapades.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Ugh, i turn on the radio and get greeted by Sweet Home Alabama.

gross.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Not since he sold the forum.

and people wonder why i hate memphis

 

[coolian2]

gross.

Word.


Where should i put the spittoon?

 

[coolian2]

Hopefully it's not anyway related to Icecapades.

It was tried, but there was too much shrinkage.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Word.


Where should i put the spittoon?

lynyrd skynyrd's asses.

 

[No spoken words]

and people wonder why i hate memphis

Irvine's boyfriend?

 

[Varitek]

Holy shit. Sorry to hear about the near-fuck opportunity, btw.

Is it wrong that I imagine every short Asian as Short Round from Temple of Doom?

lol, i suspect he had a girlfriend, as he flirted lightly but always stopped short of taking it to the next level.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Irvine's boyfriend?

that's a good one!

 

[Varitek]

Don't you worry about her fuck escapades, YLB.

fuckscapades?

yay it is windy! cool air in, please

 

[LMP]

lol, i suspect he had a girlfriend, as he flirted lightly but always stopped short of taking it to the next level.

Did you save his life that night with poetry?

 

[Varitek]

Did you save his life that night with poetry?

i am missing the reference.