Knockemstiff, Ohio Superthread

[Gluey]

Wonder if she'll do a Fergie backflip??

god she's awful

 

[Axver]

Fergie ... is that the tart who did My Humps, or am I thinking of one of her equally trashy peers?

 

[Gluey]

Oh god, guys, just your description of Tina Transvesturner was hysterical!

Pleased to be of assistance to you Dr Dre.....



Transvesturner


Oh he/she is seriously my favourite tonight.....for all the wrong reasons!!

 

[Axver]

a rocker eh? but will we be able to chant it? like, imagine this... a huge concert for all the world leaders where suddenly everyone starts chanting Start to kneel bitches!
that would be grand

I bet Kim would like it if the entire crowd were chanting "start to kneel" ...

 

[Gluey]

Fergie ... is that the tart who did My Humps, or am I thinking of one of her equally trashy peers?

Oh this chick was awful.....talk about not hitting notes.....at least my ears are clean of wax

 

[Gluey]

Oh fuck Paul McCartney is next This can only end badly....

 

[coolian2]

Oh god, guys, just your description of Tina Transvesturner was hysterical!

You think our description was hysterical? The performance was even funnier!

 

[Gluey]

I bet Kim would like it if the entire crowd were chanting "start to kneel" ...

 

[Galeongirl]

this sounds very amusing!

 

[Axver]

Pleased to be of assistance to you Dr Dre.....



Transvesturner


Oh he/she is seriously my favourite tonight.....for all the wrong reasons!!

This is awesome, I don't even need to watch thanks to you guys. I get the lulz without enduring the shit!

 

[coolian2]

Fergie ... is that the tart who did My Humps, or am I thinking of one of her equally trashy peers?

Your lovely lady lumps
Oooh, check it out

Music that defines a generation

 

[coolian2]

I do wish the last one had done one of the Black Eyed Peas songs. Oh shit that would have been funny!

 

[Axver]

Oh fuck Paul McCartney is next This can only end badly....

Actually, considering how crappy a voice McCartney has, this person could potentially outdo him.

 

[Galeongirl]

I bet Kim would like it if the entire crowd were chanting "start to kneel" ...

well actually I think she'd rather like it if they chanted On your knees boy!

 

[Gluey]

This is awesome, I don't even need to watch thanks to you guys. I get the lulz without enduring the shit!

Oh but imagine how you'd laugh if you got to SEE what we're describing!!


It's no wonder this show is a ratings winner......no one can believe how BAD the performers are!!!


It's so much more fun describing and trashing it when you know someone else is watching it too....'s for Ian

 

[Gluey]

Don't get your hopes up Ax, his mate at work just said they tell him not to sing at work or he'll scare the customers....he works at a supermarket.....soooooooooo not going places!!

He's very nasally and whimpy sounding....and sings like a girl....and we're only in the intro of his life!!

 

[coolian2]

$80k?


And the rest?

 

[Gluey]

His balls CAN'T have dropped....

 

[coolian2]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Too funny

 

[Gluey]

$80k?


And the rest?

Maybe he means a Cessna without 'wings'...........ooh I made joke considering who he's imitating.....badly at that.....

 

[Gluey]

Oh crap he sounds like a cat being swung by it's tail!!

 

[Axver]

Don't get your hopes up Ax, his mate at work just said they tell him not to sing at work or he'll scare the customers....he works at a supermarket.....soooooooooo not going places!!

He's very nasally and whimpy sounding....and sings like a girl....and we're only in the intro of his life!!

Good god. There's no way this can end well!

 

[Gluey]

He really needs to lay off the long high notes.....

(He's singing that song, "I love you...."...whatever it's called....)


Fuck he's awful.

 

[coolian2]

It's so much more fun describing and trashing it when you know someone else is watching it too....'s for Ian

The nights without you haven't quite brought as many lulz

 

[Axver]

Oh crap he sounds like a cat being swung by it's tail!!

So, what you're trying to tell me is he still sounds better than Maroon 5?

 

[Gluey]

He's sporting a bogun mullet too

AND HE GOT A STANDING OVATION!! NFW!!!!!!

 

[Gluey]

The nights without you haven't quite brought as many lulz

Aww shucks......

 

[coolian2]

He really needs to lay off the long high notes.....

(He's singing that song, "I love you...."...whatever it's called....)


Fuck he's awful.

Silly Love Songs?

 

[Galeongirl]

mullet, how original!
did he get that ovation for being such a great artist or just for being amusing?

 

[Gluey]

So, what you're trying to tell me is he still sounds better than Maroon 5?

Well does it tell you something that I'd actually PAY to see Maroon 5 rather than hear him again???