Knob Lick, Missouri Superthread

[Axver]

Oh god, that thread is just ridiculously frustrating to look at. NSW's post was mind bogglingly perfect, though. I will send a bottle of tawny port to that man.

I'm genuinely surprised there haven't been spin-off threads like Ashlee Simpson/Thom Yorke/Larry Mullen/EYKIW are the Enemies of Art.

 

[Axver]

Will U2's next album fit into the Paradigm?

More importantly, will Phail's?

 

[mysterious_jen]

I'm genuinely surprised there haven't been spin-off threads like Ashlee Simpson/Thom Yorke/Larry Mullen/EYKIW are the Enemies of Art.

make one

 

[mysterious_jen]

Will U2's next album fit into the Paradigm?

More importantly, will Phail's?

shouldnt we shange our names to the enemy of art?

 

[major_panic]

 

[Axver]

shouldnt we shange our names to the enemy of art?

It could be the name of the debut album.

PHAIL
"The Enemies of Art"

1. Gloria
2. I Fall Down*
3. I Threw A Brick Through A Window
4. Rejoice
5. Fire*
6. Tomorrow
7. October*
8. With A Shout (Jerusalem)
9. Stranger In A Strange Land
10. Scarlet*
11. Is That All?*
*Contains original snippetry by Axver.

 

[mysterious_jen]

hey maj

 

[Axver]

How's Mr "No, I Didn't Fuck Up At Weapons Training, Why Don't You Believe Me?" today?

 

[major_panic]

How's Mr "No, I Didn't Fuck Up At Weapons Training, Why Don't You Believe Me?" today?

It's great, it looks like I've tried to kill myself by slitting my wrist from a certain angle. I went to class today and absolutely EVERYONE looked, but nobody dared to say anything.

I'm SOOO looking forward to going to church

Also hi Jen!

 

[major_panic]

It could be the name of the debut album.

PHAIL
"The Enemies of Art"

1. Gloria
2. I Fall Down*
3. I Threw A Brick Through A Window
4. Rejoice
5. Fire*
6. Tomorrow
7. October*
8. With A Shout (Jerusalem)
9. Stranger In A Strange Land
10. Scarlet*
11. Is That All?*
*Contains original snippetry by Axver.

I love it! We also have to put One in as a bonus track or hidden track or something.

 

[Axver]

It's great, it looks like I've tried to kill myself by slitting my wrist from a certain angle. I went to class today and absolutely EVERYONE looked, but nobody dared to say anything.

I'm SOOO looking forward to going to church

Also hi Jen!

I hope you change your screen name to major_emo_panic now.

 

[Axver]

I love it! We also have to put One in as a bonus track or hidden track or something.

The One speech will be me ranting about how much it sucks.

I should also note that I Fall Down will actually be Pink Floyd's Summer '68 in disguise.

 

[major_panic]

I hope you change your screen name to major_emo_panic now.

major_emo would probably be better, ha.

Nah I'm gonna wait till I see someone looking, then go "yeah, I was so frustrated and sick of ___________ that I decided to end it all, but my parents walked in on me just in time," in as melodramatic and emo a way as I can. Just to take the piss and poke fun at emos at the same time.

 

[major_panic]

The One speech will be me ranting about how much it sucks.

I should also note that I Fall Down will actually be Pink Floyd's Summer '68 in disguise.

Because none of us can actually play I Fall Down, or know how it really goes?

(all I clearly remember of it is that it goes "I fall down, I'm falling down...")

 

[major_panic]

So, I see Bonnie's back. Had a very good night the other day, did we?

 

[Axver]

Because none of us can actually play I Fall Down, or know how it really goes?

(all I clearly remember of it is that it goes "I fall down, I'm falling down...")

Exactly. I can remember the first line and that's it. But Summer '68 is ALSO on piano and I know most of its lyrics!

Julie says, John I'm getting nowhere
I've gotta ... uh ... fall down ...
I'm falling down ... uhh ...
...
Would you like to say something before you leave?
Perhaps you'd care to state exactly how you feel
We say goodbye before we've said hello
I hardly even like you, I shouldn't care at all
Etc., etc.

 

[major_panic]

Exactly. I can remember the first line and that's it. But Summer '68 is ALSO on piano and I know most of its lyrics!

Julie says, John I'm getting nowhere
I've gotta ... uh ... fall down ...
I'm falling down ... uhh ...
...
Would you like to say something before you leave?
Perhaps you'd care to state exactly how you feel
We say goodbye before we've said hello
I hardly even like you, I shouldn't care at all
Etc., etc.

And you've gotta snippet October and The Seabirds too. Why? Why not?

 

[Axver]

major_emo would probably be better, ha.

Nah I'm gonna wait till I see someone looking, then go "yeah, I was so frustrated and sick of ___________ that I decided to end it all, but my parents walked in on me just in time," in as melodramatic and emo a way as I can. Just to take the piss and poke fun at emos at the same time.

Khan should edit your user title to major_emo.

Oh god, I want to know how long you can string someone along with a story like that before cracking up laughing. Want to try it at the Terrorism tute on Thursday?

 

[The Sad Punk]

Hey there, V.

You better believe I had a night.

 

[Axver]

And you've gotta snippet October and The Seabirds too. Why? Why not?

Every time I don't know a song's lyrics, I'll just do arbitrary snippets that make no sense and expect you guys to harmonise.

I was talking, I was talking to myself
Somebody else, talk talk talking
I walk up to the window to see myself
And my reflection
Going nowhere, uh ...
Going out ... err ...
'Cause, uh, I talk to myself
So don't stand!
Don't stand!
Don't stand so close to me!
Don't throw!
Don't throw!
Don't throw bricks through a window!

 

[major_panic]

Khan should edit your user title to major_emo.

Oh god, I want to know how long you can string someone along with a story like that before cracking up laughing. Want to try it at the Terrorism tute on Thursday?

I'm up for it, haha. Given that it'll be in the pub, that should make things even more entertaining...

 

[Axver]

I'm up for it, haha. Given that it'll be in the pub, that should make things even more entertaining...

Or you could trick people into believing you were in a botched terrorist attack ...

Also, me, in a pub. Lulz. I've no fucking idea where it is for starters.

 

[major_panic]

Every time I don't know a song's lyrics, I'll just do arbitrary snippets that make no sense and expect you guys to harmonise.

I was talking, I was talking to myself
Somebody else, talk talk talking
I walk up to the window to see myself
And my reflection
Going nowhere, uh ...
Going out ... err ...
'Cause, uh, I talk to myself
So don't stand!
Don't stand!
Don't stand so close to me!
Don't throw!
Don't throw!
Don't throw bricks through a window!

Is it getting better, or do you feel the same?
Will it make it easier on you now, every little thing she does is magic?
There has to be an invisible sun,
Cause we all live together in a yellow submarine,
SERGEANT PEPPERS LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND,
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah (yeah)!

 

[major_panic]

Or you could trick people into believing you were in a botched terrorist attack ...

Also, me, in a pub. Lulz. I've no fucking idea where it is for starters.

Neither do I. I'm gonna head straight there after my lecture though, so if you get lost you can probably give me a call or something. I'll probably head there 3.15ish, so yeah, if you decide to skip your lecture, then we may as well go find it together.

 

[Axver]

Is it getting better, or do you feel the same?
Will it make it easier on you now, every little thing she does is magic?
There has to be an invisible sun,
Cause we all live together in a yellow submarine,
SERGEANT PEPPERS LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND,
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah (yeah)!

Jesus, Jesus help me
I'm alone in this world
And a fucked-up world it is too
Tell me, tell me the story
The one about Ruby Tuesday
And how you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Baby, baby, baby, light my way
Baby, baby, baby, WEY HEY HEY!
WEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY!

 

[major_panic]

Hey there, V.

You better believe I had a night.

Who were you with, that got you so drunk? I still haven't been able to figure out that one really, really, really incomprehensible post of yours...

 

[Axver]

Neither do I. I'm gonna head straight there after my lecture though, so if you get lost you can probably give me a call or something. I'll probably head there 3.15ish, so yeah, if you decide to skip your lecture, then we may as well go find it together.

I actually don't have my lecture - the one last Thursday was the final one. So I might just meet you after your lecture or something. I'm certain I'll have work to do in the library to pass the hour while you're at your lecture! So fucked on some stuff. So of course I'm posting here instead of doing it now.

 

[major_panic]

Jesus, Jesus help me
I'm alone in this world
And a fucked-up world it is too
Tell me, tell me the story
The one about Ruby Tuesday
And how you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Baby, baby, baby, light my way
Baby, baby, baby, WEY HEY HEY!
WEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY!

This is getting ridiculous, but:

An intellectual tortoise, racing with your bullet train
We won't get fooled again! No we won't get fooled again!
Whooooooo are you? Ooh ooh, ooh ooh!
Talking 'bout my generation!
All you need is love!
All because of you! All because of you!
All because of you! I knew him as a gentle young man,
Cannot say for sure the reason for his decline
Singing, ah la la la de day, ah la la la de day, ah la la de day.

 

[major_panic]

I actually don't have my lecture - the one last Thursday was the final one. So I might just meet you after your lecture or something. I'm certain I'll have work to do in the library to pass the hour while you're at your lecture! So fucked on some stuff. So of course I'm posting here instead of doing it now.

What happened?

I realised that I have two major_essays due in the week of my two exams. Ouch.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Who were you with, that got you so drunk? I still haven't been able to figure out that one really, really, really incomprehensible post of yours...

Met up with a couple of friends. We came back here since one of them doesn't live that far from me, and we started having a heart to heart chat, and then I got sick of it because one of them was so incomprehensibly fucked so I went online on and off for a while to see what was going on. They were raiding my beers. One of them dropped one bottle and was like UH SHIT BONNIE I'M SO SORRY and in pure drunkenness gave me twenty dollars. I paid less for the whole carton! So you see, it pays to have drunk friends coming to your house and breaking things.